Tuesday, March 6th 2012
The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For March 5th!
Republicans are often asked what will be done with all those unwanted babies if abortion and birth control are outlawed. Their solution? Clothe the homeless with them. - turnelbup
Runners-up:
Can somebody give Jessica Simpson a C-Section already? Look at her, she's bursting at the seams! - cs182
Beyonce had a whole tree of Blue Ivys to pick from. - daisy100
Not having a stroller large enough, Brad & Angie have switched to velcro. - AbFab
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@gladyslove - No, Hon, it doesn't disturb me. What does disturb me is the fact that certain people would take our choices away. You made your choice, and I made mine. I'm happy with mine, and I guess you're happy with yours. That's what freedom is all about, no?
Submitted by turnelbup on Tue, 03/06/2012 - 11:02pm.
Congrats to all the winners and thank you to everyone for your good wishes!!!!!
BTW, I got pregnant once and, yes, had an abortion. Damn glad I had the right to do it.
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Your caption now takes on a whole new meaning; and it is quite disturbing.
It seems that your "choice" bothers you a lot more than you would like. It's unfortunate that you will have to live with the consequences for the rest of your life.
Congrats to all the winners and thank you to everyone for your good wishes!!!!!
BTW, I got pregnant once and, yes, had an abortion. Damn glad I had the right to do it.
When I was young and foolish I was a liberal. Then I got pregnant. Now I am wiser and a conservative.
"Abortion is the sacrament of Liberalism and the party of Death"
Wow, and I thought my NMBLA caption was controversial.
*chanting as always*
Shut the fuck up kid, you're in my closet now.
daisy♥xoxoxoxoxo all were funny, congrats to all the winners!
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"That's what Jesus would do. Give you a blunt when you're down." MK
"I'm from the New Jersey where we say "AYY! FUCKA YOUA PIZZA PIE!!!" " Sucky
Hmmm?
Clothing for the homeless
or
ripped into shreds inside the womb?
Which would you choose?
*in best Breaky voice* Security!!!
"Republicans are often asked what will be done with all those unwanted babies if abortion and birth control are outlawed."
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What a load of horseshit and misinformation.
Republicans have NEVER said they want birth control outlawed.
We wish you'd actually use birth control pills or Norplant or foam or a sponge or a hand job, a blow job or anal...a hundred positions in coitus that won't get you pregnant.
Just another scare tactic by the Libs, like "Republicans want old people to starve."
We certainly are against monstrous abortions in the third trimester unlike your Messiah, President Baraka.
Abortion is the sacrament of Liberalism.
The Party of Death.
Congrats winners!! Excellence all the way around. cs182 nice to see you up there again and LMFAO @ turnelbup!
Excellent! You all are so creative and funny.
Congrats, winners! You rock.
Congrats!!!! All of these rocked.
Wow!! CONGRATS WINNERS!! You are amazingly creative! I love every one of these!!
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Hahaha! Love them all!
Oh, the Hularity.
*chanting as always*
Shut the fuck up kid, you're in my closet now.
Excellent! Congratulations winners!
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"Kevin Keller will forever be a part of Riverdale, and he will live a happy, long life free of prejudice, hate and narrow-minded people." J. Goldwater
I hate it when the tag says "dry ween only"
K-Fed's got the worst case of the babies. Are we really surprised?
"Daddy Don't Cha Walk So Fast"
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"That's an awfully high horse sir, may I pet him?"
Oh, Billy Bob. It's been 10 years. Face it, Angelina ain't coming back.
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My obsessive fascination is in your imagination.
Body by Angelina.
It's all fun and games until someone ends up all covered with babies.
...Parents who would like to bring their children up in a gender-neutral world have a new super hero on their side!
Even Kim Kardashians pap smear is multi cultural
Each doll illustrates a part of the body Madonna's had a "procedure" on.
Georgetown introduces its new mascot after renaming its football team the Rush Limbaughs.
Jim Bob's sperm under the microscope.
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Rush Limbaugh's Dominican babies opt for the class action paternity suit.
Alright, who farted?
Still haven't lost your baby fat?
RokaWhore presents the Chia Baby Blue fatten my wallet bitches collection.
MEGA-DUGGAR IS BORN!!!
No,no,no. This is all wrong! I asked for a NAVY suit with a 450 THREAD count.
"In medical news, scientists have discovered a new sexually transmitted disease called Duggarrhea that causes excessive baby growth in stupid people. Public health officials are concerned this outbreak could eventually to the lead to the idiocracy predicted by Mike Judge..."
Not to be rude or anything, but those babies make you look fat.
Okay, Patricia Heaton. Hope you enjoy keeping the welfare dads living high on the hog.
"Beyonce, I borrowed a few of your pillow babies!"
Lost in Translation - George asks that his new Italian piece get all dolled up.
Having killed off all his grandparents to get bereavement leave from work, Evil Eddie hatches a plan.
NAMBLA'S interpretation of the PETA slogan: "Rather be naked than wear fur" failed to catch on.
*chanting as always*
Shut the fuck up kid, you're in my closet now.
Jealous of Angelina's Oscar night leg thrusting, Octomom thrusts some legs of her own.
*chanting as always*
Shut the fuck up kid, you're in my closet now.
This guy is truly a proponent of the no child left behind policy.
Not having a stroller large enough, Brad & Angie have switched to velcro.
Michele Duggars vagina finally exploded.
Brad. Enough.
Jeez, Brad Pitt looks terrible.
K-Fed agrees to pose naked for a little extra cash
Michelle Duggar joins the cast of Transformers 4.
Submitted by Hotmami on Mon, 03/05/2012 - 5:13pm.
This wasn't what Kate had in mind when she told Jon to wear the children out.
Ha!!!!!!
Pedobear has a lot of explaining to do...
Karma is a bitch, isn't it Maury?