Lindsay Lohan Is Finally Looking Good
I know, how can I do Goldie Hawn like that especially after I wrote the paps a ticket for mistaking bright shining beauty Debbie Harry for Lindsay Lohan. Lindsay Lohan injects her lips with the liquefied remains of her career in hopes that one day she'll be as beautiful as Goldie Hawn. Drop the syringe, LiLo, because you can't touch this. Goldie launched her children's charity, The Hawn Foundation, in London last night and since she's given so much to society, she decided to do something good for herself by donating several bottles of champs to her froat!
Goldie's hair usually looks like a pack of chihuahuas tried to burrow themselves into it, but it was a category 5 mess last night. Bitch's hair was even drunk. I bet if you snipped off a lock of Goldie's hair and dipped it in a glass of Canada Dry, you'd have an instant 100 proof gin and tonic. Even though Goldie forgot how to get into a car and gave a Mad Men extra a free granny poon show, she still looked like a drunk tumbleweed of glamour. Which is more than I can say for Kate Hudson, who looked like a stoned overgrown dwarf.
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Submitted by urmomma on Thu, 03/08/2012 - 1:29pm.
Submitted by M.E. on Thu, 03/08/2012 - 12:58pm.
I LOVE Overboard. I actually just watched it this weekend.
OTURO!!!!!!!!!!!!
Kurt Russell reminds me of the BH.
*swoons*
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TOFUTTI!
*crack self up*
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"I am a short, fat slut."
ESE!
Have you seen them live? You MUST!!! Great show.
Submitted by M.E. on Thu, 03/08/2012 - 1:14pm.
When I'd pass out hugging the porcelain god, in the morning my dad would wake me up by cracking open a beer and pouring it into the bowl, making me start hurling all over again.
*huah huah*
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sorry for you, but I like that tactic! I have no sympathy for hang overs.... my own included!!
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Fuckery is what fuckery does.
Submitted by Migraine Sally on Thu, 03/08/2012 - 1:40pm.
*high fives Migraine*...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lm-uAY05LJg
OT: don't get me wrong... i love Goldie!
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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."
I like that scene in what is the name of that damn movie...with Kate Hudson & Ginnifer Goodwin where they're dancing to Push It.
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Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Sat, 06/11/2011 - 9:32am
It's ok to be a redneck by the way.. just don't yell git 'er done because we all hate that.
Dirk Diggler -- unwashed hair is the least of Goldie's worries. Think unwashed pits & ass. I would think Kate stinks, too -- she looks stinky to me as well.
In her infamous memoir -- You'll Never Eat Lunch in this Town Again -- the late producer Julia Philips, who was close to Goldie at one point, describes just how unkempt the actress was, going around with unwashed hair most of time.
Looks like Goldie is not big on grooming. Never was.
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on Thu, 03/08/2012 - 1:24pm.
and(more importantly!) she "Yokoed" The Black Crowes to the point that Chris Robinson was putting out shit solo songs like "Katie Dear"... oh yeah, she gets no pass on the highway of ridicule.
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Yes!!! I will never forgive her for marrying Chris Robinson and messing a good thing up!
Death Becomes Her is epic.
PSL, true dat! she may not be a great actress but she's not bad either. and i like her cos she seems pretty down to earth, not uptight like some other celebs.
'We are responsible for what we do unless we are celebrities.'
I love Goldie. "Yes I'm having a disheveled and drunken evening and FUCK YOU WORLD."
Last week watching First Wives Club again I was reminded how much I love her voice. Possibly my favorite voice of any actress ever.
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"End well: this isn't going to." - MK
Submitted by M.E. on Thu, 03/08/2012 - 12:58pm.
I LOVE Overboard. I actually just watched it this weekend.
OTURO!!!!!!!!!!!!
Kurt Russell reminds me of the BH.
*swoons*
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TOFUTTI!
*crack self up*
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I've got ten bucks and me and dirty eddie are staying out all weekend! - Rob Pue (thank you BBitch and Sweetas)
The difficult brown?! I think we're all done here. -MK
I personally think this shit is hysterical.
Submitted by MissJaneTexas on Thu, 03/08/2012 - 1:17pm.
