Ryan Gosling And Eva Mendes Are Still Humping On Each Other
Eva Mendes and Ryan Gosling have been putting the bang and cock in Bangkok for the past six weeks while he's shooting Only God Forgives and the picture above of them having a staring eye contest in a bar was taken only last week. (Note: Scientists have proven that if you have a staring eye contest with Ryan, you will automatically win, because you'll get so lost in the orgasm globe he calls eyes that you'll forget to blink.) But over the weekend, The Daily Mail said that Ryan and Eva did the Out of this World finger freeze on their relationship and he flew to South Africa to think. The news that Ryan Gosling is back on the market made hos freak out and caused a snapping vagina frenzy. But tell your pussy to calm itself, because both Lainey Gossip and USWeekly say that Eva and Ryan are still licking sweet chili sauce off of each other's nipples.
A witness told The Daily Mail that Ryan was spotted on a romantic dinner date in Cape Town with some blonde German model last week. Lainey says this is impossible since Ryan was in Bangkok every day last week.
I know, it's hard to believe that the literary journal of all things true The Daily Mail would ever EVER tell a lie. If The Daily Mail told me that a second anus hole grew on my taint, I'd immediately run out to buy a conjoined dicks vibrator. That's how much I believe them, so there has to be a reasonable explanation for this. Maybe Ryan Gosling has teleportation powers. Or maybe there's two Ryan Goslings on this planet, which means that doubles your chances at getting Gosling'ed. Okay, your chocha can start snapping again.
(Picture via @busypartyboy)
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Submitted by clairey claire on Mon, 03/12/2012 - 5:56pm.
YES!!! its because he does the wrong workout.
he doesn't have broad shoulders or that V shape because he is way to narrow with huge biceps and tiny little pecs, almost like Joe Jonas.
its typical amongst guys who go to the gym and just pump up their arms and then end up looking like Popeye.
Anyway I guess Eva Mendes, likes to spread it for a Man-boy type like Ryan...
Its like that movie where he plays the ladies man, just totally unconvincing. That minnie mouse voice doing pick up lines was just wrong... plus he looked like some 16 year old dressed up in his special bar mitzvah suit trying to pick up older women.
She need to run, not walk, away from this boy and find a man. He has 20 years. She has maybe 5 before the picking gets harder.
add me to the "doesn't get his appeal" crowd. his eyes make me think rodent/pedophile and his face is just meh. i haven't found him attractive in even a butterface type way, but i've also never seen him act in any movie (i'm kinda 20 years behind on movies)
maybe he's more attractive in motion than in these pictures i see of him.
i've also never heard him speak and picture him sounding all Minnie Mouse like Beckham
They would have some interesting looking kids.
I want to find him hot- but his shoulders are just too narrow and sloping.
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I don't like them together. He needs to re-hook up with Rachel McAdams.
What does Eva Mendes do besides cosmetic ads? Why is she being forced down our throats ala Pippa Middleton? There is nothing amazing about her.
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Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula
The Real Mean Girl-
BRING IT, WHOREBAG.
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Someone hold my earrings! It'd normally be ISMU, but you can't ask the other cat to hold your jooree during a fight.
How about we share? You get him on the days that begin with M and I'll get him the rest of the time. Sounds like a plan!
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BRING IT, WHOREBAG.
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Try to be original, like the Colonel Sanders (may he rest in peace with his secret spices and shit). - urmomma
I don't buy Gosling's "I am a sensitive, feeling dandelion" act. He's an actor and I don't trust him. 100% guarantee that he's a douche and a nimrod. Even his body language in this photo says "My shit? It doesn't stink."
I will cut a bitch. *eyeballs ISMU*
He's my #3. Although I do find it funny that he was one of those white kids trying to be black with Justin Timberlake on the Mickey Mouse Club. Now he's a hipster that gives himself jacked up tattoos. He's an enigma. I need to get to the bottom of his... skinny jeans zipper.
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Whamo and Jack... two pinkies-up examples of flawless lady spotting!
*blows... KISSES*
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Try to be original, like the Colonel Sanders (may he rest in peace with his secret spices and shit). - urmomma
I still hold out hope that he and Rachel McAdams will get back together...sigh.
Can't look at the elephants thing. I'm still fired up about Kanye and the high degree of animal cruelty involved in making his ugly-ass clothes and shoes.
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on Mon, 03/12/2012 - 3:40pm.
Whamo- I'd even let the gentleman pick ladies or mens room. THAT accommodating.
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Why Uvy I knew you had class but I never realized you were in the Lady Di level of klassyness!!
*give Uvy a low sweeping bow*
Submitted by Gigaboob on Mon, 03/12/2012 - 3:31pm.
He's not hot and his mushy sensitive man shtick is getting old. Maybe I need my ovaries re-calibrated.
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So, you find MEN attractive - not prissy little hipsters with mommy issues?
Honey, ain't nuttin' strange 'bout your ovaries.
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Submitted by jazzfish_77 on Thu, 01/19/2012 - 11:56am.
Liver spotted hand
Groping while I cry inside
Merit badge and meth
Ladies and gentlemen... introducing a true lady:
Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on Mon, 03/12/2012 - 3:40pm.
