Afternoon Crumbs

March 13, 2012 / Posted by:

Jude Law gives us a cautionary tale on the dangers of dressing while totally baked – Lainey Gossip

In a perfect, beautiful world, that iPhone fell into a portal and dropped out of the sky before landing on Chris Brown’s head. The circle of iPhone abuse would be complete. – The Superficial

Demi Moore is still douchematized – Celebitchy

Jessica Biel was into Barbie kink – (site NSFW) Drunken Stepfather

Methinks Lindsay Lohan’s cheeks are trying to escape out of her nostrils holes – Hollywood Tuna

But we already have one Khloe KardashianTowleroad

What a delicious looking ham wrap (I’m talking about the picture on the window, not Megan Fox’s toe) – Popoholic

Nobody does low-budget copy + pasting like the Chinese. Take note, Lady GaGaThe Berry

I think I see a surrogate winking at me when I stare deep into Beyonce’s Magic Eye pants – ICYDK

Peter Sarsgaard struts struts struts his ass in some wedgie makers – Popsugar

This is funnier if you read it as, “Hilary Clinton Urges Women Not To Take A Shit”Jezebel

If you’re a pervert who looks through every bathroom peep hole, hoping that one day you’ll find Dominic West’s ass on the other side, here you go – OMG Blog

Brandon Flowers is looking hot! – Just Jared

Puck from Glee is looking turrible! – SOW

This is supposed to make me awwww inside, but it made me ewwwww inside when he sucked the baby out of her belly – The Daily What

Mickey Rourke for Peeled Paul, because I’m pretty sure he takes off his skin at night just like that – Videogum

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