Sunday, March 4th 2012
Birthday Sluts
Ivy Queen (40)
Andrea Bowen (22)
Whitney Port (27)
Len Wiseman (39)
Chaz Bono (43)
Patsy Kensit (44)
Evan Dando (45)
Sam Taylor-Wood (45)
Jason Newsted (49)
Steven Weber (51)
Patricia Heaton (54)
Mykelti Williamson (55)
Catherine O'Hara (58)
Adrian Zmed (58)
Emilio Estefan Jr. (59)
Ron Moss (60)
James Ellroy (65)
Bobby Womack (68)
Paula Prentiss (75)
Carroll Baker (81)
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You left Brooklyn Beckham off this year, is it because you couldn't remember how old he was.
If that picture is saying they are 40 they need to add another 20 years.
HB Caroll Baker
Happy Birthday Catherine O'Hara and Sweet Home Chicago. I wish I could afford to move back.
If this FUG "chick" is 40, then I'm 21!!!!!!!
I think she's a reject from RuPaul's Drag Race!
Or Bret Michaels old show on VH1 where they had a lot of skanky bitches.
La Caballona is looking like Amanda Lepore... whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy????????????????
Happy birthday everyone.
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"Two whores don't make a right"-- M.K.
"Any guy who values stick thin and young over smarts and personality isn't worth it and has NOTHING interesting to say anyway."-- Mrs. Kravitz
mike, what's the Lemonheads story?
HB, Catherine O'Hara (AKA Lola Heatherton)!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7tgPSNsm1o0
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Evan Dando's 45? Jesus that makes me feel old. I have a good story about The Lemonheads (before they were well-know and sucky).
Happy Bday B-day to a lot of today's sluts. I'm too lazy to do shout-outs.
Anyone else remember "He & She?"
Cool show, but I just never could with Richard Benjamin. I think all the assholes he played in movies ruined him for me.
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"End well: this isn't going to." - MK
Happy birthday to Patsy, Patricia, Catherine, James, Bobby, Paula, Carroll & all the bday sluts.
To the vision of loveliness, Ivy Queen, "Hello Gorgeous!"
Happy "10th" Twat Muffin! haha ;D
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"Kevin Keller will forever be a part of Riverdale, and he will live a happy, long life free of prejudice, hate and narrow-minded people." J. Goldwater
Submitted by jerseygirl17 on Sun, 03/04/2012 - 12:24pm.
Is this Daisy the Rock of Love chick's mom?
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a friend pf mine assisted on a photoshoot with that Daisy de la Hoya chick, and posted the pics on FB. I couldn't even "like" the pics to support her, because who the fuck works with that gross pig?
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Guess it's over, the kicks are gone
What’s the use of trying to hang on
Somewhere we lost the key
So little left for you and me
And it's clear to see
HB Paula Prentice - born on Chicago's centennial. Anyone else remember "He & She?"
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Aniston is artistically, intellectually and reproductively barren.
Paltrow is every argument against nepotism rolled into one.
Catherine O'Hara. LOVE YOU.
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Three days since the living room
We realized we're both to blame
But what could we do?
Yesterday, you just smiled at me
'Cause it'll still be two days till we say we're sorry
I seriosuly thought that was amanda lepore
Twat Muffin I didnt even notice the wonkey boobs. I was so mesmerized by the polyester nest on her head.
What is that wonky-titted thing? If she's 40, I'm 10!!!
Green Tea Latte -- Chicago is 175??? HB to my home town -- YAY!!!!!!!!!!
Yup it is, lets go get our deep dish, Eli's, Vienna hot dog, goose island, and Italian beef on!
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Someone by the bar keeps looking at us dancing. I see him starring at me, I see what he wants be
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Mr. Mercury ♥
Is this Daisy the Rock of Love chick's mom?
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I refreshed the page and my PENIS WAS GONE! -- SugarFreeRedBull, MicroPenis Advocate
This tranny is 40! No way. It looks like Joan Rivers got her whore on.
*choking* 40?!
A mess... MK should've used this pic: http://mtvtr3s-com.mtvnimages.com/flipbooks/121711/la-escalera-ivy-queen...
Still don't despise her like I do Jenny Rivera...
Happy Birthday Chicago! 175 today!
Hi hookerz! Its been a minute...
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Someone by the bar keeps looking at us dancing. I see him starring at me, I see what he wants be
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Mr. Mercury ♥
Ronn Moss looks pretty hot in this weave, if you ask me.
Hey D-listers... some one catch me up .. how was Lohan last night?
Who is this genetic error? This is 100% woman like I am Michael Jackson. 40 years old "only"? In an alternate universe, thats for sure.
Love me some Ivy! QUEEN! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lbpr-mEEnRo&ob=av2e
HB to the funny, talented and underutilized Catherine O'Hara!
Very scary, yet not as scary as Patricia Heaton.
40? In what universe?
wow! just wikipedia this mess and read she is a genetic female. trippy!
Happy bday Ivy
http://mtvtr3s-com.mtvnimages.com/flipbooks/121711/la-escalera-ivy-queen...
HB Catherine O'Hara and Chaz!
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"I prefer my pieces the same way I prefer my Slim Jims, long, lean and mute" --the incomparable MK
Oh, and HB Chaz. Looks like you've been laying low from the media whore complex of late. J'approve!
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"End well: this isn't going to." - MK
How is it that all Trannys look the same? Do they visit the same back alley plastic surgeon or what?
HB Paula Prentiss - gosh, time to go re-watch "Where the Boys Are."
HB to the divine Catherine O'Hara - and thanks especially for the million stoned laffs you gave me back in the SCTV days.
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"End well: this isn't going to." - MK
Chaz Bono is 43 and his(?)Ken doll parts are 2,3?
http://youtu.be/i9WOdnR-Nfs
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I'm not a living legend. I'm just a myth.
HB Ronn Moss. Who has really aged from "My God!" to "My God!!!". In different ways.
But now I live my life from day to day
'Cuz I wouldn't have it any other way.
Whether I'm twelve or whether I'm sixty-four
I spend my time like there ain't gonna be no more.
RIP Ronnie Montrose, dead at 64. http://audioinkradio.com/2012/03/ronnie-montrose-dies-64-slash-alter-bri...
http://youtu.be/i9WOdnR-Nfs
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I'm not a living legend. I'm just a myth.
*side eyes the "40" claim*
HB James Ellroy, Paula Prentiss, Catherine O'Hara and Patsy Kensit who played Daisy's daughter in the Redford/Farrow "The Great Gatsby".
I should slap myself now because the first name that popped out to me was Adrian Zmed.
Excuse me while I softly wail in the corner....
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And Happy Birthday to James Ellroy, you dark, twisted motherfucker.
Happy Birthday, Ivy Queen, reggaeton queen!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0IQGvu12K58
Good morning/day, all!
Happy Birthday to Mykelti Williamson and Catherine O'Hara. I'm loving him on Justified and when are the Christopher Guest peeps coming out with a new movie already!?
HB as well to James Ellroy. I could have sworn he was older. Fucked up guy, but talented writer.
ANOTHER Lilo post MK????
*chanting as always*
Shut the fuck up kid, you're in my closet now.