Patricia Heaton Is Still The Worst

March 5, 2012 / Posted by:

As your ass already knows, 12 advertisers of Rush Limbaugh’s radio show dropped like a dick coming off of Viagra after he called Georgetown student Sandra Fluke a slut and prostitute for testifying before congress (after she was denied the first time) that she thinks insurance companies and schools need to include birth control in their drug plans. Just like Rush, noted dumb fuck Patricia Heaton thought Sandra Fluke was saying that taxpayers should pay for birth control, which personally I wouldn’t mind. If birth control was free and you could easily get it all sorts of places including the bar, humanity wouldn’t be shaking in fear over the spawn of Snookicoming at us in a few months. But that’s just me, and Patricia Heaton obviously disagrees with this, because bitch let out a steaming pile of CRAZY on her Twitter last week. Patricia went after Sandra Fluke and while doing so, offered up some shitty money-saving tips. You can thank Aunt Patty later:

After a whole lot of shit came at Patricia for Tweeting this mess, she shut down her account before opening it back up a few days later to apologize to Sandra Fluke for not showing “Christ’s love.” Okay, but Patricia also needs to apologize to us sluts for giving us some bunk ass money-saving tips. I mean, turn your panties inside/out so you only have to do laundry every 2 weeks and will have enough money to buy birth control? Everybody knows that sluts don’t wear panties! That tip does not apply to us. Chonies just get in the way. That’s why my slut uniform is a jumpsuit with booties sewn into the legs. One piece to slip off and one piece to slip on.

Also, is Patricia serious with that whole “stop buying toothpaste and soap so no one will want to sleep with you” thing. Stupid bitch is just embarrassing herself now. Ho has obviously never heard of these two words: GERARD BUTLER! That slut has taint mold for days and yet he still gets heaping amounts of ass. Oh Patricia, you obviously need more sluts in your life.

via Hollywood Reporter

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