Gabriel Aubry's House Isn't Fancy Enough For Nahla
Gabriel Aubry has made a lot of coins from flashing his nipples and beauty in ad campaigns for Charisma, Louis Vuitton and True Religion, but he still doesn't have enough money to give his daughter Nahla the fancy life she's accustomed to. Nahla's childhood will be scarred unless there's the roof of a mansion over her head and she's got a Blue Ivy-approved wardrobe in her solid gold dresser. Gabriel can't pay for that fancy shit himself, so he's asking a judge to force Halle Berry to fill his gold digger jar with enough money to rent a fancy house, buy Nahla fancy clothes and take her to visit his family in Canada on a fancy plane. Basically, Nahla is THAT fancy.
Gabriel wants a chunk load of money including $15,000 to $20,000 a month to rent a house. The judge was supposed to rule on this mess next week, but it's been pushed into April. Gabriel is in danger of losing his custody rights of Nahla, because of the whole "nanny accusing him of raging on her" thing, so the family law judge is waiting for a decision from the dependency judge before ruling on the money thing.
These crazy ass bitches have to get crazy over the tiniest things. You know, I barely visited my dad after my parents got divorced, but when I did I had to sleep on a pull-out polyester couch (again, a polyfuckingester couch) in the living room. That shit was busted and I think the springs in the janky mattress took my butt virginity way too soon. Did my dad ever drag my mom to court to get her to give him enough money so he could give me the life I was accustomed to by renting a glamorous 3 bedroom tract house complete with a bedroom set from Levitz? No, but he should've, because I had to go through his bedroom to get to the bathroom and one time I caught him getting down with my one-legged stepmother. I haven't been the same since. So I say, get that money, Gabriel!
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Louise, you aren't alone! Poor piggy!
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I don't understand why his place has to be equal to Halle's. As long as she has her own room, it's safe and clean, etc. It doesn't have to be a mansion.
Kids don't care. They really don't. As babybunny said. All they really want is a loving, approving, present parent to interact with them when they need it.
They don't even need a bunch of toys. My kids have a room FULL of toys but they'd rather cut up empty cereal boxes and paper towel tubes . Any parent can attest to that.
Submitted by louise_brooks on Sun, 03/04/2012 - 5:25pm.
Not related to anything, but is that pig on the right side freaking out anyone else or is it just me??
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I'm no Miley Cyrus fan myself, but really...
Just kidding, louise_b! Yes, that pig is very disturbing.
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Not related to anything, but is that pig on the right side freaking out anyone else or is it just me??
He's only doing what tons of women have done. Geez, I wonder how Migraineuse would skew this one to make Gabriel look like an oppressor or a misogynist!
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It would've been better for Halle to go to a sperm bank. Like others, I think Halle only got with Aubry to have a child, now that whole thing of pretending to be in this serious relationship has backfired for her.
Hahaha, this is such a bitch move, he wants some pay back. I can't blame or hate him for that, if Halle wasn't so crazy this would have never happened.
haaaaaaaaaaa! I hope he gets it too! F*cking crazy halle.
Fair is fair..women have been doing it for years. The whole idea of support is to allow the child the same lifestyle that she would have had they not separated, so Halle needs to give a little.
On the one hand, he looks like a K-Fed University graduate with this request. On the other hand, he hasn't been able to work steadily since Hallie will run to court the minute he has to change a visitation date for work. Both those too-cute-for-commonsense hos need to be sat down and forced to do what a mature adult decides is best for Nahla.
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Taking crazy things seriously is a serious waste of time."
— Haruki Murakami
Despise them both. Her crazy is well known, but he's an enabler who also pushes her trigger buttons. Poor Nahla. That girl has to grow up with two screwball, selfish parents.
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so he wants the judge to help him hide from his daughter the fact that male models don't make any money? how about just getting a job that pays more? Yes, you might have to actually work instead of just standing there, but you'd also make enough to pay for your own lodging
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Aniston is artistically, intellectually and reproductively barren.
Paltrow is every argument against nepotism rolled into one.
Mama Bear, right? Remember Two Guys?
Here's one:
"If you've got a passion for fashion,
And you've got a craving for savings,
Take the wheel of your automobile,
And swing on down to IDEAL!"
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Submitted by Deb on Sun, 03/04/2012 - 4:40pm.
JINX MAMA BEAR! BUY ME A COKE!
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I know1 I got excited by an east coast reference!
Michael K can you please take the dick out of your mouth and update us on Christina Hendricks's naughty pictures?
Submitted by treasure on Sun, 03/04/2012 - 4:18pm.
crazy halle should have used a turkey baster if she didn't want to have to deal with a baby daddy when she dumped him for someone prettier...and doesn't she always?
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WORD! Why all the drama mama?
JINX MAMA BEAR! BUY ME A COKE!
