Hot Slut Of The Day!
Roxy Hardy (as played by Leilani Sarelle), Catherine Tramell’s crazy, murdering lesbian lovah in Basic Instinct. When the cinematic masterpiece from the gods Basic Instinct first came out, my young ass wasn’t allowed to watch it since my mother felt that ice pick murder, pussy shadows and Michael Douglas’ bare ass was not something a 13-year-old should see. I know, I wish I would’ve told my mother that I was going to grow up to be a big immoral slut anyway, so she shouldn’t have wasted her energies on trying to stop the inevitable.
Anyway, when I finally watched Basic Instinct, I learned that, yes, all the hype for Sharon Stone’s coochie was called for, but where was the love for the extremely hot Roxy? Roxy’s face was always set to BITCH and she taught us that breaking out 80s aerobic moves on the dance floor during the 90s is okay. Roxy also taught us how to spy on your piece on the dance floor while busting out extra sweet moves. Watch and learn (at the 2:00 mark):
Taking the focus off of a topless dude in a black vest by doing the side-to-side bob is just one of many of Roxy’s gifts.