What In The Hell Kind Of GD Outfit Is This?
Well, here's one way to get your picture in The Daily Mail. Marc Jacobs left Louis Vuitton - Marc Jacobs: The Exhibition in Paris last night with leather daddy Peter Marino and bitch looked like if Sweet Valley High crashed into a drag queen's Thanksgiving party. This is what it would look like if there was a J.Crew, a Liberace boutique and a Plymouth (Crack) Rock shop on the Mayflower and I don't like it. Sometimes you just have to look in the mirror and ask yourself, "Do I look like a second grade girl circa 1981 who totally half-assed it for the Thanksgiving pageant?" If the answer is yes, have a seat on one of the orange plastic chairs until your legal guardian shows up to take your busted ass home.
That being said, if Suri Cruise wore this mess, I'd probably declare it the greatest outfit of our time.
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Also, what's with his boxer panty lines? There has to be some gay men out there that want to smack this Mary, right? :)
Ah-hem, Walmart has these same dresses in many fab colors - just saw them a few weeks ago at a TN/NC border Walmart. I swears!
(they did have a little tie belt though - maybe he didn't use the tie? haha)
The shoes don't work - too bad he didn't use crocs or something!
Feminine gay men act like a-holes. Masculine gay men do not. It's the feminine that is aggressive and vicious. Pertains to women too. Watch out!
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LOL at the Spongebob tat on his right arm.
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Cakes and pies!
A 1970s Sears dress with 17th century buckled shoes. WTF?
He has lost his damn mind.
reminds me of Lucy and Ethel in Paris wearing feedbag hats and thinking the were tellement chic!
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Aniston is artistically, intellectually and reproductively barren.
Paltrow is every argument against nepotism rolled into one.
AbFab is a reality show. These people are nuts.
Reminds me of when Patsy had to wear something equally atrocious out of Edina's closet and Edina said "Now you see, that works on me."
boston61 on Thu, 03/08/2012 - 9:54pm.
This a-hole is a HUGE embarrassment to the gay community. Most gays do not act like a-holes. Just HIM.
Just Him? Really? In the whole world?
Where do you live?
"Abortion is the sacrament of Liberalism and the party of Death"
That outfit looks really cheap and poorly made on him. It might be a little better on an actual girl but probs not by much. It sort of reminds me of Victoria Beckham's designs too.
This a-hole is a HUGE embarrassment to the gay community. Most gays do not act like a-holes. Just HIM.
I think he lost the "I can make anything look good" bet.
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Douchefag.
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Hey the party store called, they need the shoes to their Leprechaun outfit. St Pat's is right around the corner.
Hahaha!
He looks like a fool.
Submitted by BernardProfitendieu on Thu, 03/08/2012 - 9:17pm.
Submitted by silvarga on Thu, 03/08/2012 - 9:15pm.
So does this mean that Late-90's square-toed shoes are back in style?
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"Do I look like a second grade girl circa 1981 who totally half-assed it for the Thanksgiving pageant?" If the answer is yes, have a seat on one of the orange plastic chairs until your legal guardian shows up to take your busted ass home."
So damn funny but so damn true. LMBO!
All he needs is a sleeping cap and he'd look like a Pe-Paw out of the early 1900s. C'est Chic...
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Those tattoos are not very cool. :(
Olive Oyl needs to work out her hormone treatments.
Talk about an attention starved hor.
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Submitted by silvarga on Thu, 03/08/2012 - 9:15pm.
So does this mean that Late-90's square-toed shoes are back in style?
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you need to learn the difference between style and fad
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Aniston is artistically, intellectually and reproductively barren.
Paltrow is every argument against nepotism rolled into one.
that leather gear is.... let's just say i DONT WANT TO PEEN WATCH a bdsm guy anymore than i want to motorboat paz la horta. <-- gross
Submitted by gladyslove on Thu, 03/08/2012 - 9:07pm
How is death a bad thing? ;)
So does this mean that Late-90's square-toed shoes are back in style?
I, for one, am just so, SO glad to see from the looks of this outfit that fashion visionary and übertalent Marc Jacobs has definitely given up the drugs.
This shit is why the fruitcakes need to go back into the closet. At least he could dress like a straight guy.
"Abortion is the sacrament of Liberalism and the party of Death"
fuck off
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Aniston is artistically, intellectually and reproductively barren.
Paltrow is every argument against nepotism rolled into one.
This looks like a polo shirt dress. ACK!
Just looked at the other pix - leather daddy looks sweet and like he loves to laugh. Always nice qualities in people.
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Is he wearing a diaper underneath there?
The purse DOES match the shoes....props from Heaven.
"If Drinks are not involved, then neither am I"
Being a fan of genderfuck, here are no words for how much I love this. The dress, the shoes, the hairy calves - omg, total win.
The only thing that ruins it are his arms. I seriously can't fucking wait till tatoos become passe and uncool. (Yes, I do have a fairly big ol' one on my forearm myself, but it's ONE. And it's beautiful. Not like these idiots who look like they fell asleep in the company of a demented toddler with a set of Sharpies.) /dyke Grandpa Simpson
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even worse is that his boxers are showing through
if you're gonna wear a dress, better do some research on the benefits of a slip, first
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Aniston is artistically, intellectually and reproductively barren.
Paltrow is every argument against nepotism rolled into one.
He needs some pink Spanks...distasteful
"If Drinks are not involved, then neither am I"
first the Biebs and now this..I am going to be sick...hot pink with pilgrim shoes, white boxers and five o'clock shadow is not the look, the leather daddy is cute, but this turd, g to the ross. I would never buy clothes from a freak that dressed like this. No freaking way.
Just call him old. That would bother him the most.
Isn't this the same "Fashion Week" where Whore Kardasidan wore Kanie West's $6,000 shoes? Target's semi-annual Wrangler sale is looking good.
What in the Ann Taylor Loft hell?
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I love those shoes....but with white boxers? No.
Wow, drugs are dangerous.
It would be great for golf.
In the last thumb he is saying "he is going to fuck me tonite back at the apartment" in french
We know you are a Pussy power bottom already jeez Mark.
LMAO beb!
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Look everyone! Its a golf dress from the Ricky Fowler Collection! I love marc jacobs handbags, I have a few of them. But id totally hem that and wear it while golfing. It would match a 7 iron I have.
On top of all that he has on what looks to be white boxers. Panty lines!!!
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