My new rock bottom blogging moment is opening these pictures of Mickey Mouse’s former concubine, Adrienne Bailon, at a Caesars event in NYC last night and zooming in close to see how much of her shaved cheetah is showing. I stared so long that I think it winked back at me or maybe it got the last bit of her dignity in its eye and was trying to blink it out.
Adrienne Bailon was in 3LW in the early 2000s, The Cheetah Girls in 2003 and then she was mostly known in 2007 for being in Rob Whoredashian (yes, that’s me suggesting that she fingered that bubble butt on the regular). And you know that saying? Once you go whore, you’re shameless to the core! Adrienne brought that saying to life last night when she wore this snatchtacular dress thing. Adrienne told Celebuzz that this dress is in the fashion line she did with her sister, but if it was up to her, she’d free her vagina of its sheer dress prison and always be nekkid ass nekkid.
“If I could come out naked, I would. This is just some fancy stuff to throw over my little naked body.”
BITCH, you should’ve just come out with your coochie out, because that dress is just stupidly ugly. That peach part looks like the balloon valance from a nursery window. It makes her look like a second tier Las Vegas hooker who’s pregnant with desperation. What is the point of that thing?
I will passionately defend a trick who is pushing the ho shit agenda by flashing her coochie to the world, but Adrienne just looks like an idiot. If you’re gonna show it, really show it. I love how in some pictures she’s holding that ugly peach part down all demure-like and then lets it go right before her chocha sneezes so everybody can get a look at the goods. Please, bitch. You know she put some pepper on her pussy so it could sneeze all night. Atchu!