QOTD: Jon Hamm Has Zero Love For Wonky & Kim Karkrashian
Jon Hamm has taken a seat next to Daniel Craig on the anti-Kuntrashians side of the field by saying that he wet heaves up pieces of his stomach every time he thinks about how trash cans in Louboutins like Kim Kardashian get paid millions of dollars for acting the fool. Yes, it's true that Don Draper would totally suck a scotch-soaked ice cube out of Kim's ass, but Jon Hamm has no love for Pimp Mama Kris' whore zoo animal show. Jon put it like this to Elle UK (via Daily Mail):
"Whether it's Paris Hilton or Kim Kardashian or whoever, stupidity is certainly celebrated. Being a fucking idiot is a valuable commodity in this culture because you're rewarded significantly."
I resent that comment out of Hamm's hole. I'm a fucking idiot and I don't have no major reward to show for it (case in point: I lost the Bloggie!). But seriously, the only thing better than Jon Hamm trash talking Kim Kardashian is Jon Hamm trash talking Kim Kardashian while doing ten naked jumping jacks in a row. Actually, Mad Men would probably beat the Kuntrashians in the ratings if it was a full hour of Jon Hamm trash talking Kim Kardashian while doing naked jumping jacks.
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Submitted by parkerj on Mon, 03/12/2012 - 9:47am.
Lets not forget, it took a long ass time to finally get rid of Paris. I just hope Kim's reign over the media is up shortly.
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Can we be that lucky?
I saw Hamm on "Conan." I don't think the man can be any more charming, my word. Funny, smart, and hot.
Submitted by Poopele on Mon, 03/12/2012 - 12:20am.
...stupidity is certainly celebrated. Being a fucking idiot is a valuable commodity in this culture because you're rewarded significantly...
I don't know about all that, but it's why I come here to read Bjork You comments.
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You're kidding, right? Angela shits better nuggets than that stab of yours up there.
You're slipping, troll. Go rest under your bridge, we'll all be here when you get back.
mmmm I love John Hamm. He is the man.
terrific actor, super fine, and seems to have his head on right.
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Say what you really John. It sucks to be out eaRned by reality TV characters when you are a working TV actor that has talent. Life sucks,then you die.
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Bitch, please! I'd rather have respect and integrity than be 'outearned'. I'm sure he's crying about being a millionaire! And I bet you, he's staring in the mirror looking at how hot he is while he's doing that.
I now have even more respect for Mr. Hamm as both an actor and AND as a person.
Friends with Kids co-star Megan Fox also took a crack at the Kunt Rations in the trailer for The Dictator.
Submitted by Condi the ingro... on Mon, 03/12/2012 - 3:50am.
God, I love him even more now. He's gorgeous, hilarious, a great actor, and not a man to suffer stupid whores gladly. Plus he funds his girlfriend's vanity project and then runs around promoting it. Pretty much perfect, naked jumping jacks or not.
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Ahhhh, *that's* how she got that thing made! Wow, he really is the perfect man.
They've been a couple for like 12 years and are still together even with his ridiculous Mad Men fame. She used to be pretty but she's another one who fucked with her face.
Submitted by suckandfuck on Sun, 03/11/2012 - 8:54pm.
MK you don't need that Bloggie shit aka ASS SHIT FROM SOME ASS'S ASS. You have won the hearts of all of us HORZ and that is worth a trillion gazilliontrillion "Bloggies" aka SHIT FROM A SHITBUTT'S BUTT.
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MK,what Sucky said. Fuck'em. You don't need no fucken fake bloggie award. Nothen but a bunch o old lady cat lovers.
I think Jon selected these two ladies because of how famous they are rather than because they are women.
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"Submitted by Evil_Cupcake on Mon, 03/12/2012 - 5:12am.
There are plenty of fucking idiots on the men's side too Jon, I mean it isn't as if Pauly D and the Situation are Einsteins."
hear hear! there is plenty of idiocracy on both sides of the sexes!
Lets not forget, it took a long ass time to finally get rid of Paris. I just hope Kim's reign over the media is up shortly.
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"Bye, Whore" -MK
Say what you really John. It sucks to be out eaRned by reality TV characters when you are a working TV actor that has talent. Life sucks,then you die.
normally, i would be in a rage at this remark because i would consider this more woman hate...but since the two tricks jon hamm named are not skanks, i will allow his remarks to go unchallenged...besides, i like big packages too...
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"The thing women have yet to learn is nobody gives you power. You just take it." --
Roseanne Barr
There are plenty of fucking idiots on the men's side too Jon, I mean it isn't as if Pauly D and the Situation are Einsteins.
God, I love him even more now. He's gorgeous, hilarious, a great actor, and not a man to suffer stupid whores gladly. Plus he funds his girlfriend's vanity project and then runs around promoting it. Pretty much perfect, naked jumping jacks or not.
Submitted by precociousmagpie on Mon, 03/12/2012 - 3:00am.
LOL. You're a real lifesaver, Precocious. Not a single selfish bone in your body.
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"We are here on earth to do good for others.
What the others are here for, I don't know."
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Mickey, I'll make you a deal: I'LL sit on your couch, and Jon Hamm can sit on my face, the next time we're both in town. (I promise to wear undergarments.)
Underwear serves a clear function, Jon Hamm. No matter how gorgeous you are, there is NO sitting on my couch without it. Begging will get you nowhere.
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"We are here on earth to do good for others.
What the others are here for, I don't know."
W.H. Auden
Paris Hilton has fallen by the wayside. I cannot WAIT for the Kardashians to do the same.
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oh pls dont let him apologize for this.
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This is the reason I said his birthday pic should have been up yesterday!
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Submitted by Capella on Sun, 03/11/2012 - 11:50pm.
