Everybody's Titty Pictures Are Leaking!
And by "everybody" I mean Christina Hendricks (who is EVERYTHING) and that Olivia Munn person. You might have been wondering why every chichis-lover with internet connection in your life locked themselves in their bedrooms today and stuffed a towel at the bottom of the door so their musky fap fumes don't get out. Now you know why. Cell phones pictures allegedly of Christina Hendricks and Olivia Munn with their titty balls out somehow made their way onto internet this holy day and I fully expect both of them to pull a Blake Lively by saying, in their best Shaggy voices, that it isn't them.
For real, though, some of those pictures might not be them. The picture of Christina's magnificent chichis in their nipplelicious glory could almost be anyone. It could also be a rare picture of the fluffy clouds in heaven since I'm pretty sure that's what the landscape in heaven looks like. You can judge for yourself by grabbing your Detective La Toya kit before clicking on this NSFW link (via ONTD).
And those captions to Chris Pine on Olivia's pictures are all kinds of hilarious. I need her to write my Craigslist ads! If Olivia wrote that shit, she should really quit everything she's doing and write comic book porn full time. And about that "big, long dick" thing, we all need to see that receipt, in high-res and laminated form preferably.
UPDATE: TMZ is saying that a few sources close to Olivia Munn claim that the pictures without her face fully showing are not of her. Olivia has posted those other pictures on her Twitter before. So there's nipples in the pictures, but the nipples in the pictures do not belong to Olivia Munn.
SECOND UPDATE: Christina Hendricks' rep tells TMZ she was hacked and all those pictures are of her except the full nipple one. So just like Olivia, the nipples ain't hers.
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Christina looks better than she ever has on a red carpet in the photo with the glasses.
I think the nipple pic could be someone else (or not), someone at the tabloids could easily get a pair of tits to go with their "oh so not risque" other pics to make it seem legit.
If you have nude pictures of yourself on your phone obviously you want to be "hacked."
Of course those aren't her funbags maybe she didn't finish paying for them yet.
I don't think Hendricks has ever looked better. And I actually mean that. She is super sexy even with her army issue glasses and dirty t-shirt (I have been there, sister).
I don't know how people think one "relates" to Christina Hendricks. Most thick girls do NOT look like her, they just THINK they do. She wears the shit out of her curves. She wouldn't even have half her appeal if she were thin. Stunning. Just stunning.
Her husband is a lucky man.
Olivia Munn? I just can't.
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Submitted by sonah22 on Mon, 03/05/2012 - 2:56pm.
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Christina was good in Drive, I think she is a good actress if only she would get more of a wide range.
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Submitted by Vern on Thu, 12/01/2011 - 10:52pm.
Wow Allesssssaaaandro McGosling.
Submitted by Allessandra on Mon, 03/05/2012 - 2:48pm.
Agreed, though my naive self didn't want to believe it. But I think these girls take a ton of pictures of themsleves like some of my friends do, and like I did when I was 22 and desperately in need to be "hot" at all times, especially on myspace or something. It's attention starved behavior.
I also don't get that with all the phone hacks, we don't ever read scandalous text messages or controversial conversations, because you'd think there'd be plenty of those on phones too. It doesn't make sense.
As for other actresses who don't do it, they're also more serious about their careers and wouldn't risk it. Hendricks should be focusing more on getting a variety of roles. She has a look that could work in indie film or some sensual drama or even comedy if she tried. I'm sure she's trying to get them, but leaking boob pics (if she did) will get her stuck on the bombshell typecasting road.
Submitted by sonah22 on Mon, 03/05/2012 - 2:39pm.
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I am convinced that 99% of the time this so called "leaked" riqsue pics of celebs on their phone is leaked by them or they leave the phone somewhere where they know its gonna get leaked by someone else.
You never see that kind of pics from women like Cate Blanchett, Rachel Weizs, Meryl Streep, do you??
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Submitted by Vern on Thu, 12/01/2011 - 10:52pm.
Wow Allesssssaaaandro McGosling.
Submitted by Allessandra on Mon, 03/05/2012 - 2:37pm.
I cant warm up to Christina, I also find her too be to chunky and her face is nothing special. I think her appeal is that more women can relate to her.
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Meh, had a best friend who looked similar in high school, but with more chunk in the boobs and hips. Believe me, there were few women relating to her lol. She could be in a bathroom line, a drive through, in the library...no matter where she was, she could get a man at the drop of a hat, that bitch! ;)
I understand sending pics to the boyfriend, but these actresses, for the most part, already have plenty of pictures out there to send people. This Munn loser has tons of bikini pictures that look exactly like the ones she took at home. How hungry for pictures of yourself can you get? And I think she's fooling herself if she thinks the nerds like her. Nerds like Tina Fey, Kristen Wiig, Winnie Cooper, shit like that. She's being used for shows to get ratings and she doesn't even know it.
