Afternoon Crumbs

March 8, 2012 / Posted by:

PUT A BIRD ON IT: Johnny Depp as a Native American Crow Tonto in The Lone Ranger, and before you spit shit about how he’s not Native American, I’ll have your ass know that his memaw was sort of kind Native American, or something – Towleroad

Taylor Kitsch puts on his best James Dean drag for GQ and survey says: needs more nipples – Lainey Gossip

Josh Hartnett still exists and he’s spending his time licking on the minge on Amanda Seyfried’s foot – The Superficial

Note to George Clooney: check for condom holes – Celebitchy

RiRi is topless AGAIN, but it’s totally different this time because she’s carrying some kind of weave wand – (site NSFW) Drunken Stepfather

Dakota Fanning looks like the queen of the HERP DERP prom – Hollywood Tuna

Gabriel Aubry is off the hook – ICYDK

I think I had that same ugly backpack during my tragic raver days – Popoholic

The Queen and her various degrees of “I had to leave my condo to come to this?!” face – Popsugar

Hasselcrack on Kirk Camoron OMG Blog

Eduardo Cruz finally woke up one morning and realized he was dating Eva Fucking LongoriaI’m Not Obsessed

Spock with child – Just Jared

Lindsay Lohan’s coke snorter is going to fall off any second now, so she’s obviously perfect for Janice – Videogum

But where is the pregnant fart? – The Frisky

Tow that white shell of gas away! (I’m talking about Miley, not the car) – Hollywood Rag

And yet the banana suit still scored higher on its SATs – SOW

Jim Carrey’s crazy face probably looks a lot like his “pushing out a hard shit” face – The Berry

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