The Kartrashians Taught Adrienne Bailon Well
My new rock bottom blogging moment is opening these pictures of Mickey Mouse's former concubine, Adrienne Bailon, at a Caesars event in NYC last night and zooming in close to see how much of her shaved cheetah is showing. I stared so long that I think it winked back at me or maybe it got the last bit of her dignity in its eye and was trying to blink it out.
Adrienne Bailon was in 3LW in the early 2000s, The Cheetah Girls in 2003 and then she was mostly known in 2007 for being in Rob Whoredashian (yes, that's me suggesting that she fingered that bubble butt on the regular). And you know that saying? Once you go whore, you're shameless to the core! Adrienne brought that saying to life last night when she wore this snatchtacular dress thing. Adrienne told Celebuzz that this dress is in the fashion line she did with her sister, but if it was up to her, she'd free her vagina of its sheer dress prison and always be nekkid ass nekkid.
“If I could come out naked, I would. This is just some fancy stuff to throw over my little naked body.”
BITCH, you should've just come out with your coochie out, because that dress is just stupidly ugly. That peach part looks like the balloon valance from a nursery window. It makes her look like a second tier Las Vegas hooker who's pregnant with desperation. What is the point of that thing?
I will passionately defend a trick who is pushing the ho shit agenda by flashing her coochie to the world, but Adrienne just looks like an idiot. If you're gonna show it, really show it. I love how in some pictures she's holding that ugly peach part down all demure-like and then lets it go right before her chocha sneezes so everybody can get a look at the goods. Please, bitch. You know she put some pepper on her pussy so it could sneeze all night. Atchu!
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Adrienne Bailon, is looking so sweet. her dress is also looking so nice. The casual dresses and semi formal dress shop at The Trendy Style dress shop are also very attractive.
That photo shoot,Testking 1Y0-A16 is what passes for a Top Forge,Testking MB2-866 photo shoot these life. I can't act to see the go-sees when they existing THAT in their portfolios to the designers.
Is this what this shit has come to?
Grace Kelly, Rita Hayworth, Audrey Hepburn, Elizabeth Taylor - CLASSY and SEXY women.
Fuck, society and famewhores make me sad and would make the women above I mentioned roll over in their graves if they had to witness this utter BS.
I've actually seen Adrienne's mediocrity in the flesh before, and it was at a taping of MAURY! Trick was coaching tweens on how not to dress like sluts and make their moms cry... a mess. Meanwhile God knows how much peen shes bounced off to secure her spot on the F list.
I don't even care who the ho is. I can't take my eyes off that wacked-out shit she's wearing.
Was this a dress show of the absurd? A lame way to get your picture taken.
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Never heard of her. Based on her appearance, I thought she must be one of the Jersey Shore "ladies."
In another life, I knew her and the other 2LW and she was the least likely, so I thought then, to end up like...this. She didn't have the boobage then, either. Turned into quite the trollop.
The only good thing about her dress is that if she suddenly starts her period, she can take the lower crumpled part and put it between her legs and no one will notice anything.
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The poster formerly known as Snow Owl formerly known as ¡Búho Del Invierno!
she looks like a cross between that Brooke chick from Cathouse and Snooki.
Those who try to break into fashion and know nothing about fashion are HILARIOUS. Those wearing these fashions are even more hilarious-er.
It's like me trying to make a costume for my dog, and I have no idea how to sew... it never comes out right... but we have a good laugh about it.
Piss! DP
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I want you to get on them fat chubby knees and take muh manhood in to your sugarwalls!-Early Cuyler -Squidbillies-
Ugly fucking dress and that ho ain't that "little" in the body. She's not fat, but she sure as fuck ain't Kate Moss.
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I want you to get on them fat chubby knees and take muh manhood in to your sugarwalls!-Early Cuyler -Squidbillies-
May I also add that I saw the unedited pic and she may want to invest in electrolysis.
