Open Post: Hosted By The Morphing Of Brit Brit's Face

For some strange reason, someone pulled a "Roseanne opening credits" on Brit Brit and made a video of her morphing from baby to crazy to now. It's sort of like watching a Cheetos melt under a McDonald's heat lamps, backwards. Watching it all crash into a pink wig of insanity after KFed and Wonky is creepy, borderline horrifying and I had to look over my shoulder a few times to make sure a green umbrella wasn't coming at me. What I'm saying is that whoever did this, should do this to Lindsay Lohan.... and Mickey Rourke... and Jocelyn Wildenstein... and Jodie Marsh... and you... and you.... and EVERYBODY ELSE. Well, everybody except me, because if you morphed my face from baby to now it would probably look a lot like a worm flaring his anus in slow motion.

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Posted by: Michael K

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Submitted by Albatross on Tue, 03/06/2012 - 5:21pm.

That video is scary. You can see the exact moment (around the 30 second mark) when the light goes out of her eyes.

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Submitted by Gardening Girl on Tue, 03/06/2012 - 5:20pm.

So creepy...I had to see it twice!

Submitted by mike on Tue, 03/06/2012 - 5:19pm.

check this fucker's obit:

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/obituaries/9124613/Lord-St-John-of-Fawsl...

Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Tue, 03/06/2012 - 5:19pm.

LOL breakdown... I think EEG has been to Cambodia....
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Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Tue, 03/06/2012 - 5:18pm.

Submitted by warmjuice on Tue, 03/06/2012 - 6:41pm.
Sinjin with the hot dudes at the end YEAH ;)

Jack- "i have a girlfriend but i do like beer" mean you bi-ish?
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I said I have a girlfriend but nothing wrong with having a beer.... how the hell do you get I'm bi out of that??? and no, not bi... not that there's anything wrong with that.
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Submitted by TheBreakdown on Tue, 03/06/2012 - 5:15pm.

mike:

I kinda agree with you. I watch 'American Horror Story' and when I see her, I think "here's a pretty lady"...but she DOES look a tad weathered for 45. But then again, she is a ginger that probably stayed out in the sun too long growing up or in her youth. All the ginges I know look a bit older than their age, and I don't know if it's because of their fair skin or overexposure to the sun. I have one ginge acquaintance that looks at least ten years older than me, and he is eight years younger than me.

But then again, it could be his coke problem?

Coke is NOT it!

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Submitted by TheBreakdown on Tue, 03/06/2012 - 5:12pm.

In other news, I am going to Cambodia in less than 48 hours. Has anyone been there before and can they give me some tips? I am going to Phnom Penh.

I can't even pronounce that shit...but I's goin'!

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Submitted by mike on Tue, 03/06/2012 - 5:11pm.

I won't lie, in kinda digging the hate I got for saying that Connie Britton (in today's Birthday Sluts) looks rough for a 45yo.

I hope this isn't how it started for Angela...

Submitted by warmjuice on Tue, 03/06/2012 - 5:11pm.

Sinjin with the hot dudes at the end YEAH ;)

Jack- "i have a girlfriend but i do like beer" mean you bi-ish? ;0

Submitted by TheBreakdown on Tue, 03/06/2012 - 5:10pm.

You know why I say Britney should retire and go away?

Because she fuckin' SHOULD!

She's kuh-RAZY! Mentally. I know her fans like to think otherwise, but the proof is in the goddamn puddin' pop. Sane people don't have conservatorships on their asses at 30+ years of age. I have reliable sources that have worked with her and proclaim that she does suffer from several VENTE cups of NOT RIGHT, but since she is basically a corporation more than a person anymore, they pop pills in her ass and toss her on-stage, mental health be damned.

Plus?

It really bothers me when people always say, "Well, she LOOKS good", as if that is the barometer of a clean bill of health. People were saying Whitney Houston looked good until the night she died. If Britney's fans really cared for her, they should know that she'd be better off out the game instead of doing the only thing she very well may know how to do but cannot seem to do fully anymore.

Her eyes are listless and I really feel like if she at least TRIED a normal life, she would realize that being on stage just to be on stage is not everything.

Besides, it's not like she's DOING much of anything on stage anymore.

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Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Tue, 03/06/2012 - 5:08pm.

Submitted by Andrei on Tue, 03/06/2012 - 6:34pm.

I have a girlfriend... nothing wrong with a beer though.

MJT - that's Ft Walton but if you look at all the boats, that place is called crab island... like a floating MTV Spring Break... good. times. A buddy of mine lives right on the intercoastal... has a 26 foot Chaperall (sp?) boat. It's gonna be awesome.
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Submitted by warmjuice on Tue, 03/06/2012 - 5:07pm.

jack-n-the-hat when the work was done (right) I almost cried. I think my mistake too was I went with guys who didn’t work for a main company. After lots of bigoted remarks, uneven cabinetry and clogged toilets I found a dude from Greece that could build a house like a mo. It was a huge relief to have my property value go up with investments instead of down.

