Afternoon Crumbs

Either Megan Fox just sucked on an entire box of Lemonheads or she’s pulled her face into a permanent pucker position – Celebitchy

I’d like to think that’s an anal bead wand that Meryl Streep is wearing as a necklace – Lainey Gossip

Bitch, please, I’d hardly consider the dudes you suck off at Griffith Park as “gay friends” – Towleroad

Kate Beckinsale on Australia’s Men Style – (site NSFW) Drunken Stepfather

Awkward is The Situation trying to tell Jionni that Snooki’s engagement sort of got stuck up in his no-no when she drunkenly fingered him in the smoosh room – The Superficial

That ashy blond wig makes Vanessa Hudgens look like a community college student who was kicked out for getting caught huffing gasoline out of her professor’s car in the parking lot – Hollywood Tuna

The Reunion of Brandy & Monica: The Video! – ICYDK

The who’s who of Valtrex’s most wanted list – The Berry

Vivienne Jolie Pitt’s red lipstick is a direct threat to Suri – Popsugar

For the Johnny Weir in your life: MANTYHOSE! – OMG Blog

Jamie Chung is bow-legged in the eyeballs too – Popoholic

The parties responsible for Piece of Chet Haze get caught on the kiss camera – SOW

Pig, out. – Cityrag

I like Ann Romney’s way of thinking. Let me try this: I don’t consider myself a dumb slut. Nope, didn’t work. – Videogum

Alessandra Ambrosio Salad is posing with a lady shaver while pregnant. HOW DOES SHE DO IT? – I’m Not Obsessed

Terror Reid looks….good? – Just Jared

I think I’m in love with an ATM – The Daily What