Sincerely,
Alana Smithee
This is nothing new for her. I won't even call her nasty, slutty, or a whore if she wants to air her chocha out then more power to her. My only issue is how thirsty she is. She just does these extreme things and forgets how much of a bottom basement non-factor she is. Meaning the people she wants to pay attention will quickly forget.
Sincerely,
Alana Smithee
I'm surprised that Mediatakeout actually has a legitimate pic of her crotch. But heavens to Betsy! That is one ugly ass dress. Does she have a movie or something coming out?
I have to almost give this ho credit for having the sheer buffalo-sized cojones to wear that monstrosity in public.
Almost.
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"One does not simply walk into Mordor..."
So clearly Rob likes girls just like his sisters because I looked at the upclose shot of this girl's face and she has mounds of makeup on just like his sisters.
Creative way to wrap herpes. This is the ho that's the answer to all those rapper prostitute blinds. I had no idea who she was at first, then the name rang a bell.
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This is just funny. Every Ho needs a picture of her in this dress on their wall...
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"I'm doin hoe activities, with hoe tendencies. Hoes are my friends, hoes are my enemies."
So now they're attaching fancy satin bags to dresses for when the tequila comes back up?
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I refreshed the page and my PENIS WAS GONE! -- SugarFreeRedBull, MicroPenis Advocate
Is that the new Disney uniform?
I just can't go out with no underwear unless I'm going out for the sole purpose of getting banged.
That dress is hideous by the way. It could be cute if the middle was just solid black and not fluffy.
It looks like it was a sheer liner to an opaque dress, but she peeled off the opaque fabric and just bunched it up in the front.
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I'm here to kick ass and drink tea. And I'm all out of tea.
that mess looks like some kind of artistic catheter.
Submitted by mastixa on Fri, 03/02/2012 - 1:18pm.
This is why you need friends in your life to tell you no bitch, no, not cute.
fully agreed. also please tell me that's polly jean harvey in your user photo?
Submitted by Capella on Fri, 03/02/2012 - 3:41pm.
I preferred Lara Flynn Boyle's interpretation of the demure-anorexic ballerina. With the dirty-dirty mouth of course.
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Great rejoinder! Got dang!
And, those self-vaunted 'designers' should all be shot!
Submitted by Darth Stoner on Fri, 03/02/2012 - 3:38pm.
That has got to be the most idiotic dress EVER. Well, wait. Bjorks swan dress still ranks up there.
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I preferred Lara Flynn Boyle's interpretation of the demure-anorexic ballerina. With the dirty-dirty mouth of course.
Submitted by ba-buttons on Fri, 03/02/2012 - 2:54pm.
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BWAHAHAHHA that's granny crotch! Just how old are you ba-buttons? hahahahah
No, it's all good, bare or hair, me thinks!
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"The difficult brown?! I think we're all done here." MK
Submitted by IrritableBowel on Fri, 03/02/2012 - 3:37pm.
I saw another picture of her from behind and it was totally the Cher, "If I could turn back time" ass sho
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LMAO! Only, Cher had no ass to speak of!
Lmao at Deb! *sits whore ass down*
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I've got ten bucks and me and dirty eddie are staying out all weekend! - Rob Pue (thank you BBitch and Sweetas)
The difficult brown?! I think we're all done here. -MK
Who does she remind me of? It's makin' me crazy (well crazier than usual)!
That has got to be the most idiotic dress EVER. Well, wait. Bjorks swan dress still ranks up there.
Sweet holy fuck.
I saw another picture of her from behind and it was totally the Cher, "If I could turn back time" ass shot.
I hope she had some kind of panty liner around her coochie. I shudder to think of what kind of snail trail she must have left behind.
Porn is part of pop-culture mainstream. Talking about walking around naked is as arousing as Lilo showing her shaved-abused Firesnatch for the thousand time.
You want to arouse us? Talk endlessly about how abusively sexy Ewan McGregor is. Now that is a Firesnatch worth getting shaved for.
Submitted by snowpiece on Fri, 03/02/2012 - 1:34pm.
look at Gheycrest's new show!
