CROCs and Uggs have some company on the shelf in the DSW franchise located on the ninth circle in HELL! Kanye West keeps trying to be the greatest gift to fashion since the dildo dress and so he designed these dried jizz ball shoes with Giuseppe Zanotti last year. You’d think that fugly shoes like this would immediately be confiscated by the government, sent to torture camps and used by security guards to punish the inmates by making them wear these things while looking in a foot mirror. But no, anybody can buy them now.
Colette in Paris started selling these Kanye shoes and for just $5,887 you too can look like a bushel of anal beads just blew up all over your feet. Yes, SIX THOUSAND DOLLARS! I wake up every morning hoping that someone busts a pearl necklace on my feet, but I don’t want to pay $6,000 to get it. If you do, then why don’t you just pay me $3,000 to down a cup of bubble tea before barfing all over your feet. It’ll look the same and probably be less painful for you.
That top part looks like someone’s beaded bowel movement. Dr. Oz would say that someone is extremely healthy since their shits are banana-shaped, but there’s nothing healthy about putting that shit on your feet.