The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For March 15th!

The top 10 signs that it's time to change the head of your Spin Brush. - BaconSlut

Runners-up:

Stop motion capture of K-Fed's sperm enteing the female egg. - citizenstrange

The new spinoff from Virgin Diaries... Bulletproof Hymens. - jack-n-the-hat

Oh that cagey Charlize Theron! Always finding new ways to smoke a fruit. - Vern

via Break.com

Posted by: Michael K

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The CAPTION THIS Contest

Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Fri, 03/16/2012 - 1:20pm.

LOL at tater salad... pfft! :P
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"You reap what you fuck." ~ RichBitch 03/13/2012

Submitted by BaconSlut on Fri, 03/16/2012 - 1:19pm.

Congrats Citizen, Tater Salad and Strange! Thanks MK!
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"Uh, hello, room service? I'd like some bacon, a couple of Cokes, and a bunch of whores." -Butthead, of Beavis and Butthead

Submitted by Vern on Fri, 03/16/2012 - 12:19pm.

YAY Bacon!(so gross) Citizen and JACKOOOOOO!!!
I love being your caboose!

Thanks MK & Everyone!

*Proudly does the walk of shame in mah HSOTW sash!*

*chanting as always*

Shut the fuck up kid, you're in my closet now.

Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Fri, 03/16/2012 - 11:14am.

LOL congrats BaconSlut, citizenstrange and Verrrrrrn!! Thanks, MK!
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"You reap what you fuck." ~ RichBitch 03/13/2012

Submitted by Oxygen on Fri, 03/16/2012 - 9:47am.

LOL!!! Congrats, BaconSlut, citizenstrange, jack-in-the-hat, and Vern!

Submitted by guest on Fri, 03/16/2012 - 9:20am.

Funny hos! Xos.

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Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Sat, 06/11/2011 - 9:32am.
It's ok to be a redneck by the way.. just don't yell git 'er done because we all hate that.

Submitted by Deb on Fri, 03/16/2012 - 9:07am.

Congrats, BaconSlut, citizenstrange, jack-in-the-hat, and Vern! Good ones!

"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson

Submitted by WithinReason... on Fri, 03/16/2012 - 8:50am.

Major LOL's!! Big congrats! ;p

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Submitted by christine the hoff on Fri, 03/16/2012 - 8:43am.

I meant to write., congrats to all!!

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Submitted by NoAnjl on Fri, 03/16/2012 - 8:41am.

Congrats BaconSlut - excellent!

Congrats to citizenstrange, jack-n-the-hat and Vern (loved it!!). LOL guys!

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Submitted by christine the hoff on Fri, 03/16/2012 - 8:36am.

lol,congrats and a special ball fondle for my main man Jack!

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Submitted by perky on Fri, 03/16/2012 - 7:56am.

Lmao VERN you're the hot slut of the WEEK baby!!! Congrats to all winners!

Submitted by OurMissC on Fri, 03/16/2012 - 7:52am.

Yay Vern again! Great lineup of horz today, congrats!

OURMISSCunt - per the inimitable suckandfuck, 12-23-11.

Submitted by conchita on Fri, 03/16/2012 - 7:09am.

Sphincter says, "What?!?!?"

Submitted by I need more cowbell on Fri, 03/16/2012 - 6:05am.

And yet another documentary on how difficult it is to treat Paris Hilton's genital warts.

Submitted by GossipNaked on Fri, 03/16/2012 - 1:13am.

She had a Raspberry Vajay...the kind you find on a second-hand ho.

Submitted by layoffmeimstarving on Fri, 03/16/2012 - 12:54am.

Horton Hears a Who on a Hemorrhoid

Submitted by Orangina on Fri, 03/16/2012 - 12:44am.

You know you're old when even you're period berries have white pubes.

Submitted by Orangina on Fri, 03/16/2012 - 12:42am.

You know you're old when even your period berries have white pubes.

Submitted by c-est_moi on Fri, 03/16/2012 - 12:41am.

I paid $125,000 dollars to go to art school and learn Photoshop. This is my art. My patrons include Phoebe Price and Shauna Sand.

Submitted by c-est_moi on Fri, 03/16/2012 - 12:41am.

I paid $125,000 dollars to go to art school and learn Photoshop. This is my art. My patrons include Phoebe Price and Shauna Sand.

Submitted by Orangina on Fri, 03/16/2012 - 12:41am.

You know you're old when even your period berries have white pubes.

Submitted by pamorama_j on Fri, 03/16/2012 - 12:39am.

Just a small sample of the crap they extracted from Lisa Rinna's labia lips.

