Afternoon Crumbs

RIP Yoda: Goodnight, sweet princess of beauty – The Daily What

A simple “I did not have sexual intercourse with dat woman” would’ve worked fine, Joel – Lainey Gossip

Seeing this trailer for Kathleen Turner’s new movie has proven that what the world really needs now is a sequel to Serial Mom. Kathleen Turner saying “pussy willows” makes my ears pucker – Towleroad

Short answer: WE’RE BOTH STUPID AND THIRSTAY FOR ATTENTION. – The Superficial

Still looks more natural than Lindsay Lohan – Celebitchy

CoCo’s “itching for a prostate exam” pose never gets old – Hollywood Tuna

Shanna Moakler and Travis Barker’s son’s snow cone head is so NOW with the grade school set – ICYDK

Zahara puts her signature up-eye away to throw a “haters gon hate” look – Popsugar

Stepford Katie’s twisting ankle confirms that she’s made of bendable robot parts – The Berry

Stacy Keibler squeezes out her last 15 seconds as “Clooney’s girl” by getting a spread in Maxim Australia – (site NSFW) Drunken Stepfather

Vanessa Hudgens is giving me “just finished up a Bang Bros. shoot” vibes – Popoholic

If Salma Hayek can wear her pajamas out in public, then I too can wear my sleeping suit of stained chonies and a half shirt out in public – Just Jared

You too would look like a Good Times extra if the only clothes down your basement were Mama Tina’s old ones from the 70s – Crunk + Disorderly

Is Ashley Jizzdale in that Spring Breakers movie or does she just normally dress like an idiot? – Moe Jackson

It’s like listening to KFed sleep – Videogum

I bet Nicole Kidman totally got ripped off when she bought that Mexican house dress at the border – I’m Not Obsessed

Kate Upton got banned – Cityrag

Leo needs a different kind of bar – Hollywood Rag