The Kartrashians Taught Adrienne Bailon Well

My new rock bottom blogging moment is opening these pictures of Mickey Mouse's former concubine, Adrienne Bailon, at a Caesars event in NYC last night and zooming in close to see how much of her shaved cheetah is showing. I stared so long that I think it winked back at me or maybe it got the last bit of her dignity in its eye and was trying to blink it out.

Adrienne Bailon was in 3LW in the early 2000s, The Cheetah Girls in 2003 and then she was mostly known in 2007 for being in Rob Whoredashian (yes, that's me suggesting that she fingered that bubble butt on the regular). And you know that saying? Once you go whore, you're shameless to the core! Adrienne brought that saying to life last night when she wore this snatchtacular dress thing. Adrienne told Celebuzz that this dress is in the fashion line she did with her sister, but if it was up to her, she'd free her vagina of its sheer dress prison and always be nekkid ass nekkid.

“If I could come out naked, I would. This is just some fancy stuff to throw over my little naked body.”

BITCH, you should've just come out with your coochie out, because that dress is just stupidly ugly. That peach part looks like the balloon valance from a nursery window. It makes her look like a second tier Las Vegas hooker who's pregnant with desperation. What is the point of that thing?

I will passionately defend a trick who is pushing the ho shit agenda by flashing her coochie to the world, but Adrienne just looks like an idiot. If you're gonna show it, really show it. I love how in some pictures she's holding that ugly peach part down all demure-like and then lets it go right before her chocha sneezes so everybody can get a look at the goods. Please, bitch. You know she put some pepper on her pussy so it could sneeze all night. Atchu!

Splash, Wenn.com

Posted by: Michael K

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Submitted by guest on Fri, 03/02/2012 - 11:32am.

wtf am I looking at? it looks like she forgot to step into the skirt part & is walking around with her slip showing. so stoopit.

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Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Sat, 06/11/2011 - 9:32am.
It's ok to be a redneck by the way.. just don't yell git 'er done because we all hate that.

Submitted by igloosrus on Fri, 03/02/2012 - 11:32am.

What an idiot

Submitted by Phoebe on Fri, 03/02/2012 - 11:32am.

Her fake boobs are trying to get away from each other.

Submitted by M.E. on Fri, 03/02/2012 - 11:31am.

Kuntrashians are being sued for $5 Mil for lying about their diet pillz.

HAHAHAHA!!!!!!!

*points and laughs*

Submitted by Jester on Fri, 03/02/2012 - 11:31am.

Yuck! Her Franken-twat looks all dewy and inflamed! I'm sure the photographers were wondering why they smelled rotten cho-cha on the red carpet.

Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Fri, 03/02/2012 - 11:31am.

SAY YES TO THE DRESS!!!!!!!!
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"wah I don't want to marry some psycho bitch!" ~ Dr. Suck N Fuck

Submitted by Migraine Sally on Fri, 03/02/2012 - 11:31am.

I don't know this fashion-challenged person. And I'm OK with that.

Submitted by M.E. on Fri, 03/02/2012 - 11:30am.

I have no idea who this bitch is.

Submitted by LaChaylo on Fri, 03/02/2012 - 11:30am.

Girl needs a reality check:

1. Nobody knows who the fuck she is.
2. Nobody cares who the fuck she is.
3. She has a giant piece of wadded fabric to hide her peek a boo cooch.

Go back to the loving arms of obscurity from whence you came, you sorry trick. And take your poor excuse of a ho-shit dress with you.

Submitted by EvilShoe on Fri, 03/02/2012 - 11:28am.

who?

Submitted by parissucksliterally on Fri, 03/02/2012 - 11:25am.

where was she invited? who invites this nobody anywhere?

I have more business being on a red carpet than she does.

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So why can't it wait 'til next time?
'Cos that time may never come
Stay here with your arms around me
You're going nowhere without me
So close your eyes
I'll make it oh, so nice for you

Submitted by Chirio on Fri, 03/02/2012 - 11:24am.

"This is just some fancy stuff to throw over my little naked body." the fuck does that mean?!! Yes very fancy shit you have on.

Coma Caca!
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Submitted by Sweetas on Fri, 03/02/2012 - 11:24am.

Oh, so now "I was drunk and didn't notice my skirt was caught in my pantyhose" is fashion? I'm a trendsetter, whoop!!

Submitted by islandgirl on Fri, 03/02/2012 - 11:23am.

I have no idea who this trick is, but her and her sister better get back to Home Ec class and re-blow the teacher.

Submitted by ditquoi on Fri, 03/02/2012 - 11:22am.

I mean if she wants everyone to see her naked why not just do porn? That way you get your rocks off too.

Submitted by MrsPotatoHead on Fri, 03/02/2012 - 11:22am.

That wad of fabric should be covering her face instead.

Submitted by NOT IMPRESSED on Fri, 03/02/2012 - 11:21am.

What a dumb bitch. I believe she's had "leaked" naked photos before, too.
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Douchechill!

Submitted by babybunny on Fri, 03/02/2012 - 11:21am.

With such fury Mugabe better flash something, nice to see how wholesome Disney kids keep it, btw once you have been tainted by associating with the Whoretrashian clan you are pretty much finished.