You know you have a serious problem when the last thing you see before you shut the skin shutters over your eyeballs is this email:
prince harry showing off his rasta moves in jamaica. stock up on the lube
And you really know you have a serious SERIOUS problem when the first email you see in the morning has a link to the video of PHG riding the invisible pony and this note with it:
Your no-no can thank me later.
The most disturbing part is that one of those emails was from someone who has the name first government name as my mom. WHY?!!!! Rock bottom: That was it. Ayúdame, Candy Finnigan! I need a gingervention.