Afternoon Crumbs
Either Megan Fox just sucked on an entire box of Lemonheads or she's pulled her face into a permanent pucker position - Celebitchy
I'd like to think that's an anal bead wand that Meryl Streep is wearing as a necklace - Lainey Gossip
Bitch, please, I'd hardly consider the dudes you suck off at Griffith Park as "gay friends" - Towleroad
Kate Beckinsale on Australia's Men Style - (site NSFW) Drunken Stepfather
Awkward is The Situation trying to tell Jionni that Snooki's engagement sort of got stuck up in his no-no when she drunkenly fingered him in the smoosh room - The Superficial
That ashy blond wig makes Vanessa Hudgens look like a community college student who was kicked out for getting caught huffing gasoline out of her professor's car in the parking lot - Hollywood Tuna
The Reunion of Brandy & Monica: The Video! - ICYDK
The who's who of Valtrex's most wanted list - The Berry
Vivienne Jolie Pitt's red lipstick is a direct threat to Suri - Popsugar
For the Johnny Weir in your life: MANTYHOSE! - OMG Blog
Jamie Chung is bow-legged in the eyeballs too - Popoholic
The parties responsible for Piece of Chet Haze get caught on the kiss camera - SOW
Pig, out. - Cityrag
I like Ann Romney's way of thinking. Let me try this: I don't consider myself a dumb slut. Nope, didn't work. - Videogum
Alessandra Ambrosio Salad is posing with a lady shaver while pregnant. HOW DOES SHE DO IT? - I'm Not Obsessed
Terror Reid looks....good? - Just Jared
I think I'm in love with an ATM - The Daily What
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I am not into those fancy cupcakes. I prefer a Drakes yankee doodle or a sunny doodle.
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Submitted by Puppy Love on Tue, 03/06/2012 - 11:00pm.
Before Megan Fox started fucking with her unbelievably perfect face, she was beauty personified. The very fact that she *did* fuck with that face is why Hollywood sucks.
It's not just Hollywood anymore either. Rich, bored housewives in NY are walking around with duck face in epic proportions.
Jirk Cumron's responses "were not loving"? OK, BITCH!
Is drunkenstep talking about PHiltron? ahahahaha!
CUPCAKE ATM?! #IWANTONE! ;D
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"Kevin Keller will forever be a part of Riverdale, and he will live a happy, long life free of prejudice, hate and narrow-minded people." J. Goldwater
I never get why an actress with Hollywood status,like Beckinsale for instance, would do semi slutty posing like that for a men's magazine. I would expect them to leave that to the newbies.
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"We are here on earth to do good for others.
What the others are here for, I don't know."
W.H. Auden
Looks like Megan gets fillers injected into her cheeks such as Juvederm or Radiesse. Too bad so many celebrities are doing this, they turn into Billy the Saw Doll. Makes their faces look fat and distorted. Megan you don't need that garbage. Good thing it wears off eventually. lol
Miss Fox did not need to do anything to her face! She must have listened to a bunch of haters who told her to age herself by getting a bunch of unneeded surgery!
Submitted by Jewslim on Tue, 03/06/2012 - 10:25pm.
If I'm caught at some angles I turn out looking "touched by terry shaivo"
HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!
Before Megan Fox started fucking with her unbelievably perfect face, she was beauty personified. The very fact that she *did* fuck with that face is why Hollywood sucks. It's a ghastly, sick environment when someone who looks that good feels the need to tweak, improve, and "keep up."
This bitch can't take a bad picture. I wish I had that problem. If I'm caught at some angles I turn out looking "touched by terry shaivo" sucks. ALSO..I love cosmos! But I drink then while wearing saddle shoes and swinging around a bag of jalapeno flavored beef jerky. I'm CLASSY damn it!! And why does it seem anglina pigenholed her kids before they are even really old enough to make up their minds? "Allright, Maddox is the edgy asian, shilo your the lesbian, zahara your the artist boho bitch, pax? Who's pax? You get my drift.
Submitted by SANS FARDS on Tue, 03/06/2012 - 9:07pm.
Submitted by orangebella on Tue, 03/06/2012 - 9:02pm.
Why all the cupcake hate??
Nomnoms.
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Okay, cupcakes themselves I have no problem with. In fact, they're usually fucking delicious, especially the funfetti ones...yum! BUT, what needs to end yesterday, is the reality shows devoted to the Art of Cupcakery and the drama involved in baking said cupcakes.
