The Los Angeles County Health Department opened up a file for Aubrey O’Day’s dirty anal adventures and it wasn’t for the usual dirty anal adventures they investigate her for. Aubrey HoingDayandNight (aka the most famous person on Celebrity Apprentice) took her living fashion accessories, Ginger (the Poochie wannabe on the left) & Mary Ann (the cotton candy with legs on the right) to lunch the other day at Toast and let them rub their dyed doggy assholes all over the patio table. It could’ve been worse, Aubrey could’ve been the one scooting her b-hole across the table, which she’s known to do.
The Health Department rang the alarm after they watched a video on TMZ of Ginger and Mary Ann dropping some poop dust and tapeworm saliva on the table. They paid a visit to Toast and let them off with a warning: “Pets shall not be allowed on chairs, seats, benches and tables. The Health Dept would like people to enjoy eating with their pets … but we also want people to be respectful to other people.”
Coming from a gross bitch like me who once ate a chicken salad sandwich next to the bathroom on a Chinatown bus from NYC to Boston, this doesn’t bother me as much as it should. But what does bother me is that the servers at Toast failed to see the S.O.S. in the table. I mean, Ginger and Mary Ann obviously only scooted across that table to write “HELP US” in skid marks.