Would You Hit It?
Here's Shia LaDouche running all over Venice, CA yesterday afternoon while looking like an Amish hipster who is spending his rumspringa working as a roadie on the Bon Iver tour. This whole look is a scraggly, raggedy mess and none of it goes together. That slicked black ponytail belongs on a pervy comic book store clerk who spends his lunch hour jerking off into a coffee cup before trying to give it to unsuspecting people on the street (tip: don't take free coffee from Shia). That beard belongs on a bear's ass after it got a full body Ogilvie home perm. Those earphones belong in a Hazmat dumpster, because you know they're covered in ear barf since Shia doesn't wash in there.
I love a big, bushy beard, because it will scrub the dead skin and pimples off of your butt cheeks while you sit on its owner's face, but I wouldn't hit it. How can I hit a piece who obviously stole my abuelita's house cardigan?
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Yes I still would.
DON'T YOU JUDGE ME
did he just leave a suspicious package in the subway?
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"That's what Jesus would do. Give you a blunt when you're down." MK
"I'm from the New Jersey where we say "AYY! FUCKA YOUA PIZZA PIE!!!" " Sucky
This is funny:
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/03/09/courtney-stodden-website_n_1334...
I would! He is HOT!
eve that you haven't begun to scoop up all of life's beautiful moments until you've heard the line "Watch the wig!" from a piece while sitting on their face. - MK
Osama bin Shia
Hipster La Douche, all he needs is a keffiyeh and a PBR.
lmao Twat!! Excellent point. I guess hygiene is like so OUT for Spring '12. lmao that our minds both went THERE.
Why did I never notice his resemblance to Judd Hirsch before?
Sweetas -- I took one look at that beard and I was wondering what the deal was south of his equator. I also bet there's some smegma involved, too. He doesn't look very hygienic. Think of all the unhygienic people we'eve discussed the past few days -- this one, Shitney, Blohan, Goldie Hawn, etc. Michael covers a stinky bunch, doesn't he?
Ooh uh uh. He'd probably want to talk Kerouac afterwards. I didn't notice the ponytail until MK mentioned it. Well isn't that icing on the cake...
Oh, and NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-WUH.
lol at all the Mr. Rogers comments. Dude is obviously a Dapper Dan man. I just hope his down low sitch is a little better maintained than his facial one. (spoiler: it's not) :p
Is Hollywood doing a remake of Grizzly Adams and he got the role? He looks like shit and I don't hit!
Submitted by ba-buttons on Fri, 03/09/2012 - 3:05pm.
- he would have been the guy that received the sexy note from one of the hot chicks (written by ba-buttons and his idiot friends so we could watch the fireworks when he went to professs his undying love - in the middle of the cafteria, like she told him to in the note)
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Goddammit, that happened to me!
And come to think of it, I kinda looked like that, too.
He looks like he smells, and not in a good way.
*shudders*
LOL Mickey, but don't do it, he MAY HAVE put something you definitely not want in it!!! DO.NOT.DRINK.IT! HAHAHAHA
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"Kevin Keller will forever be a part of Riverdale, and he will live a happy, long life free of prejudice, hate and narrow-minded people." J. Goldwater
I am at a total loss of words after reading that master piece of a description by Michael K.
You sir, are a poet, and a genius. I can offer no comment that even comes close in comparison.
Submitted by mike on Fri, 03/09/2012 - 3:11pm.
I really don't think he's a bad actor (I thought he was very good in A Guide to Recognizing Your Saints), but the movies he's been in lately just aren't the sort of movies I like.
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Forgot about this one - he was very good in it. Won't even attempt any of the Transformers crap.
For several years now, I've been roaming this post apocalyptic wasteland in total solitude. So far, no sign of other life. Desperation is starting to set in. All of a sudden, I spot a humanoid life form in the distance. Could this be the close encounter of the first kind I've been looking forward to for so long? A few minutes later we're close enough for visual contact. Turns out it's Shia LaDouche holding an XXL Frappuccino. Would I hit it? Hell naw! I'll just take the coffee to go, thank you very much.
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"We are here on earth to do good for others.
What the others are here for, I don't know."
W.H. Auden
Hells to the No. HELLS NO.
