The black cloud of woe is still fucking with the blossom in the garden of dead weeds that is MySpace. Tila Tequila lost the love of her life Casey Johnson, miscarried the baby some say she faked for attention and now TMZ is saying that she’s on her way to a clinic after trying to get a date with the Grim Reaper all week.
Last Wednesday, the ambulance showed up to Tila’s house after her roommate called 911 and told the operator that she was knocking on death’s door all week long. Tila was falling in and out of consciousness in front of the paramedics, so she was taken to the hospital for a psychiatric evaluation. Tila was released shortly after, but her manager called 911 last night to ask officers to check on her ass, because he had a feeling something wasn’t right. The officers showed up to Tila’s house and tried to see if she was okay, but she’s currently in a wheelchair so she couldn’t answer the door. The cops left and she’s resting at home.
Radar says that Tila’s health and mental problems started when a brain aneurysm almost sent her to Jesus. Tila apparently had a brain aneurysm in the middle of the night and while she was in a state of confusion, she tried to stop the head seizures by downing two whole bottles of prescription drugs. Tila threw up the pills and managed to send a strange text to a friend who immediately came over to find her convulsing on the bed. Tila was in ICU for a week and was released two Mondays ago. Radar’s source had this to say about Tila’s traumatic brain experience:
“She was in two hospitals for the span of a week and is still not in perfect health, so she’s going to check into an outpatient program. It’s sad to think she may have some permanent brain damage. She still can’t fully speak properly.”
Where is Daddy Spears, a pot of Velveeta grits and a 5150 from the courts when you really need all of them? Ho needs help. Then she can get better and go back to entertaining us on Ustream with her sex chair dancing moves (but she should wear a helmet next time). Oh shit, it all started with that fucking chair, right? BLAME THE CHAIR!!!