Wednesday, March 7th 2012
One For The Money, Two For The Show, Three To Get Ready, Now Go, Ginge, Go!
You know you have a serious problem when the last thing you see before you shut the skin shutters over your eyeballs is this email:
prince harry showing off his rasta moves in jamaica. stock up on the lube
And you really know you have a serious SERIOUS problem when the first email you see in the morning has a link to the video of PHG riding the invisible pony and this note with it:
Your no-no can thank me later.
The most disturbing part is that one of those emails was from someone who has the name first government name as my mom. WHY?!!!! Rock bottom: That was it. Ayúdame, Candy Finnigan! I need a gingervention.
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Oh not the Harry is Hewitt's boy discussion again
Have you seen Di's family? Brother, dad, sisters.. all ginge.
Give it a rest, I think he is Charles'.
PHG either looks really good or like Howdy Doody's crackhead cousin.
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Submitted by Whamo on Wed, 03/07/2012 - 2:39pm.
He's going BALD just like his half brother and the guy who's not his father.
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Whamo, this cracked me up! So did the CIRCUS, er... I mean,... court proceedings that followed after that. Case closed! LOL ;D
Hot Ginge definitely has some moves...
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"Kevin Keller will forever be a part of Riverdale, and he will live a happy, long life free of prejudice, hate and narrow-minded people." J. Goldwater
Yes, exactly!
"Submitted by Hekki on Wed, 03/07/2012 - 2:53pm.
I totally would. While I don't think he is handsome, exactly, he has a certain charm which I find delicious. He seems like fun. Woof! Woof!
Submitted by M.E.:
Well FUCK.
*joins the PHG loon tour*
I would only because he gives the vibe of being a complete dirty birdie in bed.
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You got THAT right sister!
he's a pretty damn good dancer. HOOOT!
i think MK has changed my mind about the ginge. that was kinda hot
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And to think if Britain's taxpayers stopped the hundreds of millions per year to prop up this royal family, they could fund all their social programs and poor performing schools.
Such a waste.
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With all due respect to MK - it is a mystery to us how anyone can call that hot.
Submitted by Gardening Girl on Wed, 03/07/2012 - 4:48pm.
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LOL:P
Whamo have I told you lately that I love you...
This makes him even more smashable.
Submitted by IrishFury on Wed, 03/07/2012 - 4:00pm.
Submitted by Whamo on Wed, 03/07/2012 - 3:58pm.
It was simply a slip of the tongue
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Mmmm....
Ok, here's your dick back!
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Why thank you AND I have a 9" tongue and I can breath through my ears;)
He moves pretty good for a white boy . . . I mean, I a ginge . . . I mean, someone in the 0.001% . . . I mean, sh!t - what can I say without getting reported??
Can I at least say that b!tch can bust a move??
Marmite toast for all!!!!
What? my mom's off the boat from England. literally. she came over on a boat.
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I have never loved life so much.
Submitted by Whamo on Wed, 03/07/2012 - 3:58pm.
It was simply a slip of the tongue
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Mmmm....
Ok, here's your dick back!
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Dark-sided!
Submitted by tojo on Wed, 03/07/2012 - 3:43pm.
Submitted by Whamo on Wed, 03/07/2012 - 3:41pm.
Submitted by tojo on Wed, 03/07/2012 - 3:25pm.
Whamo, you don't even know the difference between Charles and Phillip
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It was simply a slip of the tongue, I was under great pressure to put my brilliant defense together in 7 minutes
I think under the circumstances I might actually get Knighted for finally coming up with the indisputable PROOF the picture provided. :)
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You are OUT OF ORDER!!;)
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I'm out of order? You're out of order! You're out of order! The whole trial is out of order!
Submitted by IrishFury on Wed, 03/07/2012 - 3:31pm.
Whamo, I am your Queen of Hearts and you are guilty of ignoring my holla to you down below. You are thus sentenced
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Ah my Queen!, low sweeping bow..I did not see your holla please forgive my ignorance your Highness and a..can I have my cock back, I kinda need it.
ElB lmao!! I could never forsaketh thou.est. *offers spotted dick* What? Supposed to be some kind of food?? Now you tell me. ♥♥
Submitted by christine the hoff on Wed, 03/07/2012 - 3:26pm.
Your honor, my opponent Deb, is out of order!
I demand jail time!
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Bailiff, put CTH in jail!
Did somebody mention mushy peas? YUM!
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
:D
Submitted by Gardening Girl on Wed, 03/07/2012 - 3:42pm.
I admit it!!! I am a closet Anglophile!...I eat Wheetabix, both of the Queen's birthdays are on my calendar, I want a corgi, I drink my beer warm and I love mushy peas!
