The Audacity Of Some Paps!
Some paps obviously need more education in the subject of superstar beauty, because a bunch of them mistook the naturally beautiful international star Debbie Harry for a freckled bag of hardened silicone in a gutter ass wig.
Debbie Harry and Lindsay Lohan are both staying at The Mercer Hotel in NYC, and the paps started screaming the latter's name when the former came sashaying out. This is Debbie Fucking Harry! Show some respect! Does Debbie Harry's lips look like two shellacked uncooked sausage links? No. Does Debbie Harry have two plastic testicle cheeks sandwiching her nose? No. Does Debbie Harry smell like burnt Silly Putty, Red Bull, wet cigarettes and a bull's colostomy bag? Not that I know of, but still. If paps weren't sure, they should've thrown a Ziploc bag full of sea jasper rocks into the street and if she ran after it, then it's LiLo. Mistaking Debbie Harry for Lindsay Lohan is like mistaking a spring daisy for a dusty plastic flower lying on a dirty linoleum tile in the clearance section of a Big Lots. It's truly a sad day when entertainment professionals make mistakes like this.
If I see a clip of the paps screaming Lindsay Lohan's name as Edgar Winter walks out of a hotel, I'm totally going to find a way to get all those not knowing bitches a full scholarship ride to Education Connection.
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Could this finally be the wake up call that LiLo needs. YOU ARE BEING MISTAKEN FOR A 65 YEAR OLD WOMAN BITCH!
And what an insult to Ms. Harry. She is a true icon, all y'all diaper wearing paps better recognize.
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MK, this could have been the Caption This post of the day!
Good one Deb! :P
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Submitted by annobanano on Tue, 03/06/2012 - 2:14pm.
Submitted by Whamo on Tue, 03/06/2012 - 2:01pm.
What is going on with her moonface double chin?
Lindsay needs to stop smoking and THROWING UP. Bulimia can cause that puffiness. And the stomach acid (along with the cigs) would account for that god-awful voice.
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Bulimia really! I don't know anything about that disorder but aren't you usually rake skinny if you're doing that, or she's just a beginner maybe?
Yes, this is a win-win.
I love Debbie Harry! Sexy bitch!
PRICELESS...DEBBIE MISTAKEN FOR A 24 YEAR OLD AND A 24 YEAR OLD MISTAKEN FOR A LEGENDARY ROCKER WHO IS TECHNICALLY A SENIOR CITIZEN (that rocks)
Deb is probably like Lindsay who?
One way, or another, I'm gonna find ya, I'm gonna getcha getcha getcha -- I'll getcha!!!!!!
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Debbie looks great in that pic.
The Mercer is horribly overrated. There are much nicer boutique hotels in NYC.
This is Debbie Fucking Harry! Show some respect!
OFF WITH THEIR FUCKING HEADS!!!!
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Fuckery is what fuckery does.
Submitted by Whamo on Tue, 03/06/2012 - 2:01pm.
What is going on with her moonface double chin?
Don't know the name of the woman Dr on the Today Show, but she commented that Lindsay needs to stop smoking and THROWING UP. Bulimia can cause that puffiness. And the stomach acid (along with the cigs) would account for that god-awful voice.
When you're legitimately mistaken for someone ELDERLY, it's time to stop what you're doing and get your life together. This is so funny that it's not even funny.
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Douchechill!
That first thumbnail, Debbie looks so well and happy it warms my cold black heart.
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I'm gonna add to the more of the same, but you have to re-evaluate your lifestyle when you are mistaken for someone nearly THREE TIMES your age.
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Submitted by PrettyHateMachine on Tue, 03/06/2012 - 2:00pm.
Lilo is looking just nasty as of late.
Lindsay, it's curtians closed for you. And if you ever do flim a complete Lifetime movie, I have a feeling it will be the worst one ever made.
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I'm thinking you may be right PHM, I thought there might be a little light left in her career but I'm starting to think what little light she did have she used to fire up her last hit of crackola
"Debbie Fucking Harry" still looks better! HO wishes, ha! ;)
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"Kevin Keller will forever be a part of Riverdale, and he will live a happy, long life free of prejudice, hate and narrow-minded people." J. Goldwater
Debbie has a great smile.
lilo WISHES she looked as fresh as debbie harry...
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Submitted by rosehips69 on Tue, 03/06/2012 - 2:01pm.
Dang. You know you're doing something wrong in your health regime when, at 25, people mistake you for someone 66. Even someone as fabulous as Debbie Harry.
Ouch.
My thoughts exactly. That's gotta hurt. And also, poor Debbie (oops, I mean DEBORAH), being mistaken for that thing!
Well aren't you just carrying around a big bag of nothing!
At least when Blo was mistaken for Donatella Versayse (ha!) It was a compliment to Donatella because she looks like a thyroidic frog. This right here is just an insult to Debbie.
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Poor Debbie, what a cut! *offers ElB a fresh sock*
What is going on with her moonface double chin?
Dang. You know you're doing something wrong in your health regime when, at 25, people mistake you for someone 66. Even someone as fabulous as Debbie Harry.
Ouch.
I'm on my phone so the photos are small, but I can see how they could have made that mistake.
Debbie looks young. Lindsay looks aged.
Lilo is looking just nasty as of late.
I can see how they could make the mistake with them both dressed like that, but damn..if I was Debbie Harry I would of been pissed if someone mistook me for that thing.
Lindsay, it's curtians closed for you. And if you ever do flim a complete Lifetime movie, I have a feeling it will be the worst one ever made. And that is saying a lot comming from that network.
They do have something in common, they both have class...except Lohans class is A.
This is fucking hilarious.
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Too much, too little, too late to ever try again
Too much, too little, too late, let’s end it being friends
Too much, too little, too late, we knew it had to end
And it's over, it’s over
Miss Lohan appears to be in need of a Gimlet with her Plaza Caesar.
Oh snap!
That made me laugh out loud.
Maybe she will get a clue and get rid of that blond disaster sitting on top of her head.
80s Debbie Harry 8=======D~~~~~~~~~ *sock*
*heart of glass* Lilo wishes she looked that good. Pfft.
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Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Sat, 06/11/2011 - 9:32am.
It's ok to be a redneck by the way.. just don't yell git 'er done because we all hate that.
Debra Harry has ten times the talent of Lilo the double chinned strawhead.
Blondie was hot as hell too!
Damn! Debbie Harry is almost 70 and Lindsay looks exactly like her.
Too bad Lindsay won't even make it to 30.
I truly believe that you haven't begun to scoop up all of life's beautiful moments until you've heard the line "Watch the wig!" from a piece while sitting on their face. - MK