Not even if I was paid. Sorry.
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"Bye, Whore" -MK
Only if I got paid. A lot.
all that's missing is a stupid hat to complete his Brooklyn hipster look.
and yes I'd hit it - with a spiked billy club to make sure it doesn't breed.
douche...
No. No. & No. I'd rather go without.
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Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Sat, 06/11/2011 - 9:32am.
It's ok to be a redneck by the way.. just don't yell git 'er done because we all hate that.
I really don't think he's a bad actor (I thought he was very good in A Guide to Recognizing Your Saints), but the movies he's been in lately just aren't the sort of movies I like.
ba-buttons, you were a meanie with those notes when you were little! ;P But in LeDouche's case, I'd have joined in! haahhahaha
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"Kevin Keller will forever be a part of Riverdale, and he will live a happy, long life free of prejudice, hate and narrow-minded people." J. Goldwater
Wow he is really fighting the hot, and lets face it, the hot didn't have much fight in it.
I would. In a heartbeat. BEARDS!
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Devil's advocate.
He looks like a douchey terrorist with a penchant for wearing Alpine memaw sweaters. No hitting this. Ever (but I will steal his caffeine in a cup when he isn't looking).
So my 22 yr old neighbour insisted we watch one of those stupid Transformer movies last weekend.
It was like everyone on both sides of the camera was on meth. It was practically seizure inducing.
If LeBeef here had gone to high school with me;
- he would have been named 'Spaz'
- he would have experienced bladder-liquefying terror before each gym class - the Thunderdome of suburbia
- he would have been the guy that received the sexy note from one of the hot chicks (written by ba-buttons and his idiot friends so we could watch the fireworks when he went to professs his undying love - in the middle of the cafteria, like she told him to in the note)
- his lunch money would pay for my college tuition
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Submitted by jazzfish_77 on Thu, 01/19/2012 - 11:56am.
Liver spotted hand
Groping while I cry inside
Merit badge and meth
Um, NO. Not a fan of beards.
He's not much of a looker to begin with. And the Rabbi Grizzly Adamstein look does not help at all.
I wouldn't hit it beardless, DEFINITELY NOT NOW!
I guess you don't worry about until you're over 30, but in most cases a beard really ages a guy. Dude's under 25, but he looks older than I do (at almost 39).
No no no, not even with my dogs penis!
Ew.
Well aren't you just carrying around a big bag of nothing!
FUCK NO! Not even if he cleaned up, UGH!
"full body Ogilvie home perm" HAHAHAHAHAHAH!
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"Kevin Keller will forever be a part of Riverdale, and he will live a happy, long life free of prejudice, hate and narrow-minded people." J. Goldwater
long time ago I used to work with a guy that looked and dressed like that. Same 3 week oil build up that is being used for the slicked back look and unkept beard with yesterday's meals hanging from it for snacks later.. So basically hygiene and him were not friends.
What the hell? No way!
Nice cardigan, douche.
♫ It's a beautiful day in the neighborhood... ♫
With a pair of Crocs upside his head.
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"Well, the sun shines on a dog's ass every once in a while so I guess it's my turn." Captain Phil Harris
"Ew." "No." "So. Gross."
HELL NO.
But I never would so that isn't saying much. SO not my type.
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#KONY2012 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y4MnpzG5Sqc
Please watch, learn and share. 2012 is the year.
I'd rather dry hump a grizzly bear.
Just the sweater.
Shia missed his calling as a rabbi. Mazel Tov!
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What kind of fuckery is this?
NO.
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I wouldn't be able to get past his mother fetish. I bet he calls his gf's "mama."
Why do celebrities dress so poorly? Is it that they're so confident in themselves they think they can pull any look off? I really don't get it.
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STOP KONY 2012!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y4MnpzG5Sqc
THE WORST
Maybe - if he took a pill that made him turn into Amber Heard.
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"End well: this isn't going to." - MK
LMAO UVY!
I knew I'd seen that fucking sweater somewhere!
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I have never loved life so much.
What in rich, useless hipster hell?
He looks happy but the Steven Segal hair is a major gross out.
Kissing Ass and Cupping Balls. You're Welcome.