I'm in love. :)
Submitted by Whamo on Wed, 03/07/2012 - 3:41pm.
Submitted by tojo on Wed, 03/07/2012 - 3:25pm.
Whamo, you don't even know the difference between Charles and Phillip
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It was simply a slip of the tongue, I was under great pressure to put my brilliant defense together in 7 minutes
I think under the circumstances I might actually get Knighted for finally coming up with the indisputable PROOF the picture provided. :)
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You are OUT OF ORDER!!;)
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...the end
Submitted by Sweetas on Wed, 03/07/2012 - 3:40pm.
You'd think Brits would be able to spell English words properly, gah. ;p
How darest thou wench. Whyest thou doeth you forsake me?
I admit it!!! I am a closet Anglophile!...I eat Wheetabix, both of the Queen's birthdays are on my calendar, I want a corgi, I drink my beer warm and I love mushy peas!
Submitted by tojo on Wed, 03/07/2012 - 3:25pm.
Whamo, you don't even know the difference between Charles and Phillip
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It was simply a slip of the tongue, I was under great pressure to put my brilliant defense together in 7 minutes
I think under the circumstances I might actually get Knighted for finally coming up with the indisputable PROOF the picture provided. :)
You'd think Brits would be able to spell English words properly, gah. ;p
Submitted by Gardening Girl on Wed, 03/07/2012 - 3:35pm.
I am!
So you put the U in words? Do you pronounce the H in herbs? :)
I am!
Submitted by Gardening Girl on Wed, 03/07/2012 - 3:32pm.
ElB...I majored in English at college...I'm just ashamed. *blush*
I thought you were American. Leaving out the U?
NO SAVE WHAMO'S WEENIE!!! *makes call to Bono*
ElB...I majored in English at college...I'm just ashamed. *blush*
Whamo, I am your Queen of Hearts and you are guilty of ignoring my holla to you down below. You are thus sentenced:
Off with his dick!
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Dark-sided!
Submitted by liverwurst on Wed, 03/07/2012 - 3:29pm.
He should be KING!
Too late. He's a Queen.
He should be KING!
Submitted by Gardening Girl on Wed, 03/07/2012 - 3:26pm.
*ignores ElB's spelling correction*
I was helping! I was doing you a favoUr!
Thank you Whamo. You may motorboat me now.
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I have never loved life so much.
Submitted by tojo on Wed, 03/07/2012 - 3:25pm.
Whamo, you don't even know the difference between Charles and Phillip!
OH SNAP! What kind of British Royal loving person is Lord Whamo? REPORTED for AntiBritish underhand activities. TO THE TOWER!
oops!
*ignores ElB's spelling correction*
Submitted by christine the hoff on Wed, 03/07/2012 - 3:20pm.
Your Honor, if I may submit, this rather handsome young man is NOT the son of that jug eared exzema face sonofabitch who was married to the desceased!
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This was my star witness!
Good job CTH, I believe it was your most excellent and accurate testimony that truly put us over the top and won the case for us.
Your honor, my opponent Deb, is out of order!
I demand jail time!
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I have never loved life so much.
Whamo, you don't even know the difference between Charles and Phillip!
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My dos centavos...PHG is not Chuck's spawn. She played around too. I think it's that ginge officer she was hanging around with way back when.
I move for a recess due to this GROSS miscarriage of justice!
And Bailiff, give CTH a GAG!
Lastly, apologies for ruining guest's romantic fantasies. ;)
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Submitted by Gardening Girl on Wed, 03/07/2012 - 3:19pm.
Submitted by El Bastardo on Wed, 03/07/2012 - 2:37pm.
I've been at work all week to pay for this ginger twat to prance and mince around in warm climates. FML.
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What...you don't feel honored????
You would think I'd be honoUred but....NOOOOOOO!
Submitted by Deb on Wed, 03/07/2012 - 3:13pm.
Submitted by Whamo on Wed, 03/07/2012 - 3:10pm.
AGAIN, I OBJECT!!!!
Your Honour, I put it to you that photographs are no more DNA evidence than paintings are!
Can photographs not be doctored?
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That's IS a valid point but ah Ya, sorry about that Deb I'd like to help you and all but unfortunately the judge has ruled and the case IS closed.
Perhaps you could file an appeal?
Your Honor, if I may submit, this rather handsome young man is NOT the son of that jug eared exzema face sonofabitch who was married to the desceased!
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I have never loved life so much.
Submitted by El Bastardo on Wed, 03/07/2012 - 2:37pm.
I've been at work all week to pay for this ginger twat to prance and mince around in warm climates. FML.
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What...you don't feel honored????
He's got Charlies close set eyes. He's a flys leg away from being a Cyclops for inbreds sake!