As for Hendricks, that t-shirt one is gorgeous. It's a nice one to send to the bf, and it's obvious it's for him considering the mags and television never let her do "cute" or just regular girl, even though plenty of regular girls here in Texas look like that. *Adjusts glasses*
I cant warm up to Christina, I also find her too be to chunky and her face is nothing special. I think her appeal is that more women can relate to her.
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Submitted by Vern on Thu, 12/01/2011 - 10:52pm.
Wow Allesssssaaaandro McGosling.
I never realized that Christina was so chunky.
I agree with the rest of you... always delete your own sexy pictures right away! But just because you delete them doesn't mean that the person who you send them to will do the same. I know someone who has sexy pictures of me from over a year ago. It's a chance that you take.
christina hendricks is so damn fine its stupid.
Look, I get it. When you are forced to be far away from your s.o. you might have to get creative with pics and video over the phone. But delete that shit! All it takes is for you to leave your phone at a bar or a store and then a stranger has access to everything!
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Sorry, just because a yellow toothed redhead has giant sized flotation devices doesn't make her relevant in my book. She is just one of those overrated bitches that was in the right place at the right time and if it wasn't for MAD MEN she would still be an unknown. She does nothing for me except validate that there will never be superstar beautiful actresses like YESTERYEAR...think Grace Kelly, Elizabeth Taylor, Ava Gardner, Greta Garbo. Compared to these ladies Henrdicks is a pig. I said good day.
quit pushing those huge tittyballs in my face, it's not going to make me like them...GROSS. And tell that ginger to get her fucking disgusting teeth cleaned already. There is no excuse to neglect your teeth. Oh, right nobody is looking at her teeth they are looking at her freak show beach ball tits. OMFG
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This is why I don't bank on my phone... Just can't trust they're secure enough yet... ;)
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Submitted by Das ist ein Dreck on Mon, 03/05/2012 - 11:31am.
Yeah, I didn't expect a tutorial and it wasn't my intention to get info on how to do it myself. I just totally forgot about the WLAN stuff and was just thinking aloud how people can hack your phone.
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Submitted by Die gelangweilt... on Mon, 03/05/2012 - 9:10am.
Can someone tell me how you can hack a cell phone? Especially if it's an iPhone as Hendricks used it which doesn't have blueooth.
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Cell phone hacking is not a rocket science, yet still a bit more complex to be learned from a single forum posting.
Iphones may not have bluetooth (although the newer ones do) but they have WLAN.
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Meh... both are pretty boring to me... I must admit the pic of Hendricks in the glasses made it twitch, other than that I've got a big bag of nothin...
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Wow, Chris Pine is way less Nilla Wafer than I thought.
Hendricks looks sweet and sexy. Munn looks trashy and desperate.
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I think the reason people are put off by Munn's pics is because she's a no-talent.
Hendricks may be known for her boobs, but she is great on Mad Men. I love every scene feature her.
Christina Hendricks is a goddess.
Olivia Munn is so desperate it's embarrassing.
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Sweet Geeezuz, leave the glasses on, leave that little shit on and COME HERE BABY! yowza!!!
Can someone tell me how you can hack a cell phone? Especially if it's an iPhone as Hendricks used it which doesn't have blueooth.
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I guess it's just coincidence that Hendricks photos got "hacked" right around the time Mad Men is about to start up. No such thing as bad publicity. As far as the Munn chick, if you willing screw Brett Ratner you are not above anything.
Christina Hendricks - uhm, not my type. Too chubby and her monstaboobies cannot make up for that, especially since it is confirmed without any doubt (check an old Penthouse photospread of her) they are plastic.
Olivia Munn - no clue who that is. She's giving me vibes like she's comfortable displaying herself as a fuckable object rather that an actual person. The average east-european lesbian porn model looks 100 times more breathtaking but still more natural and real.
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she is so sexy, especially considering the pics the other day of the starving skankalina..
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Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Sun, 03/04/2012 - 7:01pm.
Submitted by SANS FARDS on Sun, 03/04/2012 - 6:41pm.
Why does she get a pass for her bewb shots while Olivia gets shade thrown at her?
I get "cute and sexy" from Christina's slut pics.
I get "try-hard, haggard, rode-hard, stinky old cheap whore" from Munn's.
This. ^^^
I also agree with whoever said WTF kind of shit is Olivia into? One of the captions says something like, "shove your dick in my mouth until I cry and choke." WTF????
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I often agree with what you say, but doesn't this seem a bit textbook mysogynist?
Forgetting the fact that Olivia is Olivia and she may have leaked these herself, and that she also pretty much makes her career with magazine bikini shots, and ignoring personal tastes and the captions:
It seems a bit questionable that everyone laudes Christina's pics for basically being "demure" while the more direct, sexually explicit pictures are derided. I totally see the "try-hard" and "cheap" here, but where is "haggard" and "stinky" coming from? Anyway, if we're going to be real, Christina pretty much sells herself with her body the same way Olivia does--she gets her work because she has giant tits and a frame to balance them out, and she certainly doesn't make an effort to hide it. She just might be slightly more embarrassed, or better at feigning modesty.