Submitted by pamorama_j on Fri, 03/16/2012 - 12:36am.

Horton hears a Who-who.

Submitted by Danasaurus Sex on Fri, 03/16/2012 - 12:34am.

"What's tart, red, covered in a light fuzz, and is being penetrated as we speak?" wondered John Travolta....

Submitted by Danasaurus Sex on Fri, 03/16/2012 - 1:01am.

After White Oprah sent this threatening picture to the Razzies, they made sure to never nominate Lindsay again.

Submitted by circestars on Fri, 03/16/2012 - 12:38am.

Raspberry Hole; Cynthia Nixon's modern art photography tribute to Rojo.

Submitted by Stan Derp on Thu, 03/15/2012 - 11:01pm.

God even Blohans balloon knot is Marilyn Monroe blonde.

Submitted by ImpertinentVixen on Thu, 03/15/2012 - 8:59pm.

Close up of J-Lo's nip slip at the Oscars.

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Submitted by BaconSlut on Thu, 03/15/2012 - 8:51pm.

The top 10 signs that it's time to change the head of your Spin Brush.
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"Uh, hello, room service? I'd like some bacon, a couple of Cokes, and a bunch of whores." -Butthead, of Beavis and Butthead

Submitted by Suzy Farkis on Thu, 03/15/2012 - 8:41pm.

When Todd Palin asked his wife Sarah for a shot in the berry, he wasn't expecting this.

Submitted by BangoSkank on Thu, 03/15/2012 - 8:37pm.

A Kardashian dingleberry is some serious Plants vs. Zombies shit.

Submitted by ohhellnawwwwwww... on Thu, 03/15/2012 - 8:27pm.

Hey Mr. Trump, can you tell your sons they don't have to shoot everything?

Submitted by kevinvt83 on Thu, 03/15/2012 - 8:11pm.

March 15, 2012, the world found out that MK's biggest fetish is to have 200 people sending him emails saying "Pop My Cherry".

Submitted by crankenstein on Thu, 03/15/2012 - 7:38pm.

When dingle berries go rogue...

Submitted by BaconSlut on Thu, 03/15/2012 - 7:25pm.

The World's Scariest Pencil Sharpener.
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"Uh, hello, room service? I'd like some bacon, a couple of Cokes, and a bunch of whores." -Butthead, of Beavis and Butthead

Submitted by perky on Thu, 03/15/2012 - 7:13pm.

Paris Hilton sucked so bad in The Hottie And The Nottie that the Razzie refused to be handed over to her.
Lol!!!!!

Submitted by fleawatch on Thu, 03/15/2012 - 7:09pm.

Carrie's other addicition , dingle berries on a stick, is next week on TLC.........

Submitted by OurMissC on Thu, 03/15/2012 - 7:02pm.

Paris Hilton sucked so bad in The Hottie And The Nottie that the Razzie refused to be handed over to her.

Submitted by lovelylaney on Thu, 03/15/2012 - 6:38pm.

Firecrotch - magnified at 20x

Submitted by oh dave on Thu, 03/15/2012 - 6:38pm.

Tired of busting a cherry?

Submitted by fleawatch on Thu, 03/15/2012 - 7:03pm.

Coroner's Office finally releases the results of Whitney's autopsy: Death by Dingle Berry.

Submitted by fleawatch on Thu, 03/15/2012 - 6:30pm.

Did anyone really bid for Pete Doherty's Q-Tip on EBAY?

Submitted by Honestly I hate... on Thu, 03/15/2012 - 5:49pm.

When you bedazzle your (sound it out with me with an eastern European accent) Hair-piece (herpes)...

Submitted by BaconSlut on Thu, 03/15/2012 - 5:46pm.

Kenny's cousin Leonard is set to make his South Park debut.
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"Uh, hello, room service? I'd like some bacon, a couple of Cokes, and a bunch of whores." -Butthead, of Beavis and Butthead

Submitted by skabazzle on Thu, 03/15/2012 - 5:01pm.

You don't wanna blow this raspberry.

Well aren't you just carrying around a big bag of nothing!

Submitted by skabazzle on Thu, 03/15/2012 - 5:00pm.

That's how Rachel Uchitel got Tiger Woods - she painted her ass like a giant pink golf ball and sat on a tee. Tiger couldn't resist driving that nice ball with his club.

Well aren't you just carrying around a big bag of nothing!

Submitted by skabazzle on Thu, 03/15/2012 - 4:57pm.

So THAT'S where the kids on the Magic School Bus have been!

Well aren't you just carrying around a big bag of nothing!