I think that dumb-as-dogshit behavior is more celebrated with women than men, and there are more of them in pop culture.
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I'm here to kick ass and drink tea. And I'm all out of tea.
...stupidity is certainly celebrated. Being a fucking idiot is a valuable commodity in this culture because you're rewarded significantly...
I don't know about all that, but it's why I come here to read Bjork You comments.
Although I despise Ebola and Kunt! Is there a reason why all these men (007, Don D.) are attacking women, and not say, skunk like The Situation?
Or would that brake the bro-code, or something?
I love Jon Hamm. He's always so funny and affable in interviews, and I love me some Mad Men.
I, too, hope that he doesn't apologize for what he said. He's got a right to his opinion, and who gives a fuck if scum like Paris and Kim are offended? Their existence in the limelight offends everyone with good taste.
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Masturbation is not a GD game of Clue, there is no reason to head to the broom closet with a rope and a lead pipe. –michelleb
Submitted by BostonMike on Sun, 03/11/2012 - 6:36pm.
I think he smokes those herbal fake cigs, not the real thing.
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I'm here to kick ass and drink tea. And I'm all out of tea.
off topic nude alert.
Glee's heather morris just got her phone hacked and pics of her flower and are on show now.
DAMN IT! why can't it be Chord overstreet who gets hacked whilst duo camming with Harry Shum Jnr.
Submitted by louise_brooks on Sun, 03/11/2012 - 8:51pm.
A gallery of Jon Hamm bulge photos.
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my my my my my that is a mouthful.
And that fact that he calls these whores fucking idiots makes him all that more attractive.
Ahh DAMN YOU straight bitches, you got this one!
Message to Jon, if you ever wanna swing by and play on our team, we have a position vacant...
I love this man.
"Pimp Mama Kris' whore zoo animal show" = made my day
True story. I have a former co-worker who works for Oxygen and she posted pics of the party they had for that Twat Paris Hilton. Big ass party here in NYC for that piece of shit. I made a snark remark that the real stars of Oxygen are the ladies of SNAPPED. Where is there big coming out party?
She un-friended me and got rid of my remark. Ha! Like I give a shit.
I would be embarrassed to show that I had any affiliation with that useless "social heiress".
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Brevity may be the soul of wit, but to twit without wit is soulless -- Johanne Savoie
true dat.
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I'm countin' on Jesus at this point.
anyone who calls those "reality" show skags out on their waste-of-space-ness is OK by me.
being handsome and funny is just icing.
Submitted by suckandfuck on Sun, 03/11/2012 - 9:30pm.
hot! name it "duckie"
did you see the card Sandbitch made for you?
Submitted by mike on Sun, 03/11/2012 - 9:19pm.
sucky, for your b-day present I've rented this escort for you. please be nice to him.
http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m0e7scA4cG1r3506ho1_500.jpg
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I'm due December 21st, 2012.
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
big fat cock, big fat paycheck, big fat hatred of the cunts?? marry me.
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I have never loved life so much.
mm he just turned me on more.
bang him i would, as master yoda would say.
I think he would've made a great Superman. Christopher Reeve would've been proud:)
Love the commando photos... It's probably too big to try and contain it.
Submitted by suckandfuck on Sun, 03/11/2012 - 8:56pm.
sucky, how did that escort I sent over to your house for you b-day work out?
Submitted by mike on Fri, 03/09/2012 - 2:09pm.
sucky, for your b-day present I've rented this escort for you. please be nice to him.
http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m0e7scA4cG1r3506ho1_500.jpg
Truth!
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It's already tax time again!? Guess I gotta get my trusted tax adviser, Stephen King, on the phone STAT.
Ok, that DOES look like quite the package there. That second photo also disqualifies him for sucky, since the sizemeat seems to have been tempered with (no fooooskin). Its ok , sucky, you can`t have em all.....;-))
Wouldnt that be a disappointment, if he were all beans and no frank??
Well, aren't you just the cosmopolitan Queen Bee of Cuntsville? No, I'm sorry, of "Cuntropolis". Please excuse us in all of our inbred grandpa fucking glory. Karen Flatts, 09/21/11
@Loiuse
Have him nekkid and covered in bacon bits and I'll buy the Holy Trinity.
And, about MK being the most beloved hooker of all blogging hookers, what Sucky said!
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"Uh, hello, room service? I'd like some bacon, a couple of Cokes, and a bunch of whores." -Butthead, of Beavis and Butthead
Submitted by louise_brooks on Sun, 03/11/2012 - 8:51pm.
A gallery of Jon Hamm bulge photos.
http://www.celebitchy.com/122992/jon_hamm_loves_to_let_his_junk_swing_hi...
Okay, so he is good looking, smart, funny, hates the Kardashians AND has a big package?? I will never question the existence of God again.
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Thank you for making this EXTREMELY IMPORTANT link reappear. That motherfucker's hot sausage needs to get in my hongray fag mouth.
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
MK you don't need that Bloggie shit aka ASS SHIT FROM SOME ASS'S ASS. You have won the hearts of all of us HORZ and that is worth a trillion gazilliontrillion "Bloggies" aka SHIT FROM A SHITBUTT'S BUTT.
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
A gallery of Jon Hamm bulge photos.
http://www.celebitchy.com/122992/jon_hamm_loves_to_let_his_junk_swing_hi...
Okay, so he is good looking, smart, funny, hates the Kardashians AND has a big package?? I will never question the existence of God again.
Love this - the fucking idiot comment - so great.
1. THE MORE I HEAR ABOUT THIS GUY, THE MORE I LIKE HIM.
2. I LOVE IT WHEN PARIS HILTON GETS TRASHED. SHE IS THE ORIGINAL FAME WHORE (WELL- AFTER MADONNA)
My PC came up with a malware alert when I clicked on the link!