Oh my god. Tell me Munn did not write those captions! I'm not against kink or the dom/sub thing, but I think if you're actually writing that stuff out to be titillating, rather than actually doing it, going overboard is just not sexy.
Otherwise, meh. They both look good naked. Olivia has ashy elbows?
Christina is all kinds of sexay.....even though, I do feel bad for her that her phone was hacked. I would just die!
And yes, we all know that Munn chick leaked hers and it is nothing we haven't already seen. She is decent but kind of generic to me.
Also surprised that we have not seen any dick photos....but then, again, I am not that interested. I find they all kinda look the same....except for the turtle necks I suppose. I have only ever saw one non-circumcised dude.
I want Migraineuse to tell Hendricks that having to screw-on watermellons does not equal having a personality.
*hums 'Nobody Does It Better' in the background*
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olivia munn--yawn--NEXT!!
Submitted by Caramel on Sun, 03/04/2012 - 10:07pm.
No OP today so can I ask if anyone else was disgusted by the fawning profile of Terry Richardson ("The Naughty Knave"...) in todays NY Times?
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You're not alone. Terry is and remains a talentless hack. Good for him if he can still draw young/beautiful clients, because frankly, he sucks! ;)
OT: So the photos were hacked? Yikes, that's scary!
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Better titty pictures leaking than the titties themselves.
Can't believe a tall, fit, pretty girl would put those grotesque implants into her body. Just because they got her cast on "Mad Men" doesn't mean Christine Hendricks will ever work again with flotation devices under her chin.
BS on the nipple pic not being Christina's. Everything matches, from the tone of her skin to the bland colored clothing she seems to love. Oh, honey, we've all been caught flashing. Raise your chin and keep on walking.
how can you deny the photo with the nipples showing is not you, when you admit that the photo of your cleavage (which is being viewed adjacent to the nipple photo) IS you? the peaks of her mountain tops are identical. there is an epidemic of celebs denying the obvious lately, and i blame the pr. someone had to have rewritten the pr book to just say "deny deny deny. the public is stupid. deny deny deny." SMH.
This is the difference between normal people and celebrities: normal people keep their faces out of the shot, but celebrities are too damn narcissistic and think their faces need to be in the shot.
My sexy pictures contain my boobies and cooch. No face. The guy who's getting them hasn't complained, and I'm not going to give a shit if they end up online somewhere.
I dont care - to me those ARE Christina's tittays!
I agree w. all of this!
Munn's captions did not strike me as sexy at all. They sort of repulsed me, to be honest. I guess I'm not turned on by people degrading themselves. I get the whole dom/sub thing and am sort of into it, but something seems disturbing about those captions.
Submitted by Datura on Sun, 03/04/2012 - 10:44pm.
Christina is so pretty (and totally gives me boob envy). It's funny how much hotter she looks in her sweater and glasses than she ever looks on a red carpet.
The other girl's captions made me gag. I'm a prude, admittedly, but nothing about what she wrote struck me as sexy.
I don't think I'd want to see Hendricks boobies in free fall, but hot damn, they looked beautiful in the pics.
I think the nekki pics are of Munn. I think the sophomoric captions are someone else's fucking with them.
GD.
Christina Hendricks is so hawt. I'm watching reruns of Mad Men and I can't wait for the new season to start. I just recently got the boyfriend into it
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LMAO @ MK putting Chi-Chi's sauce over the nipples!
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Submitted by Caramel on Sun, 03/04/2012 - 10:07pm.
No OP today so can I ask if anyone else was disgusted by the fawning profile of Terry Richardson ("The Naughty Knave"...) in todays NY Times?
Yes!
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Just read that mess. blech. Against my better judgment I clicked on "Terry's Diary" and found these photos that I wish I could expunge from my retinas forever (scroll down to the middle of the page to see a chick named Charlotte Free licking her hairy pits):
http://www.terrysdiary.com/tagged/models
*voms*
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So now you're telling me both boob shots are fake?
I just don't know what to believe anymore.
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Roman tragedy at its sexy best!!
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Look at the pic of CH in that sweater...no one is going to leak a naked shot like that. Seriously. Hello, granny glasses."
Yeah, it's pretty clear that the CH photos were likely sent to her hubs. The modesty, the sweet sheepish expression. I find her pics to be endearingly dorky. Whereas Munn's seem more calculated so less palatable.
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Submitted by Caramel on Sun, 03/04/2012 - 10:07pm.
No OP today so can I ask if anyone else was disgusted by the fawning profile of Terry Richardson ("The Naughty Knave"...) in todays NY Times?
Yes!