Submitted by sinjin on Tue, 03/06/2012 - 5:07pm.

Submitted by warmjuice : My basement looks like jane fondas gym in 1980 but obviously updated. Black ceramic tile on the floor, lights in the ceiling, a bathroom with marble and tile
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Errrm, that sounds more like Olivia Newton-John's set from "Let's Get Physical", lol. :-D
*hands you a nice sample of travertine from Home Depot*

Submitted by Andrei on Tue, 03/06/2012 - 5:04pm.

*nibbles on Cheetos*

Submitted by Andrei on Tue, 03/06/2012 - 5:04pm.

Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Tue, 03/06/2012 - 6:28pm.

Probably a good idea for me to ask if you're single, hehe.

Submitted by sinjin on Tue, 03/06/2012 - 5:03pm.

Submitted by precociousmagpie : When I first read this headline, I thought it said "Open Post: Hosted by Morphine…" and I thought, "Well, it's about fuckin' time."
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BAHAHAHAHAHA! *saves it for a future siggy*

Hey JACK! Go look at bewbies from Sunday, that may make you feel bettah. :-)

Submitted by MissJaneTexas on Tue, 03/06/2012 - 5:03pm.

Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Tue, 03/06/2012 - 6:28pm.

That looks awesome. *plans to stalk*

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Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Tue, 03/06/2012 - 5:01pm.

warmjuice - I understand... but, it really depends on the home improvement company. I have a buddy that owns his own home improv company and he is the best around... much better than any construction company. However, he is a rare breed.

I used to own my own business, we remodeled nursing homes, etc... We were a sub and it's fucking TOUGH getting money out of the general contractors sometimes. But yea, hiring a GC for remodels is usually the way to go...
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Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Tue, 03/06/2012 - 4:58pm.

MJT - look where me and Lil G will be June 1st... she's fucking jazzed up and ready to go... She's never been to the beach.

http://yummyjerky.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/CrabIsland6.jpg

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Submitted by warmjuice on Tue, 03/06/2012 - 4:56pm.

jack-n-the-hat I pay people like you good money to re-do rooms in my house. My basement looks like jane fondas gym in 1980 but obviously updated. Black ceramic tile on the floor, lights in the ceiling, a bathroom with marble and tile better than anywhere ive seen here in MI…I learned the hard way never hire home improvement people- just those that can build a house from scratch- THEY are the ones that can make what is in a person’s head into reality.

Submitted by Sweetas on Tue, 03/06/2012 - 4:55pm.

Re: Brit, I don't think money is the key to happiness. I think love is. *weaves daisy chains for everybody*

Seriously though, can you imagine? Not having one single person in life you could really trust or were sure wasn't using you? Even your parents?? Not one true friend??? That's pretty sad and lonely.

Okay MJT and EC, you have me feeling bad for this 1 percenter too. Damn bleeding hearts!! lol

Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Tue, 03/06/2012 - 4:54pm.

Submitted by MissJaneTexas on Tue, 03/06/2012 - 6:22pm.
JJack has become such an OP TEASE. Pops in, gets us all excited and disappears. RUDE!
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I KNOW!!! she's never on FB either... the tramp.

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Submitted by MissJaneTexas on Tue, 03/06/2012 - 4:52pm.

JJack has become such an OP TEASE. Pops in, gets us all excited and disappears. RUDE!

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Submitted by Andrei on Tue, 03/06/2012 - 4:50pm.

Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Tue, 03/06/2012 - 6:18pm

Haha, sounds good!

Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Tue, 03/06/2012 - 4:48pm.

Submitted by Andrei on Tue, 03/06/2012 - 6:15pm.

LOL, I'll let you know the next time I'm over there....
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Submitted by Sarah Smile on Tue, 03/06/2012 - 4:48pm.

Honestly, I credit much of her breakdown with being way, way, way too sexualized at a young age. Remember that creepy-ass Pepsi ad in which BOB DOLE was essentially ogling her?

Sarah Smile

Submitted by Andrei on Tue, 03/06/2012 - 4:45pm.

Wow. :) My dad is a homebuilder himself. Slow-going in terms of sales, though, sadly. :( Midwest City ain't too bad a drive for me, hah.

Submitted by MissJaneTexas on Tue, 03/06/2012 - 4:43pm.

Submitted by Evil_Cupcake on Tue, 03/06/2012 - 6:04pm.

LOL, Sorry! ;)

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Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Tue, 03/06/2012 - 4:43pm.

Submitted by Andrei on Tue, 03/06/2012 - 6:09pm.

