Afternoon Crumbs
PROGRAMMING NOTE: Thanks to a long ass flight from New York to California, this will probably be my last post until tomorrow. Because my system shuts down if I don't get a Sourdough Jack, a Double Double and Albertson's brand potato chips in me every few months, I'll be in California for the next two weeks. For now, I leave your ass with this vintage video of Jamie Foxx giving us the body electric as he breaks it down like his ass crack is hungry for a dollar. I'll try to recreate these moves at a Jack in the Box drive-thru later tonight. (via OMG BLOG)
Mimi's messy ass lamb appreciation video looks like a lost scene from Paranormal Activity (Paranormal Lambtivity?) - Lainey Gossip
Nothing says "bad ass bitch with a gun" like duck lips - The Superficial
I don't know if that's St. Angie's natural holy glow or if one of her beauty secrets is using anal lube as moisturizer - Hollywood Tuna
John Lennon is up in heaven, queefing with pride over this - (site NSFW) Drunken Stepfather
Is that an 8-pack or is he trying to smuggle 8 bars of coke past the border? (LiLo, take note) - Towleroad
Dennis Quaid's third time at marriage was not a fucking charm - Celebitchy
In a closet somewhere, a green velvet Jessica McClintock 80s prom dress is missing its sleeves - Popoholic
Gonorrhea of the throat ain't no joke - ICYDK
And Joe Pesci will try to rob it this Christmas - The Berry
Jessica Biel's got a bump on her hitchin' finger and maybe a bump on her baby growing area too? - Popsugar
Blue Ivy is probably literally turning blue, because Beyonce keeps suffocating her with damn blankets and shit - Crunk + Disorderly
Everybody give a gold digger slow clap to Dick Van Dyke's 40-year-old wife - Just Jared
A reporter walking into a pole. The end. - Videogum
What in Carmen Sandiego meets Disney parade dancer Hell is Naomi Campbell wearing? - I'm Not Obsessed
Who isn't Katy Perry humping on in Paris this week? - Hollywood Rag
Because every pet has a little Lindsay Lohan in them - Cityrag
I don't know if this kid should play Michael Cera in a Michael Cera biopic or if Michael Cera should play this kid in a this kid biopic - The Daily What
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OK, that's it for me too. It's been 5 years since my last REAL White Castle. I sound like an alcoholic at an AA meeting. Like christine, I too will be getting a box of the frozen ones... only I will get the super sized box from Costco. I guess if you can't get the pure cocaine, you settle for shitty meth. Gotta have some... tonight maybe. Yum fucking yum.
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"Well, the sun shines on a dog's ass every once in a while so I guess it's my turn." Captain Phil Harris
@ Honeybadger
Yep, salad dressing. Maybe with a hint of horseradish. The milkshakes are yummy too. I wish there was one around here.
i don't think the yonce is carrying a baby around. like someone said, what's the fucking point of taking a newborn out and about? nada.
i had no idea that dennis quaid was married to pj soles way back! for some reason that blew my mind.
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watching hardcore ufos
@LMA: it kinda reminds me of Miracle Whip (which I hate). Their fries are pretty good too. OMG, I have to go there now. So long diet!
Educate yourself on the badass, not-fuck-giving honeybadger, Olivia! ~MK
@ HoneyBadger
OMG yes! Greasy and good. Something about that sauce too. Can't put my finger on what exactly it's a mix of. Good pies to boot.
That's it.
I have to grocery shop tomorrow,and I'm getting me a six pack of frozen white castles. shit, have to hide from my son to eat them. dam kids!
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I have never loved life so much.
Since y'all are talking about burgers in California, I should point out that nothing tops Nations. NOTHING.
Educate yourself on the badass, not-fuck-giving honeybadger, Olivia! ~MK
In my mind, there's no advantage to leaving back east than out west.....except white castle. I almost want to cry knowing I haven't had a burger in at least 11 years...:'(
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"I'm doin hoe activities, with hoe tendencies. Hoes are my friends, hoes are my enemies."
