During a polo charity match in Sao Paulo, Brazil on Sunday afternoon, a player on Prince Hot Ginge’s opposing team fell off of his horse and nearly died (no, he didn’t). Being the royal saver of lives that he is, PHG hopped off of his horse and kneeled at the player’s side to ask if there was anything he could do. The dude is fine, but in my professional medical opinion (yes, I’m allowed to have one since my weed man finished like 6 months of an accredited dental hygiene school and we talk a lot) the stupid obviously got knocked into his head when he hit the ground.
I mean, there you are with your face nearly at ecstasy level with PHG’s crotch and he asks you if you need anything. Anybody with a tenth of a brain would softly wheeze out the words: “I can’t breathe. I need mouth-to-peen hole resuscitation.” That dude’s teammates will never let him live that missed opportunity moment down. Shit, neither will I!