Thursday, March 15th 2012
The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For March 14th!
Years after she won her last grammy, Taylor Swift still looked surprised. - debbiedoesnothing
Runners-up:
Honey Boo Boo Chile all growed down. - Vern
Joan Rivers still hasn't learned that no matter how many facial procedures and full body fillers she endures, her ankles will always show her true age. - circestars
Yeah, she's everything I dreamed of. Except when she cums, it's that goddamned Siri voice saying, "My vaginal walls will contract for you now." - Sheryl Crone
(Thanks, Eddie)
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LOL winners, big congrats! Taylor Swift... Bwahahahahaha!
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"... looking in her face is heaven for all the youth and hope and good will." Thamar 03/01/2012 ☺♪☼♫
LOLin hard, well-played folks!!! That ankle shit was funnaaay! Y'all get the clap! :p
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FANTA FANTA, NO COKE!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9lnRDU4LdZE
Meat Loaf was in the middle of a show when his knees suddenly hit the stage floor like a narcoleptic bat out of hell ~MK
When will Kim Kardashian learn that the blond wig DOES NOT look good on her
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Just hit the mute button or turn your ears into vaginas (aka fold them over each other). - MK
I won! Ha. Definitely the highlight of my very shitty week. Now I'm making the Taylor O-face. Don't underestimate the value of Doing Nothing, of just going along, listening to all the things you can't hear, and not bothering. - Winnie the Pooh
*gets my "bicycle" pump out and chases PERKY! Deb, The Fab Miss C, Snoooooowy and SweeeeetASS around the site*
Thanks MK & everyone!
Congrats WINNERS!!!!!
Yay Sucky!!
*chanting as always*
Shut the fuck up kid, you're in my closet now.
Hahaha!!! Seriously awesome job winners. Veeeeeeerrrrn-uh!
LOL the winner made me crack up! congrats to Vern♥ and all the rest!
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"That's what Jesus would do. Give you a blunt when you're down." MK
"I'm from the New Jersey where we say "AYY! FUCKA YOUA PIZZA PIE!!!" " Sucky
Wooooo congrats everybody!!! (Vern, hope this doesn't "inflate" your ego)
Congrats to debbiedoesnothing, VERN!, circestars, and Sheryl Crone! Funny effers!
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
wow look how funny you guys are! did you stay up all night thinking of captions? probably! that's great though! Whatever works for you!!!
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
Congrats winners, especially Vern! Yay!
OURMISSCunt - per the inimitable suckandfuck, 12-23-11.
Years after she won her last grammy, Taylor Swift still looked surprised. - debbiedoesnothing
Congrats debbie!!
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Brevity may be the soul of wit, but to twit without wit is soulless -- Johanne Savoie
Real housewife of OC Tamara Barney shows us how a push up is done at her new workout club.
And now, one of Paris Hilton pictures from her childhood
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I hope life isn't a big joke 'cause i don't get it!
Introducing the new Delta Work Head-To-Toe Slip-On Costume, for the busy closet drag queen.
Thew new Jessica Simpson blow up doll. Now, with a perfectly shaped mouth to take multiple twinkies at once.
How waxing sucks.
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"Uh, hello, room service? I'd like some bacon, a couple of Cokes, and a bunch of whores." -Butthead, of Beavis and Butthead
"Ah yes! My Lilo action figure is finally here! Now where did I put those directors..."
It was only a matter of time before Bravo hit us with The Real Housewives of Mattel, and now we can all see how Skipper turned out.
A morphsuit and two grapefruits later, no one will know that your trick is a dude.
Lindsay Lohan's audition for the remake of What Ever Happened To Baby Jane
Still unable to rely on Brit, Papa Spears has found an equally talented stand-by for the next tour.
Lohan's hit and run victim clearly appears injured....toss that ho in jail!
Maxi Pad Johnson was just as shocked at the size of her moms knockers as the rest of us.
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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."
It's comforting to know that no matter how many times Kim falls down, her Momager can still get her work that she is qualified for...
Tito's first knockout in years and Jenna's down for the count.
No Jessica that's not how play limbo.
Fargo 2. The wood chipper returns.
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"Uh, hello, room service? I'd like some bacon, a couple of Cokes, and a bunch of whores." -Butthead, of Beavis and Butthead
American Horror Story's new season will feature Parasite Hilton as the Rubber Woman - no big stretch there...
Gaga takes a tumble.
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I flew too close to the sun on wings of pastrami.
It might have taken a couple of years, but Nancy Grace has finally been vindicated for that DWTS nip slip. "If the bitch's tit's got no nip, you must acquit."
Christina Aguilera experiments to find out how many coats of lipstick it takes to make it impossibe to get up after a drunken stumble.
Answer: 135
Christina Aguilera experiments to find out how many coats of lipstick it takes to make it impossible to get up after a drunken stumble.
Answer: 135
"Git Mawma sum straawburrry miiilk and a pickle! Mawma wants sum straawburrry milk..." . Oh Anna Nicole, bless your lil heart gurl.
Even a blow up doll crawling on the floor looks less desparate than Jennifer Love Hewitt.
It's all fun and games until somebody loses a nipple.
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"Uh, hello, room service? I'd like some bacon, a couple of Cokes, and a bunch of whores." -Butthead, of Beavis and Butthead
Proving her talent once again, Kim Kardashian, as Marilyn Monroe, one ups Michelle Williams.
It puts the lotion on it's skin....but damn that's slippery on these hardwood floors!
This year for Halloween Todd Thompson is going as Giada.
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Forget the contest, where can I buy one? Bitch is hot.
Even after her baby was born Jessica still is having the biggest O ever.
Welcome to the world, Maxi Pad Johnson!
Help! I've fallen and I can't get off!
Ryan Gosling was not amused when Michael K crashed the set of "Lars and the Real Girl 2"
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Only love can break your heart
Sure it's got special features, but how do you change the bag?
Years after she won her last grammy, Taylor Swift still looked surprised.
Don't underestimate the value of Doing Nothing, of just going along, listening to all the things you can't hear, and not bothering. - Winnie the Pooh
Hey numbnuts. There is a reason why it is never a good idea to slide down a banister.
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"Uh, hello, room service? I'd like some bacon, a couple of Cokes, and a bunch of whores." -Butthead, of Beavis and Butthead
Manty-hos
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"Uh, hello, room service? I'd like some bacon, a couple of Cokes, and a bunch of whores." -Butthead, of Beavis and Butthead