Thursday, March 15th 2012

Blind Items: I Guess, You Guess

Which actor, who recently announced his divorce, really split with his wife for ‘experimenting’ with his younger male costar? (BuzzFoto)

Peter Facinelli and Taylor Lautner? Who knew that the divorce of boring, bland basic ass Kelly Taylor would bleed out so much ESCANDALONESS. This blind item reads like something out of a Twigay's fan fiction, but I'll take it, because it allows me to use the nickname Peter Felchinelli again. Felch a nelly. Oh, yes he did.

There is an actor that is still working today and will always be a B lister because of his acting talent, although he had a very long absence because of these two incidents. No one would hire the Academy Award winner/nominee despite his pedigree because of what he did. Apparently time heals a lot of wounds but when you do what he did, it takes a long time and forgiveness from the two women involved.

Back at the height of his fame which was not that long ago, he met up with this very underage teen who had just hit it big and was partying up a storm. When I say teen, I mean barely a teen, but still the biggest story out there. She was a wild child and was not above getting wasted out of her mind. Frequently. Daily even. No family who cared so she was on her own and this actor took advantage of that and had sex with her. She had sex previously but it was with guys just a little older than her, not a guy in his 30's/40's. He did it more than once. In fact he moved her in with him for about a month and then she got pregnant and he kicked her out and sent her back home to her family. What to do? The family sent her to get an abortion and also to rehab. Nothing really happened to the actor at that time. Later though he got into more trouble.

The actor was involved with a woman who is also an actress and is a good solid B-/C+ to this day. Talented. She is very talented. They had a consensual relationship, although any relationship with this actor was always fraught with verbal and physical abuse. He beat her and yelled at her. She too got pregnant and wanted her to have an abortion. She refused. He would beat her on a daily basis to get her to change her mind. She refused. So, he beat her some more until finally one day she lost the baby. Two days later she was gone and so were his job prospects. Both actresses had powerful friends and this A lister who was on the top of his game just faded away almost instantly. (CDAN)

I don't know, but I do know that I need to cleanse the ick from my palate with a kitten in a hoe garden.

WHICH actress/single mom, who’s never revealed the identity of her baby daddy, is currently in an abusive relationship with a new guy? The unlucky-in-love star was in tears during a girls-only lunch after receiving a barrage of vicious texts from Mr. Wrong! (National Enquirer via CDAN)

January Jones and the charming gentleman in the BI above?

Which Hip-Hop Mogul Is Not Very Discreet About His Gay Romps With Young Men?

Three young men, to be exact, according to the source. They were all "summoned" to the mogul's apartment for some downlow fun. He was very enthusiastic about giving blow jobs and very effeminate, which is odd, considering his rep as a ladies' man. Our source says that he entertained his visitors "while his assistants typed on their laptops and waited for him to finish."

Mr. Mogul doesn't seem to mind that most in his inner circle know of his extracurricular proclivities, but he certainly doesn't want it public. Yet. (Gawker)

Yoga turtle Russell Simmons?

Posted by: Michael K


Maybe Terrence Howard for the second one? Last one is Doody. Poor Cameron.

Webberbear's picture

For #2, it says that the guy is now a B, once an A. Not a great actor. Unfortunately, Matt Dillon came to mind. Long breaks, Oscar-nominated for 'Crash'. Starred in"Herbie" with Lindsay right before rehab. Hope I'm not right.

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I don't think the gay-looking guy from Twilight actually *is* gay. It's more likely that since he became quasi-famous from the movies, he's having all sorts of slutty young delights throwing themselves his way and he's saying fuck it why not.

I'm sure he's also sick of being married to a plastic face who was on a hit show 20 years ago.

Cute little kids though. He'll be throwing a ton of Twilight money their way for quite some time.

Nunzilla's picture

You're right about Jack being an A-lister. That wouldn't make sense.

A lot of talk about it being Benicio Del Toro on CDAN, as well.

