When A Girl's Side-Eye Does All The Shade Throwing For You
Whoever that girl's parents are did a wonderful job in raising her, because while sitting in a classroom for hours can teach you how to sleep with your eyes open and conquer the art of looking like you give a fuck when you have no fucks to give, it cannot teach you how to properly read a trick by twerking your eyeballs to the left. That priceless skill can only be taught at home, so that girl's parents can come up to the podium to accept their award, because they have already taught her everything she needs to know in life!
The Hunger Games premiere happened in L.A. last night and some fans waited overnight for that shit, which is why that junior shade thrower up there launched a warm "I slept on the sidewalk all night just to stand next to an Alvin with titties-looking ho in Shakira's old outfit?!" side-eye at Miley. You know, on second thought, maybe I'm giving that little girl and her parents too much credit. Maybe she's not reading Miley. Maybe her eyes locked into the bliss position after getting contact high from the weed fumes wafting off of Miley's stoner ass.
Miley normally looks like she's been chewing the rust off of the Piggly Wiggly shopping cart that her mama je'e uses as a planter in the front yard, so this whole Gypsies, Tramps & Teefs look is a few steps up for her. Somebody finally told Miley to work her best assets: her hillbilly titty balls and her double wide teefs.
Here's more from last night's premiere where Miley went as Liam Hemsworth's plus one, but probably disappeared halfway into it to pass a joint with Woody Harrleson under the concession table. In order!: Liam Hemsworth, an apple head chipmunk, an anime horse with Brandi Cyrus, Elizabeth Banks, Wes Bentley with his wife, Woody Harrelson with his wife Laura, Peeta Bread, Jennifer Lawrence (wearing some gold leafed shit that I'd rather see on Carmen Carrera), Leven Rambin, Cody Simpson, Donald Sutherland and panty creamer of the morning Stanley Tucci.
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The redhead is Miley's older sister. Man, I can't believe they never sprung for braces for any of their kids.
Love Mrs. Bentley's hair.
On the day I don't bother checking on Dlisted, you post pics of Donald Sutherland.
Figures.
P.S. He looks hotter with his castaway beard than anyone else there.
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"Sex can never be a politically neutral interaction as long as the interests of one party are by universal decree prioritized over the interests of the other." -- http://bit.ly/y8oRWL
that song she sang with her dad on Jay Leno some yeaars ago...someone please? *snapping me fingers*... in other news I want her dad always have... *takes cover*
Team Cameeeerrrrroooon!
Can't wait to see this! The book was so good and I'm really hoping that the film is good. It's taking so much strength not to go to Metacritic and see how it's being reviewed because I know that if it doesn't measure up, I know I'll be less likely to go see it and, well, sometimes I do like a movie with bad reviews.
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The poster formerly known as Snow Owl formerly known as Nightowl!
Oh wow, Spoiled- that's some celeb gossip I did NOT know.
The main actress has a Cabbage Patch head with a touch of Down's.
...Not into kiddie shows that try to appeal to the parents as well They are basically shitty movies for dumb adults.
Woody's wife! C'mon hookah...can't you leave the granola at home for one night? At LEAST get some eyebrow game...
not going to mention that hair yes I am
Does that twit have a dreamcatcher tattoed underneath her right armpit? A dreamcatcher. A GODDAMN DREAMCATCHER?? I never cared one way or the other about this little snip, but now I think I might hate her. A dreamcatcher.....what is this world coming to?
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"If you run, you'll only die tired."
Obviously Donald Sutherland is the sexiest bitch at the premiere, so everyone else can just step aside.
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"One does not simply walk into Mordor..."
Miley is not a bad looking girl if you can just get past the chompers...pic 6.
I don't understand why people love to hate on Miley. She's smart and adorable and always has a smile on her face, so where's the hate coming from? Jealousy?
Submitted by Coffy73 on Tue, 03/13/2012 - 2:51pm.
Good God, Stanley Tucci and Woody Harrelson got some crap ass ugly partners! Stanley must've really wanted emily, but had to settle for the ugly sister. Didn't know he was a horn dog.
------Underneath all that makeup, most celebrities look like these two women (who I don't think are ugly at all)-just regular people with some attractive features. Stylists and makeup artists can do wonders. I always imagine celebrities in sweatpants, in a grocery store as a test to see if they're really "pretty," and most would look like crap without the makeup. It's easy to see through it, imo.
Submitted by ElleDriver on Tue, 03/13/2012 - 3:49pm.
Submitted by Coffy73 on Tue, 03/13/2012 - 2:51pm.
Good God, Stanley Tucci and Woody Harrelson got some crap ass ugly partners! Stanley must've really wanted emily, but had to settle for the ugly sister. Didn't know he was a horn dog.
