On The View yesterday morning (click here to see that mess, try to ignore Pimp Mama Kris), Dr. Drew, who holds a PhD in fame whoring, finally broke his silence on the state of Angie Jolie’s nutrition and said that he can no longer keep his mouth shut about the health of a skinny trick he has never treated. Dr. Drew is so good that he can diagnose a bitch through pictures and by reading reports in the highly credible medical journal we all know as UsWeekly. Dr. Drew is obviously the only doctor anybody listens to, so he’s letting it be known that he thinks Angie is dangerously close to shriveling away until the only thing that’s left of her is that attention whore right leg (because it’s going to haunt us forever).
“It’s another condition where, I saw that, and I spoke up about it on my HLN program, because I felt I had to. I am tired of keeping quiet about this stuff. When I was quiet about the prescription drug use and everybody started dying, and now I feel an obligation to speak up. She’s malnourished. She has the stigmata of malnutrition. There are reports, Us Weekly reported she was doing it to make a statement about the kids in Africa that she was working with that didn’t have a chance to eat. Who knows what the reason is. I just see malnutrition there and we shouldn’t look at that as an ideal of beauty is what I’m saying. She’s a beautiful woman, but she needs to be better nourished.”
“I’m tired of keeping quiet!” – Dr. Drew
“We’re tired of you NOT keeping quiet!” – The World
Dr. Drew is supposed to be the greatest doctor since Dr. Quinn and the best shit he can come up with is that Angie Jolie is malnourished? Anybody who isn’t a member of a thinspo journal can see that Angie’s got pencil dick arms and needs to take an eatin’ tour or twenty with Jessica Simpson. Dr. Drew is Dr. DUH. But you know, maybe the wise words of the all-knowing Dr. Fame Whore had an effect on Angie (no, they didn’t), because here she is at McDonald’s with Brad Pitt today. Dr. Drew is so going to take credit for Angie sniffing two McDonald’s fries instead of one.