Afternoon Crumbs

March 14, 2012 / Posted by:

Tom Hardy is really excited about his overgrown face fro and I can’t help but look at it and not see a row of Richard Simmons pube bushes – Just Jared

Ryan Gosling clones are taking over the earth. Lay down and give in to their Canadian hipster coolness – Lainey Gossip

And Russell Brand’s outfit is a tribute to every crackhead gay hustler from the late 80s – The Superficial

Gerard Butler is still lying in the mud right next to the wagon wheel. Allegedly. – Celebitchy

Harpo, who deez women?! – Hollywood Tuna

Wheelchair Jimmy’s pristine hairline in GQ – The Berry

If Avril Lavigne thinks that dressing like a Garbage Pail prostitot for the rest of her life is going to make her the next Angelyne, she needs to stay in that seat – (site NSFW) Drunken Stepfather

The Silver Fox wigs out with Miss Piggy Towleroad

More importantly, how can get a seat on the board of The National Hot Dog Council? – The Daily What

Who the hell is doing the costumes on Spring Breakers? Body Glove? – Popoholic

A pretty douche hole is marrying Elvis’ granddaughter – ICYDK

The world’s stock of gold dresses is empty and you can thank Jennifer Lawrence and her Hunger Games promo tour for that – Popsugar

Jill Tyrell always Sharpies it better – OMG Blog

Which one is the wax figure? – Celebslam

It’s too early to tell if James Van Der Beek’s new kid inherited his epic foot-long forehead or not – SOW

These pictures of Nicole Richie brings up the painful memory of me wasting 90 minutes of my life on that Fashion Shat crap last night – Hollywood Rag

Grrraffes! – Cityrag

Manila Luzon got a tan! – Crunk + Disorderly

Seann William Scott is going to be somebody’s husband – I’m Not Obsessed

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