RiRi Brought Her Nipples Out Again Last Night
I know the last thing anybody wants to see on a Monday morning is something Chris Brown's beaver molars have gnawed, but let's just get this shit out of the way so we can quickly move no to more important and newsworthy stories like PUSSY ELEVATORS! It's been about 7 seconds since RiRi's Barbadian nipple knobs have gotten any camera time and if the eyes of a stranger don't gaze into their slit holes every hour on the hour, they'll shrivel into raisin dust like ear drums when she sings live. So RiRi put them on display while struttin' to Da Silvano in NYC last night.
You know, I'm all for a trick looking like she just drunkenly fell titties-first into a screen door (it keeps the flies out), but this entire look is a damn fucking mesh. Bitch looks like a truck stop hooker circa 1991 who is hitchhiking to Hollywood to live out her dream of being a Fly Girl on In Living Color. That sweater mesh thing is confusing me and those 90s jeans remind me of desperate times when I would sit on my bedroom floor carefully ripping holes into my Bugle Boys with pinking shears to make it look like they just naturally tore that way.
And I'm 99% sure that at least one member of Bell Biv DeVoe wore this exact outfit back in the day and I'm 99% sure that he wore it better.
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At least her breasts are small enough to not be vulgar?
Oh Rihanna you do deserve more!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t39gzSJ7OV8
Nope.
nice
What?
michael k, thank you for not letting me down with that outfit description!
She has a nice career already; why does she think she has to show her tits all the time?
Misguided desire to appear "edgy"?
Low self-esteem?
Daddy issues?
Exhibitionist???
Please, girl, keep your dignity and hide your thingies!
"Having never met weed up close and personal, I can only offer hearsay, your honor."
i sense there are a few folks around here who could set up a meet-and-greet for you upon very little notice
Submitted by Dog on Mon, 03/12/2012 - 7:05pm.
Having never met weed up close and personal, I can only offer hearsay, your honor.
seems to be a pattern.
Submitted by Foxxy Brown on Mon, 03/12/2012 - 7:03pm.
Submitted by Dog on Mon, 03/12/2012 - 7:00pm.
Submitted by Foxxy Brown on Mon, 03/12/2012 - 6:57pm.
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weed demands your apology and confirms for the record that it had absolutely nothing to do with this fuckery
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Having never met weed up close and personal, I can only offer hearsay, your honor.
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Submitted by Dog on Mon, 03/12/2012 - 7:00pm.
Submitted by Foxxy Brown on Mon, 03/12/2012 - 6:57pm.
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weed demands your apology and confirms for the record that it had absolutely nothing to do with this fuckery
Submitted by Foxxy Brown on Mon, 03/12/2012 - 6:57pm.
Weed.
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Submitted by Dog on Mon, 03/12/2012 - 6:25pm.
What in skank-ho hell happened to her?
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Jay-Z, Breezy, Drake, Eminem, Travis Barker, Colin Ferrell, Ryan Philippe, the Josh that was in the HFord young/old cop movie, and so on and so on and so on + young and dumb + low self esteem + lack of guidance + damn near unlimited $ -> skank-ho hell
Ri-Ri is starting to make the neighborhood toofless crack ho's look sexy...time to give it a rest, I am not sure what look you are aiming for here, dyke on the bottom, slut on the top, but either go all the way slut or all they way dyke, but don't mix them, no one wants a slutty dyke or a dykey slut...
This is so lame. Who walks around with their tits out like that other than whores? She needs a whore intervention.
What in skank-ho hell happened to her? She used to be so sweet and likeable. Now she's a straight-up skankorama.
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Everyone just needs to form a line now to take a turn tearin a piece off this ho cause once she squirts out a couple illegitimate kids its byebye Ri Ri hellooooooooooooo Nell Carter!!!
Rihanna keeping it classy as always in her thoroughly desperate need for attention. When your music sucks, flash your boobs.
.....she's the worst.
That has got to be one of the tackiest tops ever. She needs a sign on her back that says desperate attention ho.
You guys are F*cking funny as hell...always cheering me up love yahs
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N6blgjF6UkU
Thanks for the road trip down 1990 Road!
I still love this video, one of my all time favorites. Situation is serious.
"Our music is mentally hip hop, smoothed out on the R&B tip with a pop appeal to it"
I love the outfit. Some kind photographer must of told her that the flashes were turning it see through. Paparazzi come in handy sometimes.
Hekki, my mom death marched me all over London but still nothing! I was so glad to get him out!
*stunned look of happiness*
You did not just reference Bell Biv DeVoe!! This made my day MK.
"That girl is Poison, can't trust a big butt and a smile"
"Miss her, Kiss her, Love her...wrong move you're dead"
Submitted by ba-buttons on Mon, 03/12/2012 - 10:32am.
"Albino Jimmy Walker Lips"
???? the fuck did you say??? no one has any regard for Chris Brown here, but keep this bullshit to yourself.
notice how people managed to be all over Bobbi Kristin's nose in the other post without this type bullshit coming out of their keyboards? see the difference?
