Thursday, March 8th 2012
The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For March 7th!
The REAL reason for Nick Cannon's kidney failure. - Reesey C
Runners-up:
Thelma & Louise find out the meaning of eternal damnation. - burpfartsneeze
Scientists have developed ways to see images of peoples thoughts. When Justin Beiber was asked what he thought of his girlfriend's pussy, this image came up. - Ransome
You know it's bad when the only people who want pictures of Snooki's uterus is The Weekly World news. - cs182
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Congrats winners. I would totally believe this to be Mariah's ride!!! Way to go Reesey C
Congrats Reesey C for an awesome winning caption! Congrats to funny runners-up burpfartsneeze, Ransome, & cs182!
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
LOL! Congrats guys! That is one hideous little car. Wonder what the house looks like? hahahaha ;D
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"Kevin Keller will forever be a part of Riverdale, and he will live a happy, long life free of prejudice, hate and narrow-minded people." J. Goldwater
Will Smith never understood why the director wouldn't let him use his own car in the Summertime video.
What kind of sick person decorates their car with roadkill?
No wonder Terry Richardson is trying to blow off Hohan's advances... he's got plenty of underage white pussy waiting for him back at the studio.
The Ghost of Celebrity Deaths Yet To Come shows Aretha Franklin what her Pink Cadillac will become if she doesn't change her ways.
The Mariah Carey-mobile by Mattel.
Barbie refuses to ride shotgun in that mess.
Girl, pass me the keys to the "Hello Pussy" Wagon!
In an attempt to illustrate the dangers of distracted driving, the DPS now requires 5 hours behind the wheel of a "Hell o' Kitties" smart car in order to get a teen license.
justin bieber's car is cute ya'll!!!
The car that Paris threw up in...
Jessica Simpson decides to take no chances and decks out her ride to make sure her baby won't be born butch.
That's the car that was used in Back to Fuchsia!
Kitty Kitty, Bang Bang - starring Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon.
Hollywood really just needs to leave the classics alone.
Mimi's altar.
Sneak peak inside Tommy Girl's racing car from "Days of Thunder".
Xzibit has really gone soft.
http://burning-plastic.tumblr.com/
Zen and the Art of KittyKar Maintenance.
Surefire way to get arrested for Driving While Adorable.
Ann Romney's "couple of Cadillacs" raised a few eyebrows, but nobody was surprised by Marcus Bachmann's personal ride.
I thought I saw a puddy tat. I did! I did see a puddy tat!
On the plus side, if you total it, who really cares?
Submitted by perky on Wed, 03/07/2012 - 11:03pm.
AllState protects you from Mayhem, like Mi...Mi.
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hahahahahhaha, awesome!
AllState protects you from Mayhem, like Mi...Mi.
Furious at the attention Shiloh is getting for her red lipstick, Suri Cruise hits the streets of L.A to ensure she'll at least be the first to drive.
It must be Joe Jonas' car. Who else would be surrounded by so much pussy, yet still reaches for the hard pink knob?
In an effort to get Mimi to be self suffecient, Nick Cannon pimped out her Mini Cooper
Submitted by tornadolie on Wed, 03/07/2012 - 10:26pm.
New Fiat: Mariah Carey Edition
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Copy cat. Literally? :) tee-hee
New Fiat: Mariah Carey Edition
Hello Kitty Pace Car: Mariah Carey Edition.
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While Romney has dipped into his fortune to fund his run for the presidency, Santorum's lone splurge has been on a campaign vehicle.
I don't think this is what Newt meant when he told his wife to get a more conservative car.
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If this van's a rockin', don't come....oh who are we kidding? Jennifer Aniston's van ain't ever rockin.
Roman's Revenge indeed....
well played, Nicki Minaj, well played
Poor Selena, Bieber tells everyone it's her car.
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"I'd rather regret the things I've done than regret the things I haven't done." -Lucille Ball-sy
"Toy don't you know you can't escape me,
ooh darlin' 'cause I'll always be a baby..."
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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."
Her new Hello Kitty auto accessories had all her friends saying, "Hello Cunt." ________________________________________________
"I like to dissect girls. Did you know I'm utterly insane?" - Patrick Bateman
"There's a zero...if you look inside my car..."
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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."
I've got good news and bad news, Mr. Cruise. The good news is your sperm is very mobile..."
Hello Kitty ... Goodbye boner ...
The only car in Grand Theft Auto no one has ever stolen.
Mariah Carey's queef is more mature than I expected.
This can't be a photo of Ellen Degeneres' sex drive. Because there wouldn't be a stick shift and the cup size is too small.
Fun to drive, great gas mileage and it licks itself clean.
LMAAAAAOOOO...
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Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on Wed, 03/07/2012 - 6:12pm.
Lee found out the hard way that Hello Kitty really means Goodbye Pussy.
Before the Batmobile, Bruce Wayne 'experimented'.
The Republican Party paid for a mock-up of what a uterus looks like when there's a gay child inside.
Mariah Carey's limousine.
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"This is some Promise of a New Day shit."
For Barbie, math is hard. And color coordination is even harder.