Would You Like A Side Of Dog Dingles With That?
The Los Angeles County Health Department opened up a file for Aubrey O'Day's dirty anal adventures and it wasn't for the usual dirty anal adventures they investigate her for. Aubrey HoingDayandNight (aka the most famous person on Celebrity Apprentice) took her living fashion accessories, Ginger (the Poochie wannabe on the left) & Mary Ann (the cotton candy with legs on the right) to lunch the other day at Toast and let them rub their dyed doggy assholes all over the patio table. It could've been worse, Aubrey could've been the one scooting her b-hole across the table, which she's known to do.
The Health Department rang the alarm after they watched a video on TMZ of Ginger and Mary Ann dropping some poop dust and tapeworm saliva on the table. They paid a visit to Toast and let them off with a warning: "Pets shall not be allowed on chairs, seats, benches and tables. The Health Dept would like people to enjoy eating with their pets ... but we also want people to be respectful to other people."
Coming from a gross bitch like me who once ate a chicken salad sandwich next to the bathroom on a Chinatown bus from NYC to Boston, this doesn't bother me as much as it should. But what does bother me is that the servers at Toast failed to see the S.O.S. in the table. I mean, Ginger and Mary Ann obviously only scooted across that table to write "HELP US" in skid marks.
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Seeing her dogs on the table doesn't really bother me. I figure it's an outdoor table, all kinds of gross shit will have been on it. Hopefully they wipe it down well. I'd be more wary of the menu they never clean with people's schmeg hands all over it. I wouldn't put my dog on a table but he does sit on my lap sometimes when I dine on patios. I take my chihuahua most places with me because he has serious anxiety when I leave him home alone, but I'm not rude about it. Those smug, entitled dog owners always ruin things for all the considerate ones out there. I want to punch people who don't clean up after their pets. So disrespectful and gross.
Anybody who does this shit to their pets needs to be put in an arena with a pack of hungry wolves and sold on PPV. I'd eat popcorn and cheer when their heads were tore off.
Submitted by KA on Tue, 03/13/2012 - 5:32pm.
i cannot believe how good she is on celebrity apprentice.
Better than I expected also.
she didn't lie about her mom being in a car crash, she was acting in a. little skit the did for buick. she did call the car by the wrong name a couple times which wasn't too bright but anyone could nervously make that mistake.
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"Fatsa or thinsa you still a bitchsa. :p. *poses with arms up for all future picsas* lol" - guest
Don't know who this sister of Ronald Mcdonald is BUT no time or attention should be given to CA when both of the Donald's devil spawn find it amusing to shoot beautiful endangered animals in Africa.
They should open up an enclosed park with these clusterfucks sans guns and let the wild animals go at them.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2114122/Donald-Eric-Trump-pictur...
If no one thinks this twat is truly a cunt then watch her lie about her mom being in a car wreck on Celebrity Apprentice. What a souless skank..
http://www.nbc.com/the-apprentice/video/the-womens-presentation/1389870/
Those poor doggies look like some stuffed animal she won at a carnival. That's what she should've gotten, not a couple of sentient beings. :-(
i cannot believe how good she is on celebrity apprentice. shes smart and quick to come up with ideas. this however is not a smart move. i dont understand ppl that have to take their dogs everywhere. dog park and rides, yes. restaurant, no. dogs are not children, they're dogs.
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"Fatsa or thinsa you still a bitchsa. :p. *poses with arms up for all future picsas* lol" - guest
Doing that to an animal isn't cute, it's fucking animal abuse. A pet is not an accessory you dirty cunt. If that what you wanted you should've bought a handbag. Fucking whore.
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You dumb bitch, I am home.-MK
I think I am also a donkey. I do not know what happened when I left the bar, but I am seriously in love with the donkey.
Not a clue who she is and don't care. Just another waste of oxygen.
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"Going to Burger King to eat healthy is like going to a prostitute for a hug." Dlister Supah 8.20.11
they really need to get this ho for dying her doggies hair, I love critters...but she is too much...
she's not NEARLY as bad as I expected her to be on Celebrity Apprentice
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"That's what Jesus would do. Give you a blunt when you're down." MK
"I'm from the New Jersey where we say "AYY! FUCKA YOUA PIZZA PIE!!!" " Sucky
Bah. I thought this was Chicken Cutlets.
I hope she cleans that puppy butt.
Isn't she Phoebe Price?
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"Two whores don't make a right"-- M.K.