GG, my SIL was a month late and supposedly she had longish hair and fingernails *shudders*
Now they won't let you go two weeks past your due date. Even my MIDWIFE was talking inducing - luckily Hekkiling was only 10 days "late". I was doing everything I could to get her out; spicy food, a bumpy bus ride, sex.
Yeah, she's never worn revealing clothes before, eh? Shocker!
At least she doesn't look stylist-ized to death. The girl is only 24 and has seemingly been on her own making poor choices for years now, so i cut her *some* slack.
This weekend we saw "John Carter" (not bad at all, if you're into that kind of stuff). We saw a preview for "Battleship" ("from the makers of Hasbro" ACK), and i was shocked to see RiRi is in it! How did I not know this? When did she have time to film anything?
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Amnesty International
Shine a Light
Doc was curtesy of Navy so I had no choice.
GG - FUCK THAT! I would have gotten a new doctor! LMAO!
ME - My fist son cooked an extra month because the doc kept saying lets wait another 2 weeks and another two weeks finally when I could no longer breath or sleep I just begged him to "get it out now!". He wasn't big like we'd thought he'd be just more purple looking and not as wrinkly.
BTW, I forget where, but I read a thing where her father thinks she should forgive Chris Brown and get back together with him. So in a way, she isn't playing with a full deck. I'll bet you anything she was sexually abused. Girl's got issues.
Submitted by Stan Hooper: "(now I will duck before God comes punching for criticizing an abuse victim)."
Let me fix that for ya, Stan:
"(now I will duck before God comes punching for criticizing an abuse VOLUNTEER)"
*bravely awaits the onslaught of indignation*
Chestica Simpleton - I have a picture of me 9 months pregant, laying in a chair, eyes rolled back face palming. I totally get it.
She looks miserable, as she probably is. I think this was the point I went to my doctor and begged and pleaded until he agreed to induce me, that day.
NOMNOMNOMNOM!!!
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That TMZ pic of JSimp gave me the sads. She does look miserable. Who wouldn't?
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May I say this quickly before God comes and knocks my teeth out, but that Rhianna is a nasty bitchy bully on Twitter. That's why she got coming.
(now I will duck before God comes punching for criticizing an abuse victim).
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Back in 1980, when I was in Grade 8, ripped up jeans and untied Kodiak work boots were all the rage amongst the 13 year old boys. It looks as stylish now as it did back then.
Girl has barely any fashion sense. Neither does her bff Katy Perry.
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Submitted by Ophelias evil twin on Mon, 03/12/2012 - 1:10pm.
Lol! Soap opera pregnancies were the shit. I don't believe any soap opera mother ever had a pregnancy without major health drams. And it was rare to have a pregnancy where the ID of the father was certain!
Lastly, ONLY in soaps did the fathers fight so hard to be with their offspring!
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Oh lalamaria, I loves me some Mads Mikkelsen! *swoons* ;P
OT: LOL, that she's covering them in some of the shots. You gonna show 'em, then show 'em, otw wear something else! YES, you need to check every angle before going out dufus!
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She's got her high beams out and her sunglasses on in the dark. Those are her only talents btw.
Submitted by Deb on Mon, 03/12/2012 - 11:59am.
Ophelia, right? She's had like three Beyonce pregnancies
LOL or soap opera pregnancy timeline. I remember on the Y&R someone I think it was Jill had her baby in like 2 months and some other character (who was preggos at the same time) stayed preggers for well over a year and some. Oh and when they get sent off to the time machine boarding school they come back full grown adults.
when it comes to being classless and clueless RiRi never fails to disappoint. I think your average Joe Six Pack and Betty Housecoat would be denied entry to Da Silvano dressed like that. Timberland Work Boots? FAIL.
Ive said it all along about her and so many of these dimestore divas of today, the SECOND they leave the watchful eyes of their commando team of stylists and hairdressers their own personal style is ..
"Im a 90s grunge rocker who gets dressed in the dark & my hair is a tribute to 99cent hair dye & Lilt Home Perms.."
Its not plastic surgery , its a medical condition!!
Maybe she put it on backwards or something?
It's never too late to be who you might have been.
~George Eliot~
Submitted by Datura on Mon, 03/12/2012 - 12:49pm.
I do wonder how famewhores like RiRi and Gaga get away with being basically naked in public without the cops being involved.
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Gaga did have some run-ins with the cops for being pantless early on.
http://www.contactmusic.com/news/gaga-warned-by-police-to-tone-down-outf...
That shirt would be kind of trashy-hot with a pretty bra underneath.
I do wonder how famewhores like RiRi and Gaga get away with being basically naked in public without the cops being involved.
Oh, right... money.
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Masturbation is not a GD game of Clue, there is no reason to head to the broom closet with a rope and a lead pipe. –michelleb
Why doesn't she just run down the street naked and get it over with?
She is the worse kind of attention whore. So, beautiful yet so insecure and sad. What could possibly be missing in her life that she needs to constantly scream for attention like this?
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*She who conquers herself, conquers all
God what is with this hoey ho who hos shit? Is this advertising for how she'll earn income after her "career" has tanked? (Which looks like it'll be any minute now)