Monday, March 5th 2012

Patricia Heaton Is Still The Worst

As your ass already knows, 12 advertisers of Rush Limbaugh's radio show dropped like a dick coming off of Viagra after he called Georgetown student Sandra Fluke a slut and prostitute for testifying before congress (after she was denied the first time) that she thinks insurance companies and schools need to include birth control in their drug plans. Just like Rush, noted dumb fuck Patricia Heaton thought Sandra Fluke was saying that taxpayers should pay for birth control, which personally I wouldn't mind. If birth control was free and you could easily get it all sorts of places including the bar, humanity wouldn't be shaking in fear over the spawn of Snookicoming at us in a few months. But that's just me, and Patricia Heaton obviously disagrees with this, because bitch let out a steaming pile of CRAZY on her Twitter last week. Patricia went after Sandra Fluke and while doing so, offered up some shitty money-saving tips. You can thank Aunt Patty later:

After a whole lot of shit came at Patricia for Tweeting this mess, she shut down her account before opening it back up a few days later to apologize to Sandra Fluke for not showing "Christ's love." Okay, but Patricia also needs to apologize to us sluts for giving us some bunk ass money-saving tips. I mean, turn your panties inside/out so you only have to do laundry every 2 weeks and will have enough money to buy birth control? Everybody knows that sluts don't wear panties! That tip does not apply to us. Chonies just get in the way. That's why my slut uniform is a jumpsuit with booties sewn into the legs. One piece to slip off and one piece to slip on.

Also, is Patricia serious with that whole "stop buying toothpaste and soap so no one will want to sleep with you" thing. Stupid bitch is just embarrassing herself now. Ho has obviously never heard of these two words: GERARD BUTLER! That slut has taint mold for days and yet he still gets heaping amounts of ass. Oh Patricia, you obviously need more sluts in your life.

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Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on Tue, 03/06/2012 - 10:31am.
TrashyWilma (I believe) said it best- politicians are no longer here to work for us. They're here to protect themselves and their interests and the greater good of the people comes second (or third or fourth) to their need to maintain their own standing and comfort.

That being said, there is no one solution or person who is going to fix what ails each and every citizen of this country. What I'd like to see is someone who is less concerned with being righteous and more concerned with understanding what the people of this country need to have security. All these hot button "issues" are smoke screening larger problems and taking focus away from where it needs to be. It's not the people of this country who need fixing necessarily. It's not the gay people, not the women, not the college kids, not the tax payers, the middle class or the unemployed who need fixing. It's the government and politicians who need to get their heads out of their own and each other's asses and get back to doing their job as it was intended to be done. The alternative is continuing on this path of bickering amongst ourselves and continuing to lose power over our liberties and lives.

I don't agree with calling anyone a slut just for admitting they are having sex, and need to use birth control. Thank God they want to be responsible! However, no, I do not feel it's fair to charge ME the middle income tax payer for said birth control. If insurance companies are made to offer it as a copay, fine. We really need to get away from thinking the government is our parent and learn to take care of ourselves as much as possible. Yes the poor need help, yes the elderly need help, but by God if you are healthy enough to go to college and have sex, you need to get a part time job and pay for it or abstain (it is not mandatory that everyone have sex).This is just my opinion, I apologize in advance for offending anyone.

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Submitted by kate773 on Tue, 03/06/2012 - 11:02am.
I'm a moderate conservative but this situation this week has me depressed. I can't remember the last time I saw such open hatred and disrespect for women in general.

Viagra is covered, but birth control is not. What medical problem does Viagra take care of other than sexual dysfunction? BC can control ovarian cysts, endometriosis and menorrhea. But women are sluts for using BC. I'm no feminazi by any stretch but this is fucking outrageous.

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Growing up a lot of my friends in high school had to go on birth control - not because they were sexually active but because they were having issues with their menstruation. They were not having sex, they needed the hormones for health issues.

I cannot believe we've been reduced to this kind of debate over freaking BIRTH CONTROL PILLS. This is a conversation between us and our doctors - not old hateful men slandering us.

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http://www.thedailyshow.com/watch/mon-march-5-2012/extremely-loud---incr...

^This.

And as Jon Stewart so eloquently put it: "If you don't want your taxes paying for stuff you don't like, WELCOME TO FUCKING REALITY!"

I don't enjoy paying for oil subsidies, the war in Iraq or Fat Limpballz Viagra. And Patricia is one to talk, she belongs to a union & has health insurance FOR LIFE.