Commercial construction... mainly schools, universities, jails and hospitals. We're doing several jobs in the Midwest city area....
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Submitted by warmjuice on Tue, 03/06/2012 - 4:41pm.

rotten_egg THAT would be a trip

Submitted by iHeartHaters on Tue, 03/06/2012 - 4:41pm.

I loves me some crazy Britshit but someone has waaaaay too much time on their hands!! (says the girl who made a Britney period avvie in rainbow colors)

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Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Tue, 03/06/2012 - 4:39pm.

From what I have read and heard about BritBrit, she is not an intelligent person and she is easily manipulated. Hence, the conservatorship.

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Submitted by rotten_egg on Tue, 03/06/2012 - 4:39pm.

There are two things I noticed in this video: one, her nose job is so clear, she can't deny ever having plastic surgery; and two, her eyes look dead and empty.

I want a morphing video of Angelina Jolie now. I want to see how her face has changed over time.. besides her obvious nose job.

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Submitted by Andrei on Tue, 03/06/2012 - 4:39pm.

Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Tue, 03/06/2012 - 6:05pm.

That is cool. What sort of work do you do? I am near OKC myself. Maybe, I dunno, about 35 minutes away from the Myriad Gardens.

Submitted by Hekki on Tue, 03/06/2012 - 4:37pm.

BorqQueen is totally RIGHT!! You can see when the crazy starts.

And whoever said her kids look just like her is right.

That gave me major sadness.

Submitted by TheHeckler on Tue, 03/06/2012 - 4:37pm.

Was this a faces of Meth video? It worked. I was scared straight!

Submitted by JennyBoom on Tue, 03/06/2012 - 4:35pm.

Creepy, but her face looks decent, with no obvious signs of work being done.

As for that 2007 Crazy Ride, after reading about that Dan Schnieder (producer), what happens to these Disney/Nick girls, it wouldn't suprise me if she was also molested.

And don't get me started on the shit show that is Hayden Panitierre (sp?), Room 23, and the "Madame/socialite"

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Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Tue, 03/06/2012 - 4:35pm.

Submitted by Andrei on Tue, 03/06/2012 - 5:59pm.

I was in Checotah... they are building a new school there. Where are you in OK? We have a bunch of jobs we are working on in the Tulsa and OKC area... just finished working on Myriad Gardens in OKC and LaFortune Golf Course in Tulsa.
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Submitted by heima on Tue, 03/06/2012 - 4:34pm.

I did expect to see the face of the kid from The Exorcist at the end of the video.
Creepy.
I like her better as a brunette.

Submitted by Evil_Cupcake on Tue, 03/06/2012 - 4:35pm.

Submitted by Evil_Cupcake on Tue, 03/06/2012 - 4:34pm.

Submitted by MissJaneTexas on Tue, 03/06/2012 - 5:41pm.

I don't think money should play into if people feel pity for her or not. Yes, she has money, and like you said, was it worth it? I think she would be happy living in Louisiana, Mississippi or wherever she is from, with little or no money, eating Cheetos and just being normal. You hit the nail on the head with being under a microscope. That has to be awful! You can have all the money in the world, and still not be happy, and having a mental illness is a terrible thing, and money cannot make you happy when you are sick.

I don't know why people want her to retire, and go away. She is so less offensive to me than people like Lohan, or Charlie Sheen or even the Pitt-Jolie bunch.

And I disagree with people who say she has NO talent. She was talented in her youth, and you do not have to be a fan of her type of music to see that she isn't the worst person to ever have achieved mega success. If she has a fan base, and people still want to see her shows, buy her records, and if she is up to it, then why must she "go away"? Who is she bothering? The only way she is bothering someone is if they listen to top 40 radio or see her tour. Pretty simple, you don't like her music, don't listen.

I never knew I was so passionate about Brit! DAMN YOU MJT! You started it with your post! LOL! Anywho work is slow, and the clock is even slower, so Brit is a good distraction.

Submitted by Andrei on Tue, 03/06/2012 - 4:29pm.

What is that? What job in bumfuck Oklahoma? All these folks in Oklahoma... we need to meet up.. Y'ALL!

Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Tue, 03/06/2012 - 4:27pm.

Hi, Momus... and Lu32Cy, Der Tee WHORE and everyone else.
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Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Tue, 03/06/2012 - 4:26pm.

Submitted by MissJaneTexas on Tue, 03/06/2012 - 5:54pm

*gag* at wild turkey.... on the other hand, your avie is giving me the tingles...
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Submitted by MissJaneTexas on Tue, 03/06/2012 - 4:24pm.

Submitted by JustJack on Tue, 03/06/2012 - 5:52pm.

JJ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *tackles*

where have you beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeen??

Hi Jack - that sounds awful. Nothing a shot of wild turkey can't cure I am sure :)

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Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Tue, 03/06/2012 - 4:24pm.

JUSTJAAAAAAAAAACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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