It looks like Debbie Harry’s plan to get Lindsay Lohan off of her look by sending her a box of Samy Fat Foam (in shade: rust water) worked, because here she is sashaying around a parking lot in L.A. yesterday with a ginger mane spilling out of her head. LiLo hasn’t been a ginger for a couple of years and many have said that if she went back to her original color she’d no longer look like Hatchet Face’s grandma whose greatest achievement in life is making the cover of Faces of Meth Magazine: AARP Edition.
So did LiLo prove that the ginge cures everything? Sort of. Anything is better than that yeast infection hair color she had before this, but I still want to sprinkle salt on those lips to find out if my 2nd grade best friend was telling the truth when he said that a slug’s greatest enemy is the Morton Salt Girl. LiLo’s next stop on the comeback turnpike should be to go back to her original face. Rewind, bitch.