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And for those people who are recommending Planned Parenthood, don't forget to support them financially. Right-wing religious zealots are trying to take them down, too, so there won't be any options at all anymore.

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And then just a few days ago we have Mary Franson, here in Minnesota, comparing people who use food stamps to wild animals. Which was almost as bad as when Michele Bachmann said that unemployed people should stave.

I think there are been a lot of people over the past few years, who never have been on assistance, who needed some help since there were NO jobs for awhile. And i'm sure having to ask for help was the last thing that they wanted to do, even more so getting looked down upon and judged by these asshole public servants.

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I'm a moderate conservative but this situation this week has me depressed. I can't remember the last time I saw such open hatred and disrespect for women in general.

Viagra is covered, but birth control is not. What medical problem does Viagra take care of other than sexual dysfunction? BC can control ovarian cysts, endometriosis and menorrhea. But women are sluts for using BC. I'm no feminazi by any stretch but this is fucking outrageous.

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don't want to jump into the fray, but i have to get this off my chest. it's interesting how women issues, such as abortion, birth control, etc always turn into such a shit storm in this country, with every person thinking they have a right to tell women what to do. it especially burns me when a man does it.

i don't recall a moral discussion when Viagra or Cialis were introduced. doesn't that encourage men to be sluts? like i said i don't want to get political but i just wish women would be trusted and allowed to make their own decisions without being used as fodder to advance someone's own political and moral ambitions.

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Birth control is not that expensive, I'd rather subsidize birth control for everyone in the US and maybe even other countries, and it wouldn't be nearly as expensive as what we pay the military complex for their wars.

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Viagra is covered by insurances o there should be coverage for the pill which does have medical reasons other than preventing pregnancy.
Also what were Heaton and Limbough using for contraception, he was married 4 times yet has no kids and she had no more kids after her last pregnancy.

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regarding PP, maybe it's because she's already paying for health insurance through the school, and the point is that birth control coverage should be part of any basic health insurance plan.

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"Submitted by hellooworld x_x on Tue, 03/06/2012 - 10:30am.

and is there any particular reason this student couldn't walk her broke ass down to a Planned Parenthood and pick up a 6 month supply of pills for free? if this mandate goes to the Supreme Court, and they'll start looking at this at the end of March or so I've read, it should be overturned since its clearly violating the First Amendment.
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I've never received anything for free at Planned Parenthood cept for condoms. I believe they only have particular brands of Pills at the clinics. Different people need different pills.
It won't be overturned, btw. "Promoting the general welfare" and all that..clearly Constitutional. But what do I know...this is the same SC that thinks corporations are people. What a bunch of crooks.

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"Submitted by Frank N. Beans on Tue, 03/06/2012 - 2:35am.

I agree. Women should be mad as hell that their rights have been decided for them and that Obama and his administration knows better than their church, their doctors, and most importantly, themselves."

What ARE you talking about? Most women are THRILLED about not having to pay a co-pay for their birth control.
President Obama does "know better" than someone's church who tells them that contraceptives are abortion.

and is there any particular reason this student couldn't walk her broke ass down to a Planned Parenthood and pick up a 6 month supply of pills for free? if this mandate goes to the Supreme Court, and they'll start looking at this at the end of March or so I've read, it should be overturned since its clearly violating the First Amendment.

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TrashyWilma (I believe) said it best- politicians are no longer here to work for us. They're here to protect themselves and their interests and the greater good of the people comes second (or third or fourth) to their need to maintain their own standing and comfort.

That being said, there is no one solution or person who is going to fix what ails each and every citizen of this country. What I'd like to see is someone who is less concerned with being righteous and more concerned with understanding what the people of this country need to have security. All these hot button "issues" are smoke screening larger problems and taking focus away from where it needs to be. It's not the people of this country who need fixing necessarily. It's not the gay people, not the women, not the college kids, not the tax payers, the middle class or the unemployed who need fixing. It's the government and politicians who need to get their heads out of their own and each other's asses and get back to doing their job as it was intended to be done. The alternative is continuing on this path of bickering amongst ourselves and continuing to lose power over our liberties and lives.

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Whamo, in question of size, I hope you err on the side of caution! Don't be modest now! ;P Hahahaha

Actually, it's wonderful MK makes this space available for debates like this!