"Any guy who values stick thin and young over smarts and personality isn't worth it and has NOTHING interesting to say anyway."-- Mrs. Kravitz
yuck, fucking gross! public spaces like supermarkets and restaurants are already environments for plenty of bacteria and viruses which can sicken and kill people, don't add zoonosis to that.
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Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Tue, 03/13/2012 - 1:16pm.
ugh... the amount of people i've caught letting their dog(s) shit in the courtyard in front of my building. they have no shame and when confronted, can only drag their dog mid-shit and continue walking. i've also seen street kids let their mangy pit bulls and puppies shit all over the pavements and laugh about it.
who is this? ooops, i thought this was scary spice...
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"The thing women have yet to learn is nobody gives you power. You just take it." --
Roseanne Barr
Submitted by sinjin on Tue, 03/13/2012 - 2:26pm.
Submitted by Foxxy Brown on Tue, 03/13/2012 - 2:10pm.
Submitted by vegaschick on Tue, 03/13/2012 - 1:19pm.
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agreed re: summer. i made a 2 item run into a grocery store in bad heat last summer w/dog in car and really was in there only 3 min but i did not get pissed at all when someone said something to me when i came out. i knew i was wrong.
Submitted by Foxxy Brown on Tue, 03/13/2012 - 2:10pm.
Submitted by vegaschick on Tue, 03/13/2012 - 1:19pm.
i say something to every fucking person i see put a dog in a grocery cart. i love my dogs -- any dog -- better than my kinfolk, but cleanliness around food is paramount. plus "service dog" does not mean "hostage you carry around to service your ego." keep the goddam dog in the car, get in the store, get your shit,and take the dog home or to the park where it really wants to be anyhow.
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Agreed. Except in summer. Doggies stay home, NOT in CARS, in the summer! Or I will leave a note on thier car stating I've called the cops! And I have!
Yeah, Bjorn for doggies = NO BUENO, lmao :-D
lmfao sinjin!
sinjin: My neighbor had a stroller for her aged pugs. They were really immobile at the end and it was the only good way to get them outside to do their business. And they really enjoyed getting out to sniff the fresh air. I get it.
I can't with the bjorn-style carriers, though. That is just... no.
Submitted by Gardening Girl on Tue, 03/13/2012 - 2:10pm.
sheeeeet, if Ashanti was in there . . .
Foxxy, she's too low-rent to be in that catalogue.
Submitted by vegaschick on Tue, 03/13/2012 - 1:19pm.
i say something to every fucking person i see put a dog in a grocery cart. i love my dogs -- any dog -- better than my kinfolk, but cleanliness around food is paramount. plus "service dog" does not mean "hostage you carry around to service your ego." keep the goddam dog in the car, get in the store, get your shit,and take the dog home or to the park where it really wants to be anyhow.
Sinjin....Ahahahaha. That's so sweet. :)
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Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Sat, 06/11/2011 - 9:32am.
It's ok to be a redneck by the way.. just don't yell git 'er done because we all hate that.
surprised she's not in that Diana Jenkins J.C. Whore-y catalog
Submitted by elmo533 :
I never thought I'd see the day were people walk their dogs in strollers; yep, strollers specifically for dogs.
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Even though I've only had to use mine a handful of times, and yes, I'm deeply embarrassed about it, it's a handy thing to have. I'll tell you why some of us with tiny dogs have those:
1) SAFETY (netting surround) from attack by loose dogs (usually large) roaming streets at will because their fucking owners can't /don't lock gates! Gives me a chance to mace 'em!
**glares at new neighbors**
2) Still go out for fresh air without getting filthy when it's raining.
3) Entry to some places where they wouldn't normally be allowed BECAUSE they are contained.
4) Some doggies have disability issues, but they still need & like outings.
So there. :-)
P.S. to Hekki: While I'm with the other posters who have doggy harnesses & seatbelts, I draw the line at Bjorn carriers lol!
Oh, okay. I can't stand P. Doody or whatever stupid fucking name he's calling himself this week and never watched his show (just seeing him brings to life a gag reflex I didn't know I even possessed), but I vaguely remember Danitywhatever. They were like a failed version of the Pussycat Dolls or some shit. I couldn't name any of their songs to save my life, but that's probably for the best.
She's totally like an old lady from Boca Raton.
Is this the girl who did all that ho shit? Like posing for dirty pap photos? From Danity Kane?
Listen, I can almost forgive her for subjecting her dogs' sensitive skin to carcinogens. She's majorly damaged. I'm certain she's a victim of some serious sexual abuse.
But I'll be sure to watch Celebrity Apprentice - you all are piquing my interest! She's smart, you say?