I just got food diddled by Dr Ruth!
Thanks Dr Ruth, I needed that.
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"Well, the sun shines on a dog's ass every once in a while so I guess it's my turn." Captain Phil Harris
Submitted by mahaatma on Fri, 03/09/2012 - 8:26pm.
{@ Dr Ruth
I just came.... about 4 times!}
My work is done here.
May we all bow our heads and have a moment of masturbatory food porn silence for mahaatma.
I think he has a little sugar in his tank.
@ Dr Ruth
I just came.... about 4 times!
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"Well, the sun shines on a dog's ass every once in a while so I guess it's my turn." Captain Phil Harris
I will try to describe a White Castle Burger:
Steamy, feathery-light luscious, buttery, square bread buns
an airy slab of tasty, salty, savory mystery meat
a dab of cooked sweet onions
and just a tiny smear of mustard and ketchup
You could eat a dozen of those (which is why they call 'em sliders because you can slide them down your gullet faster than Superman can eat a speeding bullet). Wait. Did that rhyme?
Cripes.
Summary:
White Castle Burgers are EVIL.
Submitted by sinjin on Fri, 03/09/2012 - 8:10pm.
I was looking at Steves' web site and boy what I wouldn't give to go on one of those tours, just one. I haven't met anyone yet who has the balls to travel, LOL! Ain't that weird? If they do want to, they've always got a reason not to. I'd like to do this one listed on his side.. a 12 dayer. Looks pretty cool. He's also coming to OKC to speak tomorrow.
Submitted by Dr. Ruth on Fri, 03/09/2012 - 8:08pm.
Ya, I agree. He likes me... but says, "I get so frustrated with you sometimes." I don't think I've ever been a bitch to him. Not really. He's a big pussy. -shrug-
Submitted by Andrei on Fri, 03/09/2012 - 7:46pm.
Submitted by sinjin on Fri, 03/09/2012 - 7:42pm.
Yeah.. Rick Steves the travel guy, right? He has his own TV show and his own segment on NPR. He's been around since I was a kid. How can one not have caught his name at some point? Lol.
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That's the one. I'm so envious of his travels. My friend with Delta is ALWAYS going somewhere exciting as well. *pouts*
I first heard of White Castle on "Harold & Kumar go to White Castle" and developed a serious crush on John Cho.
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/7/72/Harold_%26_Kumar_Go_...
Submitted by Andrei on Fri, 03/09/2012 - 8:01pm.
Since when is being 'right' an 'opinion'? Facts are facts.
I'm almost always right and my friends have had to learn to live with that even though it seriously pisses them off sometimes. Eh. That's how you know a true friend though, when they accept you for being an annoying asshole who is usually annoyingly right most of the time.
Submitted by WithinReason... on Fri, 03/09/2012 - 7:59pm.
{Hi Twat! Happy Friday... off for a bit to make some food! :P}
FOOD PORN WINS AGAIN!
Submitted by Andrei on Fri, 03/09/2012 - 7:39pm.
Sometimes I get an excellent deal on huge bags of Cali oranges. They are so juicy and sweet with just the right amount of citrus tang to them. I also eat the whites of the thicker skinned oranges because the whites have a ton of nutrition and calcium and calcium + vitamin C are #winning.
Submitted by Twat Muffin on Fri, 03/09/2012 - 7:55pm.
{Dr. Ruth -- I always order medium rare. And their prices are so reasonable, too!}
I gross everyone out when I eat steak because it's pretty much seared on the outside and mooing on the inside. I can't eat it any other way now though. GIDDYUP!
Just got accused by this friend of mine that everything is "de facto" my opinion... that I disregard all others' opinions. When I explained why my "attitude" right then.. he said, "Right." That bitch don't know it... but I am not up for debate on this. I sure as frying hell fuck ain't gonna try to rectify the situation if ya ain't gonna believe me. Jeebus!