I mean....they're CUPCAKES. Just eat them and that's all there is to it.
I will admit I used to like watching Ace of Cakes, but that was about real cake decorating. I sometimes watch Cupcake Wars and the judges NEVER find a single cupcake that they all rave over, one of the judges being the founder of Sprinkles. I'm like can you ever find ANYTHING you like about somebody else's cupcakes? I mean you give them stupid challenges where they have to use goat cheese and pate as ingredients, do you think the consistency and taste is going to be GOOD? It's a cupcake, not a five-star restaurant amuse-bouche! HUMPH! ::End rant:: lol
Well aren't you just carrying around a big bag of nothing!
"Revenge is sweet and not fattening"
-Alfred Hitchcock-
Geez. . . M.Fox is morphing into L.F.Boyle
Cupcake ATM. . . I Got The Munchies
Tara really does look great! Good for her, I hope she can stay healthy.
@GG - I concur wholeheartedly with the french pedis. Those gross me out. I don't usually mind french manis, but I don't get manis since I cook a lot, and have a habit of biting my nails...I'll only do my finger nails on special occasions. During spring and summer (open toed shoe months), I'll get pedis with solid colors.
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"One does not simply walk into Mordor..."
Submitted by orangebella on Tue, 03/06/2012 - 9:02pm.
Why all the cupcake hate??
Nomnoms.
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Okay, cupcakes themselves I have no problem with. In fact, they're usually fucking delicious, especially the funfetti ones...yum! BUT, what needs to end yesterday, is the reality shows devoted to the Art of Cupcakery and the drama involved in baking said cupcakes.
I mean....they're CUPCAKES. Just eat them and that's all there is to it.
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"One does not simply walk into Mordor..."
Submitted by Hekki on Tue, 03/06/2012 - 8:27pm.
Cupcakes
Louboutins
Cosmopolitan cocktails
Hoof shoes
Things that are DONE and need to stop, but certain female types won't let go.
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Trends for self-infantilizing sexpots who think eating cupcakes over their cosmos while swinging a Louboutin covered foot like a bored child makes guys go hard and stupid. Which it does. Well, that's me done taking a shit on trend obsessed cunts for today.
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Taking crazy things seriously is a serious waste of time."
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Why all the cupcake hate??
Nomnoms.
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"Independent films are those black and white hippy movies. They're always about gay cowboys eating pudding." - Eric Cartman
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Sans Fards, may I add to that list french manis and pedis- especially the pedis! Ugh! Tacky!
Hekki, we can haz mango pudding?
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Tara Reid DOES look good. Maybe she quit the coke. I can't imagine her completely sober, but wow, what an improvement!
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Sans Fards: The "hoof shoes" are the platform shoes that make a woman look like she is prancing around with hooves. Some of them are okay, but they are mostly ridiculous.
I googled "hoof shoes" and got some scary results.
Guys, I like all those things (except the hoof shoes), too, but they're like the expired trendy things that people get all single-minded about. Like they're TOO popular and should have faded but people like my mother try to talk about them to sound relevant. My mother: "Oh, Hekki, you should have cupcakes instead of a birthday cake. They're all the rage now!" when the whole cupcake thing started about 10 years ago and I'm thoroughly sick of hearing about them already.
I'm declaring PUDDING to be the new thing. Yeah. Red Velvet pudding. Orange Creamsicle pudding. Grasshopper Pudding.
There.
Submitted by Bigbendy :
Suri will cut a bitch.......I kid you not.
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I know THAT's true!
Submitted by Hekki on Tue, 03/06/2012 - 8:27pm.
Cupcakes
Louboutins
Cosmopolitan cocktails
Hoof shoes
Things that are DONE and need to stop, but certain female types won't let go.
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I have to say, I'd never heard of a hoof shoe. Then I googled it, and I can easily say that that is the singular STUPIDEST fashion trend ever. Period. There is nothing worse.
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"One does not simply walk into Mordor..."
Submitted by Hekki on Tue, 03/06/2012 - 8:27pm.
Cupcakes
Louboutins
Cosmopolitan cocktails
Hoof shoes
Things that are DONE and need to stop, but certain female types won't let go.
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I can see the appeal of the first three. Cake and liquour, pourquoi pas? I'm not a high heel person, but I can understand appreciation for a pretty, well-made shoe (though not the fetishistic fascination some women have..)
I feel very visceral disgust whenever I see those hoof shoes. You might as well bind your feet.
