Tisha Campbell’s Husband Is Wrecking Jada And Will’s Perfect Hetero Home

March 7, 2012 / Posted by:

You might have had this rumor whispered into your eyes before since it’s older than Jada Pinkett-Smith’s favorite strap-on in her box of toys, but it made its way onto the cover of Star Magazine this week. Duane Martin, Tisha Campbell-Martin’s husband, and Will Smith have been best bro friends for a million years and some say that they’re so close that Duane’s thighs have brushed up against Will’s ears more than once. Star’s source says that Will is spending so much time with Duane that it’s making Jada lift her head up off of her side piece’s crotch to reach for the divorce papers. Uh huh.

Duane and Will have gone on vacations to Miami, Trinidad and Las Vegas together, and another source basically said that if you want to know what Duane’s ass smells like, just ask Will to breathe in your face. The source put it like this (via HSK):

“Jada can’t stand Will’s relationship with Duane. She feels like Will flaunts it in her face, hanging out with him every day and taking him on exotic vacations while she’s sitting home alone.

Will and Jada’s marriage is completely fractured, and it’s only getting worse as Will spends more time away with Duane. I don’t know how much longer they can live this way. It’s only a matter of time until one of them makes the split official and files for divorce.”

HO, PLEASE. Any Scientology minister will tell you that the secret to a long-lasting marriage is to close your nostrils to the scent of wet butt sex coming from your husband’s bedroom and vice versa. That is why I think the world will get a sequel to Woo (please let there be a sequel to Woo) before these two bitches get divorced. Will can frolic over yonder with Duane, Jada can frolic over yonder with her piece and when they need the publicity they’ll frolic in front of the cameras together like one big happy married heterosexual couple. It’s the perfect marriage. If the beard doesn’t itch, why shave it off?

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