Hi Twat! Happy Friday... off for a bit to make some food! :P
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"Kevin Keller will forever be a part of Riverdale, and he will live a happy, long life free of prejudice, hate and narrow-minded people." J. Goldwater
Submitted by WithinReason... on Fri, 03/09/2012 - 7:39pm.
{Dr. Ruth, you are teasing... ;P}
Me no tease when it comes to food! Promise. Crossy-my-heart bra.
@ Hekki
Excellent point. I think I broke around 4 of my mom's necklaces.
OT: I've driven by In N Out at 10:30 in the morning and the drive-thru line is literally around the block. I don't get it. Its Friday, why are we talking about burgers. Torture, really.
Damn I would. Foxx was hot back in the day.
Dr. Ruth -- I always order medium rare. And their prices are so reasonable, too!
WithinReason -- hey, hon!
Where I grew up,in SW VA, there is a place called Pals sudden service. YUM. Very close to In and Out burger in that regard. When I am visiting I always stop by.
Oklahoma has no White Castles. I went to their site and I'd have to go to Missouri. Never heard of White Castle until now, lol.
Submitted by mahaatma on Fri, 03/09/2012 - 7:48pm.
ROFL.
I have an In N Out very near my house but never go because I think their burgers suck and those damn real fries suck worse. The grass is always greener somewhere else, huh? When I go visit my family in Illinois though I usually sneak off alone to White Castle - which they all hate - and scarf down bags of that shit in my rental car destroying all evidence afterwards. I feel so ashamed and dirty but can't stop. Just the smell on the street gets me all hopped up... It's my crack, I guess. The frozen ones are just not the same to me, thank god. If I lived back there I would be fat as fuck.
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"Well, the sun shines on a dog's ass every once in a while so I guess it's my turn." Captain Phil Harris
If you're really taking care of a baby, you know not to wear gigantic hoop earrings. Or dangly ones.
The Messiah might be too young to be able to grasp them but it would suck to find that out the hard way.
Long hair is susceptible too. Those fuckers have grips of steel.
Submitted by sinjin on Fri, 03/09/2012 - 7:42pm.
Yeah.. Rick Steves the travel guy, right? He has his own TV show and his own segment on NPR. He's been around since I was a kid. How can one not have caught his name at some point? Lol.
Submitted by Gigaboob on Fri, 03/09/2012 - 7:40pm.
You're shitting me. They put Bible verses on the bottom of their crap? Ugnnn. Well... that's nothing if you've been to a store in these parts called Mardel. http://www.mardel.com/
MK seriously needs to move his ass to OK. Or visit here and blog from here. He has no idea what stuff he could joke about.
sorry folks have had burgers from all states, but there is something about In N Out maybe the cute aprons and hats, but their burgers are truly the best hands down and I lived in many other states prior to ending up in Cali, so there burger afficiondos!!
Submitted by Andrei :
Way off topic... am I just a nerd, or am I justified in thinking that it's weird this friend of mine has never heard of Rick Steves? Haha.
*********Nope. Unless your friend lives in Pleasantville, and there is nothing beyond it's borders, you're friend is definitely weird.
********LOLLING @ the doggy looking like Christina Aguilera (white hair smeared lipstick, oblivious expression).
Submitted by Dr. Ruth on Fri, 03/09/2012 - 7:38pm.
Yeah.. I am about to eat pizza. Hee.
Submitted by LMA618 on Fri, 03/09/2012 - 7:14pm.
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That's what their burger's all about, haha.
In n Out trivia - it's a privately held company owned by the Snyder family, who have strong Christian beliefs.
The bottom of their cups are marked with John 3:16. Their burger wrappers are marked with Revelation 3:20. Doesn't bother me, because it's their company, but I find it odd for such a ubiquitous company to stamp their religious beliefs on their products.