Eh, if the paps had taken pics of me stumbling out of the bar on Sat. night it might have looked a little like this. Shit happens.
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but you are not in your late 60's!
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I wandered into your wonderland, with eyes open wide
You turned me into your yesterday
But you will remain inside of me
Like I care for you, ooh, I care for you
Submitted by yucko: "How do most people here feel about drinking or being drunk in front of the folks? Personally, I'm uncomfortable with it."
Never have been. (Although I've been stoned in front of my mom and she had NO CLUE). Mom is a teetotaler and dad is an alcoholic. It took me a long time to get the hang of moderation.
Mr. Hekki's family was always fun to get drunk with, though. We used to have some crazy parties with them and all MIL's gay friends.
Submitted by MissJaneTexas on Thu, 03/08/2012 - 1:19pm.
I don't get the Kate hate either. I am not a fan per se just don't see why people hate her. *shrugs*
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Because her whole pathetic career is built on nepotism.
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Aniston is artistically, intellectually and reproductively barren.
Paltrow is every argument against nepotism rolled into one.
PSL -- exactly. Any young actress could have played that role in "Almost Famous." And then there's that nepotism thing. Kate could have never made it in Hollywood if it wasn't for her lineage, and the fact that she's a twat doesn't help matters any.
Submitted by MissJaneTexas on Thu, 03/08/2012 - 1:19pm.
I don't get the Kate hate either. I am not a fan per se just don't see why people hate her. *shrugs*
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her movies suck, and(more importantly!) she "Yokoed" The Black Crowes to the point that Chris Robinson was putting out shit solo songs like "Katie Dear"... oh yeah, she gets no pass on the highway of ridicule.
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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."
What's with the Hooters-grade pantyhose?
I don't get the Kate hate either. I am not a fan per se just don't see why people hate her. *shrugs*
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#KONY2012 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y4MnpzG5Sqc
Please watch, learn and share. 2012 is the year.
We don't drink that often but when we do our son drinks with us but it's not like when you're with friends.
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Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Sat, 06/11/2011 - 9:32am.
It's ok to be a redneck by the way.. just don't yell git 'er done because we all hate that.
Eh, if the paps had taken pics of me stumbling out of the bar on Sat. night it might have looked a little like this. Shit happens.
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#KONY2012 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y4MnpzG5Sqc
Please watch, learn and share. 2012 is the year.
Haribo, why? what do you like? I find her annoying as hell, and a crappy actress. I never understood why she was Oscar nominated for "Almost Famous". She was good, but it was a great role. Any young actress could have done it.
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I wandered into your wonderland, with eyes open wide
You turned me into your yesterday
But you will remain inside of me
Like I care for you, ooh, I care for you
I'm definitely comfortable drinking in front of my parents, but I'm leery of having too much or being hungover in front of them. I never want them to see me after I've over-indulged. I've been slightly hungover at Mom's house before but she didn't throw too much shade at me for throwing up.
Well aren't you just carrying around a big bag of nothing!
Submitted by guest on Thu, 03/08/2012 - 1:10pm.
Yucko...in hs when I'd wake up with a serious hangover my mother would purposely make sure she dropped a pan on the kitchen floor or clanked dishes around extra noisily just to be mean. The nerve!!!
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When I'd pass out hugging the porcelain god, in the morning my dad would wake me up by cracking open a beer and pouring it into the bowl, making me start hurling all over again.
*huah huah*
ME...I hear ya. This is why I live 2000 miles away from mine. Oof.
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Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Sat, 06/11/2011 - 9:32am.
It's ok to be a redneck by the way.. just don't yell git 'er done because we all hate that.
My brother and will secretly drink around our mother then when we lose it over her insanity, she's so happy we're having fun.
Best Goldie movie - Foul Play !!!
guest - my family is psychotic. I get full on panic attacks when around them. I don't get all shit faced and drunk, but I do have a few drinks to be able to deal.
Someone should warn Matt that if Kate doesn't dump his ass soon this is his future.
i don't know why everybody hates kate. i like her!
'We are responsible for what we do unless we are celebrities.'
Yucko...in hs when I'd wake up with a serious hangover my mother would purposely make sure she dropped a pan on the kitchen floor or clanked dishes around extra noisily just to be mean. The nerve!!!
