You So Hardcore, Demi

March 10, 2012 / Posted by:

Demi Lovato tells NYC’s Z100 radio (via HuffPo) that she can’t talk about the most rock ‘n roll things she’s ever done (see: eating mounds of coke with her nostrils, fucking dudes in the middle of parties, basically being the most annoying after school special come to life, etc…), but she can talk about her love for throwing shit and ruining dressing rooms. If you’re a janitor who has recently scrubbed out smashed pieces of cold bologna from the carpet in a dressing room, feel free to throw up a middle finger at Demi for saying this:

“I break things. I’ve trashed dressing rooms just for the hell of it.

I like to throw things when I’m bored. I was trying to catch the deli meat on the ceiling … it ended up turning into kind of a food fight!”

If Jesus be a 1980s movie starring Ally Sheedy, Demi Lovato will wake up in a maid’s uniform and she’ll be the one cleaning mustard stains from the walls after some spoiled, piece of janky trash has a food fight for fun. Dumb ho. Everybody clear the way when Demi is coming through, because she’s a real rock ‘n roll bad ass who’s always packing heat in an Oscar Meyer package. I bet her chola name is La Jamón Girl.

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