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Masturbation is not a GD game of Clue, there is no reason to head to the broom closet with a rope and a lead pipe. –michelleb
@Nanners, MF actually has really bad skin, you just can't see it in that light.
Hekki, I love Cosmos! I can't help it!
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Dark-sided!
Suri will cut a bitch.......I kid you not.
I might be willing to drown a baby for Ms. Fox's skin.
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What kind of fuckery is this?
Cupcakes
Louboutins
Cosmopolitan cocktails
Hoof shoes
Things that are DONE and need to stop, but certain female types won't let go.
I think MF looks really pretty here.
Sowwy!
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Dark-sided!
Submitted by zomay on Tue, 03/06/2012 - 7:28pm.
I agree. She keeps a pretty low profile and just hangs out with her husband. I can't really snark on that.
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Douchechill!
Submitted by swarm-of-locusts on Tue, 03/06/2012 - 8:10pm.
Cupcake ATM:
Cupcakes have never been, and will never be, that serious. They're a fucking snack and not even a proper dessert. I don't understand this world I'm living in anymore.
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You don't even know how crazy it can get. Down here in the District there's this place called Georgetown Cupcake (it's on that show D.C. Cupcakes...yeah, they made a reality show about CUPCAKES, smh). The lines are down the block every day since it opened for little overpriced cupcakes with overly buttery icing.
They're so popular that this chick passed out in line while waiting one brutally hot day (the heat can get murderous down in D.C.). She refused to go to the ER because she'd lose her spot in line.
So yeah, cupcakes are SERIOUS BUSINESS.
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"One does not simply walk into Mordor..."
m fox is gorgeous! so is k beckinsale.
'We are responsible for what we do unless we are celebrities.'
Cupcake ATM:
Cupcakes have never been, and will never be, that serious. They're a fucking snack and not even a proper dessert. I don't understand this world I'm living in anymore.
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Taking crazy things seriously is a serious waste of time."
— Haruki Murakami
Even Tara Reid looks better than Lohan.
This picture doesn't do her justice. If you click on the article, she looks the same as she did before. I think we just love to get our Megan Fox fix all the time. We're all sociopathic internet tough guys/gals who are begging for a target, and here she is. Meanwhile, where is Rosie Huntington-Whiteley's career if she was so damn perfect as a replacement in Transformers: Dark of the Moon, huh? EXACTLY! XD
Hey, beats stories about the Kuntrashes!
LOL My bad!
Lol at Paris Hiltons dating history. Somehow I thought it would be more than 44 photos.
Ok Megan please stop, or you wont be able to close your eyes when you sleep!
Angie and Brad's kids will be stunning when they get older. I'll admit that her (Angelina's) wardrobe choices for her kids baffle me...I mean, she's got Maddox all dressed up like Rambo with a mohawk, Shiloh like a skater boy, and Vivi like Joan Collins...but they're super cute nonetheless. Hopefully they grow up normal.
Step awaaaay from the scalpel, Megan...just quit while you're ahead. Man, she used to be so gorgeous.
Kate Beckinsale's still got it!
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"One does not simply walk into Mordor..."
She's so pretty she can't even look bad making that face.
I will admit it, I like Megan F. She stays out of trouble, she has not driven down the wrong side of the freeway at 3am. She has not been caught buying crack. She has not been in a jail cell that I know of....LOL....she seems to be doing healthy shit...good for her.
Submitted by TheBreakdown :
PinkPostIt:
Lara Flynn Boyle would never allow that much fat in her head!
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Megan Fox is such a pretty girl, STOP fucking with your face! that's basically all you have for a "career"!
The little piglet playing with his toy is too cute. And I love that his name is "Ham"let!
The Sprinkles ATM is a good idea, how are they gonna make sure it doesn't run out overnight or something?
Well aren't you just carrying around a big bag of nothing!
Kate Bekinsale is perfection.
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PinkPostIt:
Lara Flynn Boyle would never allow that much fat in her head!
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Cupcake ATM AND mini pigs? YAAASS!
Submitted by TheBreakdown on Tue, 03/06/2012 - 6:30pm.
Someone needs to tell Miss Fox to 86 that look, because for a second there, I thought she was Rumer Willis.
G U F F A W !
ATM Cupcakes...... is this outside a bakery? Cute idea....
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Fuckery is what fuckery does.
I want a lil piggy! So adorable!!
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@TheBreakdown - I thought it was Lara Flynn Boyle.