Let Zachary Quinto’s Hayden Panettiere brows (aka midget brows) serve as a warning to all you amateur pluckers out there who don’t know the power a pair of Tweezers hold. You might think you’re just going to pluck a few rogue hairs, but the sweet sensation of yanking hairs out sometimes compels you to pluck pluck pluck pluck pluck pluck pluck away until all you’ve got left is a pair of stunted ass brows. It’ll look like your eyes grew, but your brows didn’t. Some baby brows on an adult face.
We’ve all seen that ho with teeny tiny brows who obviously let Tweezers control her instead of the other way around. Letting a pair of Tweezers make you its bitch is one of the biggest beauty mistakes. Looking like a dingo ate your brows is no way to go through life (shit, it’s no way to go through the weekend).
Zachary Quinto has a good reason for why he looks like he just came from the HERP DERP eyebrow salon. Zachary shaved half of them off to get them Spock brow ready for Star Trek. If that shit doesn’t grow back, I’m sure a Jonas brother or Martin Scorcese can give a bitch a donation, because they’ve got plenty.