Some said that it was way too soon for Oprah to interview Bobbi Kristina, but O’s response was that she only did so to show the world the real Nippy. Can somebody lend me their eyeballs, because mine just rolled right out of their sockets (thank everything for Braille keyboards) after Oprah said that shit. O, please, that interview was a bailing bucket scooping water out of the sinking ego ship that is the S.S. OWN.
Anyway, Bobbi Kristina said that the day before Nippy floated up to heaven (where the angels can pop a stubborn doody bubble with a simple air kiss blown to the butt), she slept in her mother’s arms for hours. A day after Whitney’s death, Bobbi Kristina couldn’t bring herself to go back to her mother’s house in Atlanta until Nippy’s voice told her it was okay. Since then, the spirit of Nippy has stayed with Bobbi Kristina and even turns on the lights for her like a paranormal Clapper.
“Especially throughout the house, lights turning off and on. And I’ll say, ‘Mom, what are you doing?’
I can hear her voice in spirit talking to me, ‘Keep talking to me. I got you.’ She’s always with me. I can always feel her. I can always feel her with me. She always asked me,’Do you need me?’ And I caught myself, out of nowhere, I didn’t even know I said it, I said, ‘I’ll always need you.’ ”
Bobbi Kristina plans to continue her mother’s legacy (insert the joke that I KNOW is in your head here) by singing, acting, dancing and starting a foundation for doody bubble sufferers everywhere. TMZ says that Bobbi Kristina is also planning to shit the “Brown” out of her name and legally change it to Kristina Houston.
I totally take comforting in knowing that there’s a mansion in Atlanta where I can close my eyes and open my ears to hear the ghost of Nippy screaming “KIZZ MY AZZ” through the halls, but Oprah and Bobbi Kristina didn’t talk about the number one question that floated in my head while watching this shit. That question was: Why the fuck did this interview take place in the damn kitchen?! And don’t answer with another “mmm hmmmm mmm,” Oprah!