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Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Sat, 06/11/2011 - 9:32am.
It's ok to be a redneck by the way.. just don't yell git 'er done because we all hate that.
Submitted by mike on Thu, 03/08/2012 - 1:08pm.
I had a generally favorable of Goldie until Kate became famous.
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I wandered into your wonderland, with eyes open wide
You turned me into your yesterday
But you will remain inside of me
Like I care for you, ooh, I care for you
Submitted by yucko on Thu, 03/08/2012 - 1:02pm.
And in reference to Goldie Hawn, I used to love "Death Becomes Her". (Not that I don't still like it)
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First Wives Club...... BEST!
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Fuckery is what fuckery does.
I had a generally favorable of Goldie until Kate became famous.
lol...she totally had one too many.
'We are responsible for what we do unless we are celebrities.'
Submitted by M.E. on Thu, 03/08/2012 - 1:01pm.
Submitted by yucko on Thu, 03/08/2012 - 12:59pm.
How do most people here feel about drinking or being drunk in front of the folks? Personally, I'm uncomfortable with it.
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Extremely uncomfortable. Neither of my parents drink and the last time my Father saw me having some Vodka, he gave me a lecture about it. Won't do ever.
"stoned overgrown dwarf." Where do you come up with this stuff? Brilliant!
skabazzle -- I thought I saw a 'stache going on, too!!!
PSL -- ain't that the truth? The apple doesn't fall far from the tree.
ME...Bwha!! *plays donna summer's bad girl..toot toot...beep beep* ;)
My favorite scene is the car one when her legs are all up in the air & Mel's trying to steer the beemer. olololol
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Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Sat, 06/11/2011 - 9:32am.
It's ok to be a redneck by the way.. just don't yell git 'er done because we all hate that.
All I can see here is a woman of a certain age who looks better than some 20,30 or 40 something year olds, let loose and have a good time in spite of all the paparazzi mess waiting outside. I say good for her! I hope I look as good as she does at her age.
Submitted by guest on Thu, 03/08/2012 - 12:29pm.
Support stockings!!! :O She used to have the best butt.
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once again, like mother like daughter. :)
(Kate has a great ass)
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I wandered into your wonderland, with eyes open wide
You turned me into your yesterday
But you will remain inside of me
Like I care for you, ooh, I care for you
And in reference to Goldie Hawn, I used to love "Death Becomes Her". (Not that I don't still like it)
I would never appear/be over indulged in front of the moms or dad. Im uptight too!
Submitted by yucko on Thu, 03/08/2012 - 12:59pm.
How do most people here feel about drinking or being drunk in front of the folks? Personally, I'm uncomfortable with it.
I had an episode once where I was hungover some morning that my mother came to see me. I tried to pretend I just felt sick, until I had to ask her to pull over the car so I could throw up. (This is probably normal to some people, but I guess I'm uptight)
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Since I cannot deal with my family without drinking, I have nothing to add.
I adored her in her Oscar winning role in Cactus Flower and today's sluts can only dream of half as long a career. I saw her on Sean Hannity and was surprised how pleasant she was coming from the other extreme politically. It's called manners. She was a hoot, somehow she knows his kids or something.
Jack, good answer.... And she sounds fun!
Harper, I know! I saw it. So good!
Submitted by guest on Thu, 03/08/2012 - 12:29pm.
Support stockings!!! :O She used to have the best butt. i.e., bird on a wire.
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I had to go to the theater to see that movie six times before I was able to see it in it's entirety.
*makes out in back of theater*
Like mother, like daughter.
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You see you were
Born, born, born to be alive
(Born to be alive)
You see you were born, born, born
(Born to be alive)
How do most people here feel about drinking or being drunk in front of the folks? Personally, I'm uncomfortable with it.
I had an episode once where I was hungover some morning that my mother came to see me. I tried to pretend I just felt sick, until I had to ask her to pull over the car so I could throw up. (This is probably normal to some people, but I guess I'm uptight)
I LOVE Overboard. I actually just watched it this weekend.
OTURO!!!!!!!!!!!!
Kurt Russell reminds me of the BH.
*swoons*