Hot Slut Of The Day!

March 10, 2012 / Posted by:

Growing up, we had a family of possums that lived on the hill in our backyard and never once did I look at those marble-eyed, dog food-eating marsupial gremlins and think to myself, “I really want to see that bitch kill it on a snowboard.” But thankfully somebody did and now Ratatouille, the snowboarding opossum, is the unofficial mascot of the Liberty Mountain Resort in Carroll Valley, PA. One possum snowboarding on the slopes is one less possum hissing at your backyard dog. Who cares if he’s higher than a crackhead rat standing on its tip toes and who cares if he’s wearing a dog sweater from Petco, this bitch has skills. Sochi 2014 is HIS! Shaun White is punching himself in his ginge bush for not buying a refundable plane ticket to Russia.

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