Who Wants To See Patrick Schwarzenegger’s Busted And Bloody Butt Cheek?

March 11, 2012 / Posted by:

In “I’m sure your sick ass will find a way to fap to this” news, Maria Shriver and Arnold Schwarzenegger’s 18-year-old son Patrick had a BITCH GOES BOOM accident yesterday while skiing with his family in Sun Valley, Idaho. Patrick spent a quick minute in the hospital, but he was well enough to Tweet a picture of the gaping, bloody gash on his nalgas. If you’re the kind of weak bitch who gets light in the head over a bloody ass, then please put that disclaimer in your Grindr profile, because I hate it when a top passes out at the sight of a horror show butt. It totally kills the romance. Also, if a bloody ass slit gives the weezies, keep your black arrow away from this link. JUMP!

It kind of looks like a labia-less chocha slit! Patrick should be proud of that nasty ass cut, because the true sign of a fulfilled life is a bruised and battered butt full of party wounds.

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