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Looking at those people, it is no wonder they were interviewed on "Beast TV"
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So why can't it wait 'til next time?
'Cos that time may never come
Stay here with your arms around me
You're going nowhere without me
So close your eyes
I'll make it oh, so nice for you
Submitted by Spaz de la Whoreta on Fri, 03/02/2012 - 1:56pm.
Submitted by ba-buttons on Fri, 03/02/2012 - 1:33pm.
lol @ shaved/unshaved talk
Let it be known, if you are a part of the ladydom of D-Listed, you should look like you've got Phil Spector in headscissors down there.
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Which Phil Spector? Surely not this one... because that would look odd.
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LOL!! No, no - THIS Phil Spector
http://www.flickr.com/photos/twindx/55550972/
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Submitted by jazzfish_77 on Thu, 01/19/2012 - 11:56am.
Liver spotted hand
Groping while I cry inside
Merit badge and meth
That Disney pendulum swings HARD the other way.
Wow...
But what IS it??? I can't comment on it if I don't understand what the fuck it is!
Between Katy Perry's dress and this, I pray to Jupiter's cock that see through clothing doesn't become a trend.
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What would Jesus do for a Klondike Bar?
http://chakrakahn.tumblr.com/
That is for sure the tackiest ass piece of shit dress I have ever seen.
Look at the bunchy seams on the side! Yuck!!!
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"understand that a slow red panda who nibbles pickles and does somersaults in the middle of a dancefloor is entertaining to a 7-year-old... " MK.
Where's the SIT YOUR WHORE ASS DOWN dude from Vancouver when you need him?
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Spaz.......hahaha....like a monk.
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Submitted by Spaz de la Whoreta on Fri,
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I can't think of anyone whose face I'd like to smash in more than Kris Jenner.
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Wait until you see the Iranians on snowy's link! I sneered in distaste the entire preview. It's still Jersey Shore, with money, but even LESS taste. Ghastly.
LOL @ Jack and his incomprehensible love of sluts. *smh* :-D
WTF, looks like the dress is inside out and she's just wearing the slip attached to it.
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What would Jesus do for a Klondike Bar?
http://chakrakahn.tumblr.com/
Snowy , guest,and OET, don't do it. I watched the first episode. It was beyond awful. Tyty didn't even shoe up until final judging at the end. It is a bad bad joke. Rich from foufour got in a twitter fight with the new judge. I can't remember her name but she is in P.R
She has to be prostituting to advertise like that. I mean, come on!
Submitted by ba-buttons on Fri, 03/02/2012 - 1:33pm.
lol @ shaved/unshaved talk
Let it be known, if you are a part of the ladydom of D-Listed, you should look like you've got Phil Spector in headscissors down there.
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Which Phil Spector? Surely not this one: http://images.eonline.com/eol_images/Entire_Site/20090610/300.spector.ph... because that would look odd.
*will watch an epi or two* & i like that slip thing but not in public!
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Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Sat, 06/11/2011 - 9:32am.
It's ok to be a redneck by the way.. just don't yell git 'er done because we all hate that.
That "dress" is stupid. It's not even whoreish. It's just dumb.
That's all I can muster up for this nobody.
What's up with all these bare ass broads? This feels unsanitary to me. There is no way I would sit down where she just sat.
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"We are here on earth to do good for others.
What the others are here for, I don't know."
W.H. Auden
Submitted by snowpiece on Fri, 03/02/2012 - 1:26pm.
Ophelia, that's is! I put ATM back on my dvr list beause I was going to try and get back into it this "cycle" but if they are pimping out the Kardashian's on there, Fuck that Shit!
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Imma still watch Snowy just to play "I'm a Harvard grad" drinking game. You know Miss Tyra will find a way to mention that every chance she gets.
Snowho..I was being facetious! lol.
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Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Sat, 06/11/2011 - 9:32am.
It's ok to be a redneck by the way.. just don't yell git 'er done because we all hate that.