March 5, 2012 / Posted by:

I don’t know what’s more terrifying: those jorts or LeAnn Rimes bestiality beej face?

LeAnn Rimes and her arch rival Brandi Glanville both resisted the urge to beat each other in the head with their rock hard titty balls and temporarily put all their differences aside for the sake of the kids a photo-op! During Brandi and Eddie Cibrian’s son’s soccer game in L.A. yesterday, she put on a manufactured smile for the cameras even though she knew there was a good chance she would get kicked in the froat by one of LeAnn’s studded hooves. But LeAnn didn’t do that. The malnourished Falcor played nice.

You’re probably thinking that this just shows us that a pap’s camera lens is so powerful that it can bring two fame whores together, but I know what’s really going on here. LeAnn obviously believes that you keep your friends close and your enemies even closer. You keep your enemies so close that they’ll slowly begin to trust you and won’t see it coming when you eventually gnaw their face off and wear it over yours as you let out an evil neigh over the transformation finally being complete! I see you, War Horse. I see you.

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