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Aw, that's not really fair. Woody's been with Laura for over 20 years. (Yeah, girlfriend could've put some makeup on for the movie premiere, but whatever.) I think it's sweet and strangely normal that they're still together.
And Tucci lost his wife to cancer a few years ago. Apparently he was quite devastated by it, as they had previously split then reconciled. I can't knock him for shacking up with someone new, "ugly sister" or not
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ITA. *Love* me some Stanley and anyone he chooses to shack up with is A-O with me.
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who is the redhead beside miley cyrus? is that blohan?
Submitted by ba-buttons on Tue, 03/13/2012 - 10:57am.
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Tue, 03/13/2012 - 10:50am.
WHOA! at Woody Harrelson's wife... really?
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Quel Surprise...I too have been victim to the "stoner white boy with minority girl" phenomenon, though my smile wasn't nearly as wide lol. I've always had the hots for him-he looks durrty!
Weird outfit, looks like she's lost weight though.
Geezus, Miley wasn't cute to begin with and as she gets older she's getting more fug. And pathetic for any scrap of attention she can muster up.
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Where is Buttercup? Was he not invited?
Hotmami, she doesn't even get DIRTY, so why would she be too thin from starving? :)
*rolls eyes at producers/director)
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This is not about love
'Cause I am not in love
In fact i cant stop falling out
I miss that stupid ache
-Fiona Apple
What is the big deal about this Hunger Games? I'll be honest I never read the books, is it for kids? Sounds like a revamp of Arnold Schwarzenegger's The Running Man lol
@Hotmami, I can appreciate that Jennifer refuses to lose weight for roles. For her as an individual, that's a plus. Although in terms of Hollywood in general, I don't feel the same way about the weight loss issue. I think that would either imply that on a grander scale, we as viewers would need to practice a greater suspension of disbelief, or more actors would get typecast. Someone might be really great for the part, but just not physically suited for it (obviously this is in a minority of films, since most parts aren't that specific). I don't think anybody should be going to Christian Bale extremes, on the other hand, or gaining as much weight as Jared Leto did for that stupid Beatles film that tanked.
Unrelated to the movie, I think JL looks great and is a pretty healthy role model (although I question the fact that she so readily got into the GQ-bikini-shots type of thing). I'm not trying to snark on her as individual. I just think her body represents a certain look of physical maturity that I definitely did not imagine.
Although, as a personal criticism, she really is pretty and has a great body, so she should stop dressing like she gets inspiration from Baywatch and/or Pamela Anderson.
Submitted by Coffy73 on Tue, 03/13/2012 - 2:51pm.
Good God, Stanley Tucci and Woody Harrelson got some crap ass ugly partners! Stanley must've really wanted emily, but had to settle for the ugly sister. Didn't know he was a horn dog.
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Aw, that's not really fair. Woody's been with Laura for over 20 years. (Yeah, girlfriend could've put some makeup on for the movie premiere, but whatever.) I think it's sweet and strangely normal that they're still together.
And Tucci lost his wife to cancer a few years ago. Apparently he was quite devastated by it, as they had previously split then reconciled. I can't knock him for shacking up with someone new, "ugly sister" or not.
I read the books, and I don't think Katniss's height is ever mentioned...I can understand thinking she should be thin on-screen since she never had enough to eat pre-Hunger Games.
But no one should be required to lose weight for a role. I say good for Jennifer.
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Time cast a spell on you but
You won't forget me
I know I could have loved you but
You would not let me
-Fleetwood Mac
I'm tired of being critical of the cast, because no one seems to agree with me. Of course, I might eventually see the movie and change my mind, but still.
When people think the casting choices were great, I just think... were you reading the same book I was?
I saw Jennifer Lawrence in "Winter's Bone," and she was good. But I think she's just all wrong for this part. Too tall, too 'fleshy' and/or curvy, her face is naturally chubby, she didn't bother losing ANY weight for the role (don't think she should have looked emaciated, but her body type is all wrong), etc. And Peeta's face is acceptable but he's a midget to Jennifer's amazon woman. Liam isn't exactly what I imagined, but eh, acceptable. For the Trinket woman I imagined something a lot more like Jayma Mays, which is the only really specific vision I thought would be 'perfect' for the part. And Woody Harrelson... urgh. Same goes for Donald Sutherland.
And I didn't even imagine very well fleshed-out versions of the characters, because the author doesn't elaborately explain what they look like.
Good God, Stanley Tucci and Woody Harrelson got some crap ass ugly partners! Stanley must've really wanted emily, but had to settle for the ugly sister. Didn't know he was a horn dog.