Whamo- I'd even let the gentleman pick ladies or mens room. THAT accommodating.
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annobanano -- OMG, especially that picture of his back, I'd just love to run my hands up under his jacket.
yucko -- he can do a lot better than Mendes. They just don't look right together. What an odd pair.
These two are as interesting as a white bread and mayonnaise sandwich.
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@ Twat Muffin - like these, maybe?:
http://www.beyondhollywood.com/new-images-from-ryan-goslings-drive/
Whamo- I'd even let the gentleman pick ladies or mens room. THAT accommodating.
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Try to be original, like the Colonel Sanders (may he rest in peace with his secret spices and shit). - urmomma
Submitted by Chris Knight on Mon, 03/12/2012 - 3:32pm.
http://socialitelife.com/oops-marie-osmond-pees-on-stage-video-03-2012
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LMAO! That's what happens when you have umpteen kids!
Submitted by snowpiece on Mon, 03/12/2012 - 3:37pm.
look at these fucking Trumps NSFpeople who care a lot about elephants
http://www.tmz.com/2012/03/12/donald-trump-sons-wildlife-elephant-kill-h...
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That made me so mad - as if those fuckers don't have all this money and then they're killing elephants for the heck of it?
This is the worst coupling.
She's attractive, sure. But what else is there? She's supposedly a bitch and her career is going nowhere, unless PETA ads and underwear modeling is a great feat. He could do better.
look at these fucking Trumps NSFpeople who care a lot about elephants
http://www.tmz.com/2012/03/12/donald-trump-sons-wildlife-elephant-kill-h...
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Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on Mon, 03/12/2012 - 3:31pm.
If I were sitting in that chair under the direct eye contact with the hand at my back, I'd be looking for the nearest bathroom stall to fuck in.
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LMFAO, Uvy you little slut you, I like your style:)!
Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on Mon, 03/12/2012 - 3:31pm.
RIGHT? He just has that intense panty dropping stare. Something about him...just does it for me. Umph.
I'll show myself out now...
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Gigaboob -- oh, I gotta love you -- "the second coming of Tom Jones." I LOVE Tom Jones, too!!! I think part of my love for Ryan comes from the fact that he looks so much like my first boyfriend, and I was so in love with him, so maybe that's why I find him so appealing.
annobanano -- I saw pictures of him in that white satin scorpion jacket in "Drive" -- oh, mama, yeah!
http://socialitelife.com/oops-marie-osmond-pees-on-stage-video-03-2012
Eva is gorgeous but I don't get Ryan's appeal at all. I don't understand how women fawn over him like he's the damn second coming of Tom Jones. He's not hot and his mushy sensitive man shtick is getting old. Maybe I need my ovaries re-calibrated. Damn.
He looks super intense. If I were sitting in that chair under the direct eye contact with the hand at my back, I'd be looking for the nearest bathroom stall to fuck in.
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Try to be original, like the Colonel Sanders (may he rest in peace with his secret spices and shit). - urmomma
"This is where the smiles happen? Is this the smile room?"
He had some great moments in Blue Valentine. Really want to fall in love with him? Watch Half Nelson. That movie is one of the best movies of 00's. c But The whole Eva thing is extremely awkward for everyone.
Submitted by Deb on Mon, 03/12/2012 - 3:20pm.
What, MK - nothing about Gosling's farts, shit or sphincter? This is so unlike you....
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OOLLLOOLLL!!
You guys all love him in the romantical stuff - I loved him in Drive.
Why does that conjoined dicks vibrator look like a chain saw?
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Fuckery is what fuckery does.
BLIND ITEMS:
http://socialitelife.com/a-trash-tweener-catfight-blind-item-03-2012
Who the hell are these people? Could the "movie stars" of today maybe at least have done one movie the public may have seen? And put on a dress shirt at a restaurant. And get off my lawn. And get FACES.
Submitted by Gardening Girl on Mon, 03/12/2012 - 3:18pm.
I went gaga for him after Lars and the Real Girl.
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That really was a GREAT oddball movie GG!
He seems a little on the douchey side, but he's attractive. Crazy, Stupid, Love - he was HOT.
And whats Eva been up to lately, besides this stunt pairing?
Submitted by snowpiece on Mon, 03/12/2012 - 3:08pm.
I rather do Eva than that eyes too close together freak
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I'd rather you do her as well Snowy!:P
God, Eva Mendes used to be so hot B.C. (before cocaine). She's still a very pretty woman, though, and they are a cute couple by default because they are both attractive. However, I don't sense any heat between the two of them. I definitely don't think she's bearding.
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What, MK - nothing about Gosling's farts, shit or sphincter? This is so unlike you....
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
I went gaga for him after Lars and the Real Girl. He was goofy and sweet in it. When he sang "Love", I just melted.
He's not classically good looking - but I love him. Blonde men don't appeal to me - but I love him. WTF.
She doesn't seem like his type. And I'd do him. He's a'ight.
He is SO hot. I think I will go back to my Gosling avie now.
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OK, but it cant be compared to that:
http://www.justjared.com/2012/03/12/jake-gyllenhaal-time-to-dance-video/
I fell in love with him in "Blue Valentine." I'd definitely lick sweet chili sauce off of his nips!