“It’s Time To Play The Music, It’s Time To Rape Kurt C”

March 13, 2012 / Posted by:

Stop me if you’ve heard this before, crazy bitch of all crazy bitches Courtney Love is freaking out over absolutely nothing again. The Muppets do a cover of “Smells Like Teen Spirit” in their newest movie and they paid for that shit as well as getting permission from Dave Grohl and Krist Novoselic. But the flaming hobo trash can in Courtney’s head has sparked out the idea that The Muppets have “raped” the memory of Kurt Cobain by bastardizing one of his songs without getting her permission. Looks like Courtney is doing big things with that certificate she got from Kim Novak’s Night School of Overreacting.

TMZ says that smoking wallpaper glue out of an incense holder must have burned the memory box in Courtney’s brain, because she gave a music company called Primary Wave the exclusive rights to distribute all of Nirvana’s catalog. The producers of The Muppets paid Primary Wave who dropped a percentage into Courtney and Frances Bean’s hands.

Beaker is a meth head who desperately needs some Frizze Ease in his life, but a rapist he is not. Courtney better watch it. The Muppets are highly trained detectives and I doubt she wants them sniffing into the mysterious death of Kurt Cobain. If Courtney truly cares about crimes against Nirvanity, she’d watch last night’s The Voice. Two “hyena in heat” impersonators dragged “Heart-Shaped Box” out into the alley and slowly strangled the life out of it with the ropes of shit that came out of their mouths. Call the WAHMBULANCE on that, Court!

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