I am beyond excited to see this movie. I read all three books in less than a week, and was blown away.
Jennifer's dress...hated it at first, but I think it's kinda hot.
Meh on everyone else.
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Time cast a spell on you but
You won't forget me
I know I could have loved you but
You would not let me
-Fleetwood Mac
Submitted by Hekki on Tue, 03/13/2012 - 1:35pm.
I want Stanley Tucci in my cucci.
LMAO this is classic siggie line, all day long
Dont care...still WOULD!
I'm sorry :( but that's one I couldn't forget. Especially because I've heard that Edie Falco is one of the nicest people in show business...although it does take two to tango, I think I read that Stanley had convinced Edie that his marriage was over.
Then there were the rumors of his behavior on the "Devil" set:
http://www.celebitchy.com/1109/anne_hathaway_was_sexually_har/
spoiled: Aw, why'd you have to go and SPOIL it for me?
Another one bites the dust.
Submitted by Hekki on Tue, 03/13/2012 - 1:35pm.
"I want Stanley Tucci in my cucci."
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and you win the internet for today
I just can't with Stanley Tucci, leaving his wife and three little kids for Edie Falco and then going back with his tail between his legs as his wife was dying. Edie said that she had just had her own cancer diagnosis at the time Tucci left her. And yes, that's Emily Blunt's sister:
http://www.usmagazine.com/celebrity-news/news/stanley-tucci-is-engaged-t...
Hekki!
I want Stanley Tucci in my cucci.
And Donald Sutherland is a treasure. I love that old pepaw.
who the Hell is Cody Simpson? I smell a self-absorbed douchebag with a pushy mother.
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Aniston is artistically, intellectually and reproductively barren.
Paltrow is every argument against nepotism rolled into one.
Her body is perfect.
It's my "say one nice thing day" today and there I've said it.
Miley is so ugly sshe doesnt even look decent with makeup on
Jesus. Where the fuck did all the brains go?
I will not see this movie. It will destroy the books for me. The movie always does.
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This is not about love
'Cause I am not in love
In fact i cant stop falling out
I miss that stupid ache
-Fiona Apple
What the fuck is Miley wearing?! lmao!
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"Submitted by suckandfuck on Fri, 04/16/2010 - 5:46pm.
I would slaughter a thousand babies for an hour alone with Mike Rowe."
"...and panty creamer of the morning Stanley Tucci."
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LOVE Stanley! But not watching this tween emo shit.
Submitted by sugar free on Tue, 03/13/2012 - 12:30pm.
i guarantee Kelly Osbourne will make an ass of herself praising Miley's dress. They're besties or whatever. She never criticizes her friends on that show.
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Oh I know! I hate Kelly on Fashion Police and wish they'd replace her. What's the point if she's not gonna rip into these useless cunts just because she knows them. Joan has the "not the one" attitude that everyone loves, Giuliana seems to have taken the stick out of her arse and George is just adorable but Kelly makes me wanna hurl. Plus she looks so rank the whole time, she has no business critiquing other people's dress sense! Every time she says "age appropriate" I want to smack her in the cunt!
Isn't Stanley Tucci's fiance Emily Blunt's sister?
I thought I read that. Too lazy to google.
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RichBitch -- Stanley certainly didn't get the cream with that thing. He is a hottie. I remember seeing him shirtless in a movie a long time ago -- he's got a hot little body. Being Italian doesn't hurt either. This is funny -- one night I created quite the stir. I brought up both Stanley and Kevin Spacey, whom I also have a crush on. I mentioned the word gay, meaning Kevin, and everyone went crazy, thinking I meant Stanley. To make it clear again, Stanley is NOT gay!!! LOL!
Love Stanley Tucci. He's worth the price of admission alone.
@ RichBitch, i guarantee Kelly Osbourne will make an ass of herself praising Miley's dress. They're besties or whatever. She never criticizes her friends on that show.
The Cyrus clan are fucking cunts. Liam Hemsworth's night and they just steamroll the whole thing. Classless.
Submitted by Twat Muffin on Tue, 03/13/2012 - 12:17pm.
That's Stanley Tucci's woman? Where did he get that thing from? Woof!
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She's a literary agent or something (he said so on Chelsea Lately last night).
He does look like the cat that got the cream doesn't he!
He is SO fucking sexy too. What is it about him?!
someone please tell me who is the trick with the sunglasses? Is it related to the hooker and her mother? I thought for a moment it was hooker's little sister.. but that would be too easy. Please, who is she? I don't care, but I have to know now! lol
Can't wait for the Fashion Police comments on Jennifer Lawrence's turkey wrap dress.