OT: checked her Twitter yesterday and she was still mentioning the poor gir! What a dork!

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"Tweaton".

Eff that slag!
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Oh and who is this stupid gash and why do we give a shit about her opionion no matter how ignorant it is?

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Submitted by Whamo on Tue, 03/06/2012 - 9:36am.

WOW, that was quite the shitstorm, Sweet Geezuz!

I wouldn't touch this debate / argument with a 8 inch unprotected cock!

*closes thread door quietly...with his 8 in. unprotected cock*

FTFY

BYW, do you think Heaton's insurance covered her massive plastic surgeries because she has to look good for her job? LOL

Submitted by grommet on Tue, 03/06/2012 - 9:13am.
Whoever said people should have the right to their opinion with no backlash or forced apologies... LOL.

You have the right to say any goddamned thing you want and everyone else has the right to shit all over those words. That's the way it works.

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Yes, BUT, one also has to accept whatever repercussions happen. We all know Rush Limbaugh only apologized because a lot of his sponsors dropped him as fast at they could. And that is THEIR right. So, Rush, if you lose your job for being a big fat idiot, well then accept it like a man.

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I really think it's unethical for health insurance companies or (hospitals for that matter) to be for profit businesses. People's health should be more important that making money. If you want to get rich, get into another line of work. (....As I write a check out for $150 to pay the bill I got for going to my doctor just to get a prescription reordered, took him 5 seconds)

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Has anyone bothered to blame the greedy fucking insurance companies at all????

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What a fuckwit!

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Devil's advocate.

We could just print out that Glamour Shots photo above and tape that up in our bathrooms/bedrooms...BAM!! Instant, free birth control for EVERYONE.

Shut up stupid ass. You're a flipping sitcom actor. You are taking your self-importance waaaay too seriously.

Submitted by Whamo on Tue, 03/06/2012 - 9:36am.

I wouldn't touch this debate / argument with a 8 inch unprotected cock!

*closes thread door quietly*

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Whamo, it is people like you with the raunchy comments that make me fall in love all over again with this site. This comment gave me a much needed laugh!

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Yes, you can say whatever you want, this is America, and I'm going to tell you the reason we do that is so that we can easily spot the assholes.

You can make your opinion known without being mean and ugly about it.

Thamar's picture

From US News and World Report Cost of Birth Control

Human decisions are for the most part made based on emotions. Unfortunately this is proven and the case most of the time. All of us who are able to think beyond our own ballywicks once in awhile, especially Heaton and Limbaugh, who have such big fucking fat mouths, need to struggle harder to be more rational in public pronouncements. Make more of an effort to be fact based. Limbaugh and Heaton incite emotions for the wrong reasons, self-acclamation mostly it looks like, because they are major egotistical assholes. This behavior is the very definition of evil. See no attempt at goodness in either one of them. Just grandstanding blowhards.

Whamo's picture

WOW, that was quite the shitstorm, Sweet Geezuz!

I wouldn't touch this debate / argument with a 8 inch unprotected cock!

*closes thread door quietly*

parkerj's picture

I never much paid attention to Patricia Heaton, but those string of tweets - when there is the internet and information about what we are actually debating available - shows she's a nasty, mean cunt, ready to lash out and point fingers at anybody else.

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Submitted by grommet on Tue, 03/06/2012 - 9:13am.
Whoever said people should have the right to their opinion with no backlash or forced apologies... LOL.

You have the right to say any goddamned thing you want and everyone else has the right to shit all over those words. That's the way it works. (Thank god.)

EXACTLY.

One of the definitions of "not end well" in the dictionary of truth is: "crackhead leading a crackhead to Mexico..." MK--8/20/11

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Also, Rush didn't apologize because people called him out... He apologized because he was losing sponsors. Big difference.

grommet's picture

Whoever said people should have the right to their opinion with no backlash or forced apologies... LOL.

You have the right to say any goddamned thing you want and everyone else has the right to shit all over those words. That's the way it works. (Thank god.)

Submitted by liverwurst on Tue, 03/06/2012 - 8:08am.
The American way is SUPPOSED to allow freedom of speech and opinion. Nowhere in the Constitution does it say "except Rush Limbaugh" or "except Kirk Cameron." Everyone has a right to their opinion with out backlash or forced apology. For instance,not long ago a gay male couldn't speak publicly about his life without fear. It doesn't matter what a person believes or what they say: They still have a right to believe it and say it
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Why are you here? If everyone has a right to their opinion without blacklash, then you shouldn't be arguing with others. See how silly that is?

