I’m Sensing A Theme

Since today’s theme is hos talking BABIES!!!, here’s home wrecking vanguard Sienna Miller posing with her barely there bump out in British Vogue. Sienna Miller opened up to Vogue to say that she’s closing up about all the details of her pregnancy. Unlike Snooki and Jessica Simpson, Sienna isn’t going to tell you what her pregnancy farts smell like or if she’s having bizarre cravings for strange things like unmarried peen. Sienna ain’t saying shit. Sienna has even vagina swallowed a firewall so that The Sun can’t hack into her uterus (I’m sure they’ve tried). 30-year-old Sienna tells Vogue (via DM):

“I’m feeling fine. It’s all progressing nicely and it’s very exciting. It’s nice to start a new decade.

I’m in my second trimester, so I’m I-can-talk-about-it pregnant, even though I’m under strict instructions not to say anything as it would completely defeat the point of everything I’ve tried to achieve in the last eight years.”

It seems like it wasn’t that long ago when the only thing that could make Sienna Miller shut her mouth was peen attached to a man not wearing a wedding band, and now she’s shutting her lips in the name of privacy. How my favorite man snatcher has grown. It truly is the end of a beautiful home wrecking era. Seeing Sienna hold that memorial wreath over her retired bull dozer vagina has given me the closure I need. Thank you, Sienna.