Afternoon Crumbs
Tom Hardy is really excited about his overgrown face fro and I can't help but look at it and not see a row of Richard Simmons pube bushes - Just Jared
Ryan Gosling clones are taking over the earth. Lay down and give in to their Canadian hipster coolness - Lainey Gossip
And Russell Brand's outfit is a tribute to every crackhead gay hustler from the late 80s - The Superficial
Gerard Butler is still lying in the mud right next to the wagon wheel. Allegedly. - Celebitchy
Harpo, who deez women?! - Hollywood Tuna
Wheelchair Jimmy's pristine hairline in GQ - The Berry
If Avril Lavigne thinks that dressing like a Garbage Pail prostitot for the rest of her life is going to make her the next Angelyne, she needs to stay in that seat - (site NSFW) Drunken Stepfather
The Silver Fox wigs out with Miss Piggy - Towleroad
More importantly, how can get a seat on the board of The National Hot Dog Council? - The Daily What
Who the hell is doing the costumes on Spring Breakers? Body Glove? - Popoholic
A pretty douche hole is marrying Elvis' granddaughter - ICYDK
The world's stock of gold dresses is empty and you can thank Jennifer Lawrence and her Hunger Games promo tour for that - Popsugar
Jill Tyrell always Sharpies it better - OMG Blog
Which one is the wax figure? - Celebslam
It's too early to tell if James Van Der Beek's new kid inherited his epic foot-long forehead or not - SOW
These pictures of Nicole Richie brings up the painful memory of me wasting 90 minutes of my life on that Fashion Shat crap last night - Hollywood Rag
Grrraffes! - Cityrag
Manila Luzon got a tan! - Crunk + Disorderly
Seann William Scott is going to be somebody's husband - I'm Not Obsessed
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OK, after reading everyone else's posts, it appears that the Tom Hardy beard is not ice water to the junk for everyone. Instead, it is more like licorice, in that people are either "Fuck YES" or "Oh HELL Naw".
I am of the "Oh HELL Naw" bent. All beards look like they collect the smells of whatever they have been close to. I went to an open mike poetry reading in the early 90's where a hippy with a beard read an original piece about just this phenomenon. The poem was about being with a woman and still being able to taste and smell her "essence" on his beard.
I literally (not figuratively) gagged when I heard that shit, and I have been vehemently against beards ever since.
I never in my life thought I would see the day when I would NOT want to work out some serious daddy issues on Tom Hardy's dick, but that beard there does the trick. It is like ice water in my lap. That beard is the end of fuck greatness. FFS, it is hiding his unbelievably luscious lips, that's just no good!!!
OMG those puppies in giraffe onesies!!!!!!! So much cuteness!
"I dream of a better tomorrow... where chickens can cross roads and not have their motives questioned."
This guy is my kryptonite. Fat, skinny, hairy, shaved, bald whatever. I WILL HIT IT. H.A.R.D. I saw that piece of shit movie this means war for him and him alone.
I've never heard of gay rumors surrounding Seann William Scott. They true?
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Trailer Trash.
OK, someone needs to let Miss Brady know that the hobo chic look is out. This photo makes me appreciate Charlize Theron that much more. Unless she is on-screen, she never fights her hotness.
So all the Jared Letos and Tom Bradys of the world can go to hell with that hipster bullshit look.
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Tom Hardy is such a hot piece, that I went to see that dumb ass movie This Means War, for him and only him. However, I did hedge my bets by going on a bargain day. Unfortunately, I don't like facial hair because its not good for certain amorous activities. And it obscures his purdy lips.
Also, so many idiotic hipster boys have beards it kind of has lost its significance as a indicator of manliness.
Daniee:
I read some and was like WTF?
Is there another link?
I is hooked!
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..Has anyone else been reading this weird shit about Hayden Panettiere being in a "date" girl ring, her Mom literally pimping her out and possibly RDJ being the one spilling his guts about all of this stuff/what he knows on CDAN blind items?? Nobody seems to know for sure though if it's RDJ.
Sean William Scott is gay. He's drunk, closeted and stupid. Which is no way to go thru life. And Manila Luzon is waayy hotter than Kimora. Not even competition.
naw. the beard isn't working for me.
i do not find nicole ritchie cute in the slightest.
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Tom Hardy feat. facial hair?
YES PLEASE.
Thank God for hot manly men like Tom Hardy in the sea of dorky looking pretty boys that makes up Hollywood.
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Tom, still would, eyes closed... Miss Piggy is funny and Silver Fox was way enjoying those wigs... Widdle doggies!!! ;p
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I'll take Tom Hardy anyway I can get him.
Tom Hardy *thud* :)
Tom, Tom, Tom. Why has thou forsaken thy hotness?
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My obsessive fascination is in your imagination.
Sean William Scott is of the gay and fresh out of rehab, for like, the millionth time if you add the private drying out "vacations". The marriage/baby thing will not jumpstart his career...at his age and talent level.
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heh, I have SO many people calling him Wheelchair Jimmy.
I wonder if Tom Hardy's got that beard for his new outlaw biker movie, because he's clean-shaven in the movie he's just finished, "This means war".
h ah ah ha hah
Submitted by Daniee on Wed, 03/14/2012 - 5:29pm.
"the guy in your yoga class that wears too little, smells of sack and sticks around later than everyone else to mediatate"
Yes, I know one of those guys.
i am glad to see some hair coming back on guys. that short grunge look was awful. a shoulder length 70's shag is great on a guy. best look ever.
This whole Muppet thing is stupid.
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Submitted by parissucksliterally on Wed, 03/14/2012 - 5:02pm.
WHY do these famous people insist on getting married at age 21, 22?
They will be divorced by 24.
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I know, right? Just a bunch of unnecessary drama. And what is wrong with shacking up? I've been most happily for almost 11 years now.
Ryan Gosling, sigh. REAL nice guy. You can tell he loves and lives to act. I do not know why everyone wants to make him something that he isn't. He wears designer clothes regularly and certainly seems to care about his career and works all of the time, therefore he is not a hipster. Hipsters don't start work till 1230 noon.
Russell Brand...unapologetic weirdo who doesn't really fit into fake hollywood...I cannot help but like him even though he looks irritating. He's the guy in your yoga class that wears too little, smells of sack and sticks around later than everyone else to mediatate. ; )
idgaf I'd still hit it.
Thankfully that mess on his face is for a movie and not his own enjoyment.
I don't give a shit what Tom Hardy has on his face. YES I WOULD.
Ummmm.... Seann William Scott. Known homosexual. Surely he can't possibly be marrying as a way of career rehab at THIS late date.
You make me hate my hips! I hate my hips!
WHY do these famous people insist on getting married at age 21, 22?
They will be divorced by 24.
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This is not about love
'Cause I am not in love
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I miss that stupid ache
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BONER
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.