What In The Hell Kind of GD Shoes Are These?
CROCs and Uggs have some company on the shelf in the DSW franchise located on the ninth circle in HELL! Kanye West keeps trying to be the greatest gift to fashion since the dildo dress and so he designed these dried jizz ball shoes with Giuseppe Zanotti last year. You'd think that fugly shoes like this would immediately be confiscated by the government, sent to torture camps and used by security guards to punish the inmates by making them wear these things while looking in a foot mirror. But no, anybody can buy them now.
Colette in Paris started selling these Kanye shoes and for just $5,887 you too can look like a bushel of anal beads just blew up all over your feet. Yes, SIX THOUSAND DOLLARS! I wake up every morning hoping that someone busts a pearl necklace on my feet, but I don't want to pay $6,000 to get it. If you do, then why don't you just pay me $3,000 to down a cup of bubble tea before barfing all over your feet. It'll look the same and probably be less painful for you.
That top part looks like someone's beaded bowel movement. Dr. Oz would say that someone is extremely healthy since their shits are banana-shaped, but there's nothing healthy about putting that shit on your feet.
via HuffPo
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This is typical of blacks. They have no taste when it comes to fashion.
let them eat cake!
Oh, that's it; I'm getting into the shoe business...I can cobble something way better than those turdy things. I have some maxi pads, duct tape, glitter and popsicle sticks and I will charge....ummm....$5,676.92 for a pair. Suck it, Manolo Blahnik I am the shoe magnate now!
"Shut up, bitch - it hurts to be beautiful" - Richie K. 2005
Goddang those are FUGLY.
A blind man could take materials from the dollar store and make something better looking.
Kanye is mentally retarded!
And no, I'm not trying to insult anyone here except for Kanye, who is a complete horse's ass.
(whose music sucks and I hate his ego and personality)
We'll be seeing Beyonce in these hideous shoes any day now.
More ugly than Fug! Whoever buys these, deserves them.
Q: what kind of insecure female douchebag would spend 6k on a pair of poorly made shoes from someone who doesn't have an ounce of design talent?
A: Jennifer Aniston
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Aniston is artistically, intellectually and reproductively barren.
Paltrow is every argument against nepotism rolled into one.
An unfortunate collision between bedroom slippers and ho shoes.
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LOL @ Ba-buttons
Looks like cauliflower bumps. Blech.
Blue Ivy's baby booties! It makes sense now.
http://burning-plastic.tumblr.com/
Well, you know what they say - a fool and his (her) money are soon parted.
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Is that like....macramé?
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It's already tax time again!? Guess I gotta get my trusted tax adviser, Stephen King, on the phone STAT.
WTF?! Kanye West should just disappear from Earth.
I truly believe that you haven't begun to scoop up all of life's beautiful moments until you've heard the line "Watch the wig!" from a piece while sitting on their face. - MK
why not just make a pair high heel wedges wearing a hat, earrings, necklace, shirt, pants, watch, and a pair of shoes. Then, throw a wig around the ankles and stop this fuckery of fug shoe competition.
Meh, I've seen worse.
I do like the big black letters that say "A BIG COCK SMOKING FAG DESIGNED THESE IN HIS DREAM FACTORY/CLOSET"
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Submitted by jazzfish_77 on Thu, 01/19/2012 - 11:56am.
Liver spotted hand
Groping while I cry inside
Merit badge and meth
they might not be too bad if you got rid of the two top rings of gauze or rolled wool scarf or whatever that shizz around her ankles is.
Super fugly fashionista victim shoes. Those fashion designers would staple licorice to wood, strap it to the feet of a 6'5", 120-pound model, charge $5,678.90 for it, and some idiot would salivate over it.
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This looks like some mess a high schooler posted on her "How To" Youtube video page. How to make "fancy" shoes with your mother's old pearls,a pair of pumps from Charlotte Russe and a glue gun! Voila!____________________________________
"I was half a virgin when I met him!"
-Mean Girl,Regina George
When was his collection shown and what was the name?
Submitted by Mama Bear on Mon, 03/05/2012 - 5:56pm.
It looks like medical supplies wrapped around an old pair of Candies.
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It does! All we need is some reddish wound seepage to complete the look.
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
That's a, a, I don't know what that is. Is it really a shoe?
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"Two whores don't make a right"-- M.K.
"Any guy who values stick thin and young over smarts and personality isn't worth it and has NOTHING interesting to say anyway."-- Mrs. Kravitz
FUGLY as shit! Are they made out of baby seal fur?
I know what he is going for here, this type of beadwork is very common in parts of Africa.
That said, the shoes look disgusting
@HEkki, those are SO Lil' Kim' style!
I've seen uglier shoes.
And I can totally see J Lo or Kim K or BEYONCE wearing these.
It looks like medical supplies wrapped around an old pair of Candies.
These "shoes" (and I use that term loosely) would look better if we took off all of the white crap and left the gray and black part and connect the two in the front with a t-strap. And oh, drop the last 8 and 7 off the price.
oh the fuckery.
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What's even worse is this in the only thing that's been picked up from his line for retail. His shit was BAD. The reviews are mostly pretty negative, but I also read he's taking it quite personal that nobody liked his shit.
He thinks by going to fashion shows he's become a fashion designer. These shoes are testament to the fact that that's not true.
I want to see pictures of the bitch who actually buiys and wears this shit.
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"If French is the language of love, then Spanish is the language of badassery!" -MK
Submitted by davidbowiescodpiece on Mon, 03/05/2012 - 5:41pm.
LOL! Good one.
Um. Kayne designing high heels? So he can wear them, maybe? They also are ugly as fuck and make no sense.
Them's some Falcor shoes. Looks like Atreyu should be riding atop them.
Can we place a few steaks underneath the straps while Kim Kardashian is wearing them and then throw her into a piranha-infested body of water?
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Submitted by Whamo on Mon, 03/05/2012 - 5:08pm.
You're makin WAY TOO MUCH if you can afford 6K for a pair of shoes.
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People that buy these (if anyone does) don't make money; they have money.
Kanye West does not care about shoe people?
http://burning-plastic.tumblr.com/
U-G-L-Y, you ain't got no alibi, YOU UGLY!!! Seriously, why on earth would anybody willingly put those on their feet and then pay $6k for them? Talk about out of touch with today's world.
Well aren't you just carrying around a big bag of nothing!
Are those band things crunchies?
at first I thought they were like roll top socks. I'd like that better, they might be comfy!
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"That's what Jesus would do. Give you a blunt when you're down." MK
"I'm from the New Jersey where we say "AYY! FUCKA YOUA PIZZA PIE!!!" " Sucky
Yes I'd be embarrased to wear these, but I'd be equally embarrassed to tell anyone I was wearing Kanye West.
Kanye West please sit your overrated untalented, pompous ass down.
Kanye should charge more for this high art!
And Pearl Necklace on your feet, MK - hahaha
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Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Sat, 06/11/2011 - 9:32am.
It's ok to be a redneck by the way.. just don't yell git 'er done because we all hate that.
You're makin WAY TOO MUCH if you can afford 6K for a pair of shoes. If you bought THESE ugly fuckers for 6K you're also STUPID and without ANY sense of taste. I don't know shit about shoes but these really are ugly even without knowing Kanye designed them.
Oh, I found the Laundromat culprit who keeps on stealing my tennis white socks.
Those look kind of comfortable, actually.
Miguelina I'll pay you $100 to paint your toenails!!! we can paint them white and pretend its my jizz (aka your favorite thing)
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.