Afternoon Crumbs
RIP Yoda: Goodnight, sweet princess of beauty – The Daily What
A simple “I did not have sexual intercourse with dat woman” would’ve worked fine, Joel – Lainey Gossip
Seeing this trailer for Kathleen Turner’s new movie has proven that what the world really needs now is a sequel to Serial Mom. Kathleen Turner saying “pussy willows” makes my ears pucker – Towleroad
Short answer: WE’RE BOTH STUPID AND THIRSTAY FOR ATTENTION. – The Superficial
Still looks more natural than Lindsay Lohan – Celebitchy
CoCo’s “itching for a prostate exam” pose never gets old – Hollywood Tuna
Shanna Moakler and Travis Barker’s son’s snow cone head is so NOW with the grade school set – ICYDK
Zahara puts her signature up-eye away to throw a “haters gon hate” look – Popsugar
Stepford Katie’s twisting ankle confirms that she’s made of bendable robot parts – The Berry
Stacy Keibler squeezes out her last 15 seconds as “Clooney’s girl” by getting a spread in Maxim Australia – (site NSFW) Drunken Stepfather
Vanessa Hudgens is giving me “just finished up a Bang Bros. shoot” vibes – Popoholic
If Salma Hayek can wear her pajamas out in public, then I too can wear my sleeping suit of stained chonies and a half shirt out in public – Just Jared
You too would look like a Good Times extra if the only clothes down your basement were Mama Tina’s old ones from the 70s – Crunk + Disorderly
Is Ashley Jizzdale in that Spring Breakers movie or does she just normally dress like an idiot? – Moe Jackson
It’s like listening to KFed sleep – Videogum
I bet Nicole Kidman totally got ripped off when she bought that Mexican house dress at the border – I’m Not Obsessed
Kate Upton got banned – Cityrag
Leo needs a different kind of bar – Hollywood Rag