The American way was to protect freedom of speech so you wouldn't be thrown in jail for calling politicians idiots. It wasn't so you could say whatever the hell you want without facing consequences. If my boss tells my coworker his ass is too fucking fat, don't you think there should be consequences for my voicing my opinion?

The apologies were forced yes and therefore completely meaningless. Both know they are going to lose sponsors for behaving quite childishly.

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Thamar - great points. I agree.

Event Horizon, you are really stuck on that $5, huh? It's more than that, I just used it as one example. We have four generations working on my project, only one has been reprimanded over and over again for abuse and always do they say they are entitled. Always.

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heaton's a cunt...limbaugh is a fat junkie prick....can we talk about jobs, bringing our troups home, clear air, clean water, gas prices...let's keep our eye on the prize...
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Submitted by Spaz de la Whoreta on Tue, 03/06/2012 - 2:42am.

@spaz...i tip my hat to you, girl!...and my contacts and glasses are so crucial to my overall well being, that if i can't see, i can't hear...lol! _____________________________________________
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Thamar's picture

Everytime a person spews hate in the name of Jesus Christ I get really fucking pissed off. Patricia Heaton is a major asshole and I hope a lot of folks get in her face for the rest of her life for this one. What a fucked up KNOW FUCKING NOTHING BITCH! She should stfu as she knows diddly squat!

One of the major reasons we have unwanted pregnancies, especially among the young is that girls feel that if they ask for birth control that makes them a slut, exactly as Rush and Patricia describe. So these young girls beginning their sexual lives are left stranded with no one to talk to and they go ahead and have sex in this
confused way. They don't start thinking they need protection until after they get pregnant.

The problem with birth control is psychological every fucking time. We have the science, we have the products to do the job. What is needed is love and compassion for everyone reaching out for the love of another human being and minimizing the risk of doing that. That takes compassion.

OVERPOPULATING THE WHOLE FREAKING PLANET OUR NUMBER ONE ISSUE PEOPLE!!!

I fucking hate this hateful UNLOVING UNCHRISTIAN BITCH. PATRICIA HEATON YOU SUCK!

Are your kids all virgins asshole? Have your four boys gotten anyone pregnant? Have any STD's? Do you even know? STFU.

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Submitted by liverwurst on Tue, 03/06/2012 - 8:08am.
The American way is SUPPOSED to allow freedom of speech and opinion. Nowhere in the Constitution does it say "except Rush Limbaugh" or "except Kirk Cameron." Everyone has a right to their opinion with out backlash or forced apology. For instance,not long ago a gay male couldn't speak publicly about his life without fear. It doesn't matter what a person believes or what they say: the still have a right to believe it and say it.

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I don't think anyone is saying that he doesn't have a right to say these things. We also have a right to respond to what he says. There are CONSEQUENCES for behaviors.

One of the definitions of "not end well" in the dictionary of truth is: "crackhead leading a crackhead to Mexico..." MK--8/20/11

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While campaigning against Hilary Clinton, and again in during the debates Obama admitted he believes marriage is only a union between one man, and one woman. Where where you guys then? Then he throws the gay community a bone by DADT repeal however continues to ignore the Constitution of the fucking United States! Yeah, go ahead and vote him in again and see what happens :joke broke, unmarried and lied to...again.

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The American way is SUPPOSED to allow freedom of speech and opinion. Nowhere in the Constitution does it say "except Rush Limbaugh" or "except Kirk Cameron." Everyone has a right to their opinion with out backlash or forced apology. For instance,not long ago a gay male couldn't speak publicly about his life without fear. It doesn't matter what a person believes or what they say: the still have a right to believe it and say it.

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Tax payers pay for schools. Where would the schools get the contraceptives?

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I am English and no one I know thinks it's cool or eccentric to have a baby at an early age, it's seen as chavvy.

In fact a lot of people I know are child-free in their thirties. They are eccentric though. My brother has a handle bar mustache which has won him an army of followers.

Thank you. That response earlier was so silly I couldn't be bothered to respond.

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Come on folks - this tireless crusader paid for her masses of plastic surgery without any government help. Look at her sessiness and tell me she doesn't know what she talks of. Listen-up because she was on a tiresome sit-com a hundred years ago and won't let anyone forget.