Submitted by Dr. Ruth on Fri, 03/09/2012 - 7:35pm.
Oh wow, interesting. Well, I hear it has to do with the type of soil FL has as opposed to CA. True story: I was working in the office in my town.. which is sort of in redneck territory... and this dude pulls up in his truck and offers to sell me a box of CA oranges. They were good... just a LOT of them. Fuck. But I managed to give them away to friends/coworkers. But real juicy, indeed.
Dr. Ruth, you are teasing... ;P
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"Kevin Keller will forever be a part of Riverdale, and he will live a happy, long life free of prejudice, hate and narrow-minded people." J. Goldwater
Submitted by Andrei on Fri, 03/09/2012 - 7:31pm.
{Interurban has a little bit of everything. But I really like their burgers. So yum. :)}
Isn't that funny? Some places will try to do it all but have one specialty that just stands out and makes you come back even though the rest of their food is dreck.
Is everyone hungry on this thread? My stomach is seriously growling at me now.
Diets suck.
Submitted by Andrei on Fri, 03/09/2012 - 7:08pm.
{I've eaten oranges in Florida from roadside stands and BLEH. Not good. I hope CA oranges are better.}
Sadly, this is true. I had a friend of mine from Florida send me a whole crate of Florida oranges as a gift and they were so awful, dry, bitter, not juicy. California oranges are definitely the best. Bar none.
Submitted by Twat Muffin on Fri, 03/09/2012 - 7:23pm.
{Dr. Ruth -- thanks for mentioning Cattleman's! I'm anemic and am under doctor orders to eat red meat at least twice a week, and it turns out there's one by my house. I will definitely have to go there.}
Oh gosh darnit! T-Dub, you are so lucky! Order it medium rare (I get iron deficiency myself and I've learned to enjoy my steak blue rare-I know, kinda gross but my body literally craves it). Hey, if we're not supposed to eat animals, why are they made out of meat? RIGHT? :)
Submitted by Dr. Ruth on Fri, 03/09/2012 - 7:27pm.
Interurban has a little bit of everything. But I really like their burgers. So yum. :)
Amid better eating like Cattleman's, we've been bombarded with Whataburger, Jack in the Box, Krystals... possibly more Sonics than stop signs around here, too.
Oh Twat, you guys are making me hongray! You are on Dr.'s orders though, YUM YUM! Don't eat a lot of meat SO my mouf waters mmm! ;)
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"Kevin Keller will forever be a part of Riverdale, and he will live a happy, long life free of prejudice, hate and narrow-minded people." J. Goldwater
Submitted by Andrei on Fri, 03/09/2012 - 7:19pm.
Oh yes. I am jealous of you! You can feel proud! lol :)
Andrei wrote: {I also love Interurban.}
I've never heard of Interurban. Is that a burger joint too or a steak joint?
We have some great Sushi joints but my budget has forced me to learn how to make my own Sushi.
Looks like the TV station pulled the reporter walking into the pole. You sorta can see what happens though.
Here in Florida, our In and Out or Jack in the Box is Hardie's, our White Castle is Krystals (I stopped and had 4 of those burgers after the club the night) and I guess our Whataburger is Sonic. Btw the best oranges I ever had were from California, not Florida.
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-Mean Girl,Regina George
Dr. Ruth -- thanks for mentioning Cattleman's! I'm anemic and am under doctor orders to eat red meat at least twice a week, and it turns out there's one by my house. I will definitely have to go there.
Way off topic... am I just a nerd, or am I justified in thinking that it's weird this friend of mine has never heard of Rick Steves? Haha.
Submitted by Dr. Ruth on Fri, 03/09/2012 - 7:17pm.
I've never heard those words before.. someone being jealous of me. Usually I get pity for living in Oklahoma... so thanks! LOL. I sure gripe sometimes about the politicians here... but otherwise... it's pretty neat here sometimes. Yep.. we have them Red Robins. Good food. I also love Interurban.