I like the William Hurt suggestion. Well, I don't ˆlikeˆ it, since the whole thing is just nasty. But I endorse it?

Spoiled's picture

William Hurt is a great guess!

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For #2, I went back and looked at the Oscar Nominees for the past 30 years and the only "pedigree" actor that stood out to me was William Hurt (Children of a Lesser God-1986 and Ironweed -1987). Putting the "height of his fame" at the same time Drew Barrymore was heading off to rehab. Was also in a relationship with Marlee Matlin. Which according to her biography stated that their relationship involved considerable drug abuse and physical abuse by Hurt.

He was also in a movie with a VERY young Drew Barrymore (Altered States - 1980)Although at that time she was like 5.

*Insert funny quotation*

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Submitted by Nunzilla on Thu, 03/15/2012 - 5:01pm.
Number 2 – A lot of people on CDAN are talking about this being an old blind item, featuring the likes of Drew Barrymore and Jack Nicholson. Thoughts?

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It says "Blister" though. Wouldn't Jack Nicholson be considered an A lister?

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Charlie Sheen shot Kelly Preston.......

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Nunzilla:

Gross. I hope that is WAY off!!

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#2 is not Nic Cage becuase he had a child when he was younger and he never completely fell off the radar from acting and is considered A list.

(at least I THINK he is)

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Nunzilla's picture

Number 2 – A lot of people on CDAN are talking about this being an old blind item, featuring the likes of Drew Barrymore and Jack Nicholson. Thoughts?

Spoiled's picture

No Oscar wins/nominations for Rob Lowe. I agree that Nick Cage is a good guess. It does hint that the actor's talent is marginal, though. Does that fit? (Haven't seen a Nick Cage movie in y-e-a-r-s...)

Anonymoussss's picture

# 2 - Rob Lowe?

Peter Facinelli is gay? He does dress too nice to be straight. Poor 90210 Kelly.

Drew Barrymore is definitely the girl who was abused in number 2. Poor thang.
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I stand corrected, Nicholas Cage did win an Oscar for Leaving Las Vegas. The pedigree part and abusive nature still make me think it could be him.

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These BI's almost make me want to get famous so I can have a tea party at my house and then get all the scoop on these celebrity bitches and confirm the rumors!

BI #3 is totally P. Diddy. J.Lo bearded her way to the music world.

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The "pedigree" part of item #2 makes me wonder if it could be Nicholas Cage. He has been nominated twice for an Oscar.

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#2 could be Mickey Rourke.

Tex-Bro's picture

Mmmm, picturing Peter and Taylor playing doctor, HOT

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Spoiled's picture

Minnie Driver pretty much outed her baby's father as Aaron Blitzstein recently.

skabazzle's picture

#2 and 3 make me sad, that's horrible.

@Not impressed, Minnie just kinda/sorta revealed her baby daddy to be a writer on The Riches.

I keep wanting to guess Elizabeth Hurley but we know who her son's father is right? Steve Bing?

Well aren't you just carrying around a big bag of nothing!

ditquoi's picture

NOT IMPRESSED I was thinking Minnie Driver too.

ditquoi's picture

Come on #3 has Diddy written all over it. DIDDY?! 'nuff said.

Spoiled's picture

Ryan O'Neil was "in his 30's/40's" in the 1970s and 80s. Plus it says the height his fame "was not that long ago". Sorry, RDJ ;)

mike's picture

I hope #3 is Puff Daddy or Jay Z.

Himmmm says Ryan O'Neil is #2.

Britneys cheap ass wig's picture

Cee Lo Green for the last one.
He looks like the black Elton John.

NOT IMPRESSED's picture

The single mom could also be Minnie Driver. Isn't her baby daddy also unknown???
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mike's picture

How about Charlie Schlatter for number two, first with Drew Barrymore, and then with Jen Aniston?

blaase's picture

Cee Lo green for number 3.

Chris Knight's picture

Russell Simmons for no. 3?