Submitted by Nicole on Tue, 03/13/2012 - 1:34pm.
I think she was on Sean Puffy Combs AkA DIDDY's making the girl band reality show or something a long time ago.
Remember when Katie Couric had to report he had changed his name for the millionth time. She was so pissed. Lmao.
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Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Sat, 06/11/2011 - 9:32am.
It's ok to be a redneck by the way.. just don't yell git 'er done because we all hate that.
No lie -- Dogs RULE in Germany! There are more dogs than people in the restaurants....which is why I enjoyed being there so much!
I love the idea of roaming death squads!
Aubrey's the shit! She's like the head ho in charge.
She got famous on dittys show and won a contest to be in a band, then she started doing some serious ho shit so diddy kicked her out of the band.
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"I'm doin hoe activities, with hoe tendencies. Hoes are my friends, hoes are my enemies."
I'll be looking like Mary Ann on St. Patricks Day.
All ya'lls would never live in France. Their dogs do whatever the hell they want!
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Dark-sided!
I thought this story was about Sophia Loren at first, but Sophia's ... not chunky. Someone's off their diet .... Meanwhile, pets are not accessories! Do ppl ever think they might not want to be dragged all over hell with their dipshit owner? Yeah, I don't think so, either.
Too generous? Okay...
Failed fluffer on a Rainbow Brite porn set? That's all I got.
So why does Ginger get to be pink while Mary Ann is green? Mary Ann was the one laying a special treat for her on the table, believe it.
Nicole, that's being too generous.
*googles sentient*
*kicks hekki for making me google*
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"You reap what you fuck." ~ RichBitch 03/13/2012
I'm too lazy to google this bitch on my iphone right now... who the fuck is Aubrey O'Day? She looks like a failed Page 6 "glamour model"...
These are animals not accessories or "children"! There really should be roaming death squads for people like this.
elmo: Have you seen the bjorn-style carriers where women* carry the dogs on their chest, facing out? The first time I saw that, I laughed in her face. Fucking retard.
AND.
I have heard more than once, when a dog is turned away from an establishment "But she's a THERAPY dog. I need her to help my ANXIETY disorder!"
GTFO.
*It's always a woman. Baby surrogate or something. I don't understand it.
Submitted by elmo533 on Tue, 03/13/2012 - 1:23pm.
There was this woman in front of us in line @ Enterprise in the airport with a stroller. I peek into it when she's not looking...2 cats!!! :O
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Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Sat, 06/11/2011 - 9:32am.
It's ok to be a redneck by the way.. just don't yell git 'er done because we all hate that.
As much as I am not an animal rights person, I think it's twisted to dye an animal's fur like that. It's a DOG; it's a sentient being. It's not an accessory.
That people want to change the color of their lapdog's fur demonstrates that they see the animal as an extension of themselves and their "look".
You want to tie a bandana around its neck? Sure. Little costumes are borderline, unless it's Halloween.
Dyeing an animal is something that Paris Hilton or Kim Kartrashian would do. That says something.
Submitted by parissucksliterally on Tue, 03/13/2012 - 1:25pm.
Oxygen, ME TOO. It is fucking DANGEROUS! My dog wears a harness attached to the SEAT BELT!
One day I told a woman it was dangerous for her to drive with her dog on her lap. She snapped, "No it's not!!!" at me. Yeah, when you crash and crush your dog between you and the air bag, are you going to sue Toyota? Of course you will, stupid bitch.
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I know it's not funny but ^^^^ visual has me LMMFAO. I think it's animal cruelty or definitely endangerment. And you're right, they'd probably try to sue the car maker.
You know those dogs are plotting on her ass. Dye ME green, will you bitch? They were just trying to give her eboli
wtf-dumb ass -god I feel sorry for the little rats
"NOSOPD -Not our sort of person darling"
Oxygen, ME TOO. It is fucking DANGEROUS! My dog wears a harness attached to the SEAT BELT!
One day I told a woman it was dangerous for her to drive with her dog on her lap. She snapped, "No it's not!!!" at me. Yeah, when you crash and crush your dog between you and the air bag, are you going to sue Toyota? Of course you will, stupid bitch.
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This is not about love
'Cause I am not in love
In fact i cant stop falling out
I miss that stupid ache
-Fiona Apple
oh it's Lisa Lampenelli's sidekick.. She is annoying but not as annoying as Catcher's mit face Gibson. Gurrrl the years have not been kind to you.
The moooooovie stah.. remember when the Professor and Mary Ann were referred to as 'and the rest'.. in the theme song?
That always bugged me.