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
One legged step mothers having sex would scare me away from sex for life, that or turn me into a slut, glad to see you took the slut route MK! BTW, Halle may be a total bitch but I don't respect a man who wines, get your own damn house and money and stop making drama, the kid knowing kids really don't care if it a shot gun shack or a mansion as Long as there is harmony, toys, food and friends...she does understand discord and fighting though, give her props for that.
MK, thanks for the Levitz reference. Hadn't thought of that store in decades.
"You'll love it at LEV-itzs!"
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
"You'll love it at LEVITZ!"
Halle is a fucking cunt for doing her best to spread her own daddy/race issues to her daughter, when the girl's daddy clearly loves her and wants to be in her life. What a selfish fucking bitch. I cannot stand people who use children as pawns in their fucked up mind games.
I don't see a problem with this. I'd say it's pretty common in seperation/divorce to try and keep the two homes 'equal' it's just normally the other way around. You just have to know how to spin it properly so it looks like you only have the childs best interests in mind.
GET MONEY, BOY!!! Get it before it gone.
Halle is lucky he did not go after her for child support the day he left her crazy ass.
If the money roles were reversed then people would say she is entitled to a huge chunk of child support. California is a 50/50 state so the kid deserves the same standard of living in both homes.
CokeyBloke, SURE we can! BRATTY BRATSTER!
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Deb: right?!! I know we can't say it, but she looks so bratty!
Oh, this is why I love you, MK. Forget Gabriel. Your ability to inject some humor into things that would make someone else punch a hole through a wall is formidable!
I don't really have a couch but you could sleep over still...head to toe, of course!
I know that this is just one picture, but Nahla looks like an entitled little monster already....
No hate for Gabriel's grown-out blond/dirty brown locks?
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Busted home, weekend warrior, sofa surfer here. This shit is crazy.
crazy halle should have used a turkey baster if she didn't want to have to deal with a baby daddy when she dumped him for someone prettier...and doesn't she always?
if Gabe was really just after her money he could have gone afer it long before this...but the crazy assed bitch keeps pushing him.
team GABE all the way, baby!
sorry halle...more money doesn't make you the better parent...pay up, sweets!
Normally, I hate golddiggers, but after all the bullshit Halle has done, he deserves every cent he can get from her.
Get.That. Money.
Edited to add: I mean, the cunt implied that he was MOLESTING Nahla. Why hasn't she been psychologically evaluated?
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Time cast a spell on you but
You won't forget me
I know I could have loved you but
You would not let me
-Fleetwood Mac
Halle just should have gotten a sperm donor instead of trying to latch on to a man!
Now she gotta pay!
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Submitted by Tigerlilly on Wed, 11/16/2011 - 6:45pm.
BITCHES, WE ALL GOOD. When will you whores not figure it out? You got the sweets 'tween yo' legs, WORK IT!
HHAHAHA to Gabe and MK!! You get that money, should have thought of it sooner! As for "springs in the janky mattress" taking your butt virginity too soon - sometimes you take what you can get... ;)
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I like Gabriel, he's a loving devoted father and he's gorgeous.
MK, love your real life stories! "Bedroom set from Levitz", hahahaha!
I hope he leeches every last red cent out of that crazy vindictive nutbag. Get that money, hottiepants.
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MK you said it, "you hardly visited your dad". That's probably because your mother was the primary caretaker with all the responsibility while probably working full-time.
This leach is showing his true colors.
Halle can buy her all the fancy clothes She needs. This jerk just needs to work on his anger and goldiigging issues.
No wonder he was trying to date KK, she's a millionaire.
"So I say, get that money, Gabriel!"
I say get that money too, bitch! Normally I would scream gold digger, get a job! Especially with pretty boys dating way richer women, but Halle Berry is a crazy ass stone-cold petty bitch, who put this guy through the ringer due to her own childish bullshit, and is trying to make it difficult for him to see his child,so yea, I hope he milks all he can from that twat.
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I want you to get on them fat chubby knees and take muh manhood in to your sugarwalls!-Early Cuyler -Squidbillies-
Polyester?? QUELLE HORREUR!!
And Heather Mills is your stepmom? Who knew?
Co-sign with Lucifer-Sam (get that money Gabri!). Also, one-legged bitches need love too!
OMG, now MK has me laughing at the disabled. My sincere apologies to his one-legged stepmom. *chuckles some more*
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"We are here on earth to do good for others.
What the others are here for, I don't know."
W.H. Auden
Don't get mad, get rich. Go Gab, Go!
Take her for all the money you can get, I say.
She fucking deserves it for the way she's acted. The split started with him not wanting a dime from her; then she turned into the fucking cunt from hell, so he should get that fucking money.
OMG Michael K-you are the best and funniest.
tooo funny. love ya! keep them coming!
Sex on legs. Yum.
Your stepmonster only had one leg, MK? That's frightful!
I really hope Gabriel doesn't out himself as a jerk. I'm totally on his side for now.
But $15K a month for housing is outlandish.
MIGUELINA ONE LEGGED STEPMOHTER? NO PUEDE SER
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.